African-American Appreciation Thread - Not Actually an Appreciation Thread

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I've seen a few comments wondering why niggers are so stinky, and since I've also noticed they are stinky, I decided to look into it.
A study was done in 2016 named "The Effect of Ethnicity on Human Axillary Odorant Production". And while the study confirmed they are objectively stinky (at least compared to east asians and whites), scientists aren't sure exactly why.

Body odor is caused by volatile organic compounds (vocs), with the two main compounds being:
1. E-3M2H (E-3-methyl-2-hexenoic acid)
2. 3H3M
(3-hydroxy-3-methylhexanoic acid).

African Americans create the most E-3M2H and 3H3M compared to east asians and whites.

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They also tested eight smaller volatile acids, which influence body order to a lesser degree. Niggers typically scored higher on these as well.
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But what specific gene or pathway causes black people to create so much more of these volatile compounds? Scientists aren't sure, and even though they weren't able to tie their odor to a specific gene, in the last paragraph of the study they still say:
"Overall, our findings suggest that an individual’s ethnicity has
a significant impact on human axillary odor production.
"

And yes, I have tried to find newer research that attempts to find why niggers are so stinky, but I haven't found any.
 
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I've seen a few comments wondering why niggers are so stinky, and since I've also noticed they are stinky, I decided to look into it.
A study was done in 2016 named "The Effect of Ethnicity on Human Axillary Odorant Production". And while the study confirmed they are objectively stinky (at least compared to east asians and whites), scientists aren't sure exactly why.

Body odor is caused by volatile organic compounds (vocs), with the two main compounds being:
1. E-3M2H (3-hydroxy-3-methylhexanoic acid)
2. 3H3M (3-hydroxy-3-methylhexanoic acid).

African Americans create the most E-3M2H and 3H3M compared to east asians and whites.

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They also tested eight smaller volatile acids, which influence body order to a lesser degree. Niggers typically scored higher on these as well.
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But what specific gene or pathway causes black people to create so much more of these volatile compounds? Scientists aren't sure, and even though they weren't able to tie their odor to a specific gene, in the last paragraph of the study they still say:
"Overall, our findings suggest that an individual’s ethnicity has
a significant impact on human axillary odor production.
"

And yes, I have tried to find newer research that attempts to find why niggers are so stinky, but I haven't found any.
Used to work with a few extremely large black guys in various jobs, bar security and the like. Its been my experience that the bucks of this sort just have an inherent musk to them. One was a College D1 defensive tackle. He could very clearly be straight out of the shower and still have that negro stink to him (no shade, he was quite a clean individual and a rare negro that showed up to work on time and did his job). I currently live next door to a family of groids from Africa. The odor they leave as a whole is what I experienced from the college DT x10, it wafts through the general area they inhabit. Repulsive.
 
And yes, I have tried to find newer research that attempts to find why niggers are so stinky, but I haven't found any.
When I worked fast food, I remember one time a jacket was in the break room. Normally you wouldn't care; it was just one of the members who accidentally left their jacket behind. They'll pick it up another time. This time I did care because it smelt like body odour, and that's all you could smell in the break room... We had to throw 6 boxes of drinks away because the BO had clung to the boxes overnight.

My manager just instructed me to throw the jacket away and said that we'd buy them a new one if they complained. Lo and behold, a few days later and the only african nigger in the store was bitching about how someone "stole" his jacket.

The mystery of the smelly jacket and the absent nigger had been solved.
 
