🍽️ حلال Alex Figueroa / Idominatio / Red Inside the Brownhole - Pedophile Ween from Mexico, likes Sewer Orgies

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Since we're on a roll I feel I should tell you guys once a week I strip naked and cover myself in my own shit and then run outside screaming "can't catch me I'm the pepe-man" and run from the police until they catch me and get covered in my shit. I just thought I should tell you since only a real man can admit to doing this kind of thing, a coward would just hide it and act like a normal person.
 
First of all let it be known that I created a new account just to open this thread. I'm pretty well known around here and some of you may recognize who I am from the way I write, and that's fine. But I don't want any possible embarrassment this thread may cause me to carry on to my true identity on here, or affect the way others see me.

So basically, what happened is I decided to tell my family and close friends that I'm into Anal Vore by having a "coming-out" party. I don't think it went very well and that's why I'm here.

Let me elaborate.

I'm a male in my early 20's. If you were to ask me who I am, the 1st thing I would instantly say is "I am an anal vore fanatic". It's who I am. It's my identity. Anal vore is my life, and it felt important enough for me to tell my friends and family. I decided the best way to tell them would be to have an anal vore "coming-out party", though I didn't tell them that the party was going to be about anal vore ahead of time. I'm not stupid. I knew they would look it up in Google and see a bunch of stupid things and criticisms by trolls about it, so I decided that to make the best impression of anal vore I would have to present it to them myself.

I ordered pizzas and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what anal vore is.

It started when they came in through the door. I gave everyone a sealed envelope and told them not to open it until I said so. When everyone had arrived (grandparents, aunts and uncles, my parents, 3 of my cousins, and a couple non-family friends), I announced what the purpose of the part was and had them open the envelopes. I had commissioned a popular artist that I really like to draw sketches of each of my family members/friends anal voring me, and I printed these pictures out and put them in the envelope (he agreed to do the sketches for $5/each BTW so it wasn't too expensive for me). Everyone kinda laughed and a couple of them were confused when I explained (my grandpa got kind of mad at me though). I basically explained to them that I'm into anal vore and what it is. I don't think they took it very well though because they joked a lot about it (they kept asking if I was serious or if I was joking). A couple people (my parents and grandparents mostly) seemed upset though, unfortunately.

The next part of the party was I hooked up my laptop to my TV with an HDMI cable and I started showing them my favorite anal vore pictures on Ekas portal and other pictures that I had saved on my computer. This is where the party kind of took a turn for the worse. One of my uncles got really mad and started calling me names (I don't want to repeat them here) but my aunt defended me. We argued for a bit and most of my family left at that point...I kept showing them the anal vore pictures I liked on Ekas portal but they started leaving and only my cousins and close friends chose to remain and look at the pictures with me. What did I do wrong? Is this basically something that only younger people enjoy? Because I'm pretty sure my grandparents hated anal vore (I still love them though even if we can't see eye to eye on this subject that's extremely important to me).

Anyways the next part of the party that I had planned for so long and was expecting to be a bit hit was a kind of interactive anal-vore reading game. I had printed out one of my favorite anal vore stories from Eka's and I wanted to pass around the story and we would all read a part aloud, but that didn't really go as planned. One of my cousins said they thought it was "creepy"...? I tried to convince her that it'd be cool but no one wanted to do it. I had to read the story myself but when they started talking to each other about things NOT related to anal vore I kind of gave up :(

The party kind of fizzled out. We just watched TV for a bit, I kept talking about anal vore a bit (but not as much as I wanted) and after the party was over everyone (the people who were left at the end, anyway) finally left.

Did I do anything wrong? Should I try to do the party again, because I think they may have interpreted my interest wrong? It's really important for me and I want them to know, but how can I communicate my love of anal vore to my family members who are specifically picky about such issues >.> , such as my uncle who was intollerant of me? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
 
im permabanned poster niggerstomper58. i first started reading Deep Thoughts when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “irony” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “nigger balls” and “i love shitting inside nigger assholes” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of “ironic” style of Deep Thoughts humor was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who “get” Deep Thoughts to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
 
Holy shit, this thread is a lollercoaster. :semperfidelis: to everyone.

*furiously scribbles "HIDE YOUR FUCKING POWERLEVEL" on a Post-it note and sticks it on computer screen*
 
Now all the real halal meats will be hidden among this tofu halal substitute meat product. Call the fucking Imam, there're fatwas that need issuing.
 
This cycle is becoming shockingly common
>Unsuspecting lolcow joins the Farms to laugh at other cows
>Does something to reveal a huge, socially abnormal power level
>Is consumed by the very community they laughed with
>Reacts either with confusion or "morally superior" bravado

This is happening like every god damn week and it's great, in my opinion. It's never not funny when it happens.
 
Voltekka dijo:
Most of the shit I have done was on the internet;
- I wrote many fanfics about yaoi couplings in the past; hundred of them.
- I roleplayed as a gay vampire using habbo hotel rooms.
- I stalked a girl for three years before realizing that I was a cunt.
- I use the mannerisms of anime characters to cope with my lack of identity.
- I used to lewd myself on older guys for some odd reason.
- I manipulated people into going against a lolcow that was doing identity theft. I made many fake profiles to frame said lolcow, to the point he went into a full apology on social media.
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Why would you tell us any of this? How could you have possibly not have learned from Figueroa's mistakes? What is wrong with people?

Voltekka dijo:
No. I have the balls to admit I did weird shit in the past.
Rolling with the punches, as they say.
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There was another guy on this board who rolled with the punches, as they say. He has his own Halal thread.
 
Remember everyone.

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Dual Rectifier dijo:
Honestly, I'm speechless.

Anyone else want to come forward? Anybody push their grandma down the stairs? Replace your Dad's blood pressure medicine with sugar pills?

Jesus.
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:powerlevel:I stole a five-cent piece of candy when I was 3 years old because I didn't understand the concept of money.
 
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