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User
Posts​
Reactions​
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Mad at the Internet.png Mad at the Internet​
Trash 2025.png Dumb​
Winner.png Winner​
Semper Fidelis.png Semper Fidelis​
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1​
@Belisarius Cawl
1,166​
9,419​
578 (6%)​
9 (0%)​
108 (1%)​
1,161 (12%)​
8 (0%)​
287 (3%)​
2​
@Cuntspiracy Man
844​
8,319​
163 (2%)​
64 (1%)​
307 (4%)​
515 (6%)​
2 (0%)​
582 (7%)​
3​
@The Last Stand
617​
4,088​
145 (4%)​
9 (0%)​
101 (2%)​
168 (4%)​
5 (0%)​
200 (5%)​
4​
@whoishomermynameis
555​
4,929​
122 (2%)​
0 (0%)​
27 (1%)​
628 (13%)​
10 (0%)​
79 (2%)​
5​
@byron
489​
9,252​
705 (8%)​
2 (0%)​
45 (0%)​
1,215 (13%)​
19 (0%)​
361 (4%)​
6​
@Troon_Patrol
426​
5,380​
515 (10%)​
14 (0%)​
63 (1%)​
560 (10%)​
7 (0%)​
182 (3%)​
7​
@moocow
390​
3,936​
169 (4%)​
18 (0%)​
30 (1%)​
339 (9%)​
13 (0%)​
125 (3%)​
8​
@Twix Eatr
363​
3,734​
320 (9%)​
17 (0%)​
79 (2%)​
497 (13%)​
10 (0%)​
100 (3%)​
9​
@The Taco Santo!
357​
3,048​
260 (9%)​
3 (0%)​
22 (1%)​
223 (7%)​
0 (0%)​
133 (4%)​
10​
@DocAwe
313​
2,720​
64 (2%)​
0 (0%)​
16 (1%)​
163 (6%)​
9 (0%)​
41 (2%)​
11​
@Evilronald
309​
3,275​
79 (2%)​
1 (0%)​
20 (1%)​
173 (5%)​
0 (0%)​
123 (4%)​
12​
@Lord Of Shit
307​
2,754​
72 (3%)​
1 (0%)​
25 (1%)​
152 (6%)​
4 (0%)​
77 (3%)​
13​
@Retreaded Tire
267​
2,578​
111 (4%)​
0 (0%)​
40 (2%)​
447 (17%)​
9 (0%)​
126 (5%)​
14​
@barrow greeter
259​
4,167​
126 (3%)​
1 (0%)​
4 (0%)​
492 (12%)​
8 (0%)​
80 (2%)​
15​
@Rick The Stick
237​
2,647​
31 (1%)​
7 (0%)​
16 (1%)​
214 (8%)​
1 (0%)​
104 (4%)​

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Avg words/post​
Total Posts​
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@Briananderson1138
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6​
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@Mr. Suction
953​
4​
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@Sedan Hussein
632​
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@Dread First
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7​
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@Birthday Cat
461​
7​
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@LemonMice
397​
10​
7​
@Cooked Rabbit
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8​
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3​
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@Troon_Patrol
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426​
10​
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292​
9​

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User
Words​
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@Briananderson1138
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6​
2​
@Twix Eatr
4,260​
363​
3​
@Vriljami
3,912​
34​
4​
@The Hawk Tuah Girl
2,833​
17​
5​
@millais
2,508​
21​
6​
@Troon_Patrol
2,364​
426​
7​
@NoReturn
2,043​
21​
8​
@Dread First
2,008​
7​
9​
@GaryGray
1,953​
18​
10​
@ENDTOPII
1,785​
14​

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User
Reactions​
Avg/post​

Total Posts​
1​
@Belisarius Cawl
9,419​
8​
1,166​
2​
@byron
9,252​
19​
489​
3​
@Cuntspiracy Man
8,319​
10​
844​
4​
@Troon_Patrol
5,380​
13​
426​
5​
@whoishomermynameis
4,929​
9​
555​
6​
@barrow greeter
4,167​
16​
259​
7​
@The Last Stand
4,088​
7​
617​
8​
@moocow
3,936​
10​
390​
9​
@Twix Eatr
3,734​
10​
363​
10​
@Evilronald
3,275​
11​
309​

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User
Net score​
Avg/post​
Total posts​
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@Cuntspiracy Man
6,867​
8​
844​
2​
@Belisarius Cawl
6,644​
6​
1,166​
3​
@byron
4,425​
9​
489​
4​
@Troon_Patrol
4,151​
10​
426​
5​
@moocow
3,518​
9​
390​
6​
@The Last Stand
2,831​
5​
617​
7​
@DoomsdayElite
2,467​
12​
211​
8​
@DocAwe
2,426​
8​
313​
9​
@Twix Eatr
2,410​
7​
363​
10​
@Lord Of Shit
2,404​
8​
307​

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Rank​
User
Media posts​
Total Posts​
1​
@Belisarius Cawl
699​
1,166​
2​
@whoishomermynameis
546​
555​
3​
@byron
384​
489​
4​
@The Last Stand
268​
617​
5​
@Troon_Patrol
259​
426​
6​
@Evilronald
214​
309​
7​
@barrow greeter
199​
259​
8​
@Jonah Hill poster
187​
222​
9​
@Twix Eatr
168​
363​
10​
@Retreaded Tire
153​
267​

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User
Links​
Avg/post​
Total Posts​
1​
@Belisarius Cawl
282​
0.24​
1,166​
2​
@Chandelier
267​
3​
101​
3​
@Super-Chevy454
184​
1​
175​
4​
@byron
174​
0.36​
489​
5​
@whoishomermynameis
161​
0.29​
555​
6​
@Twix Eatr
152​
0.42​
363​
7​
@The Last Stand
120​
0.19​
617​
8​
@Troon_Patrol
107​
0.25​
426​
9​
@sherwoods110
97​
0.75​
129​
10​
@redlenses2112
92​
2​
38​

Highest Reactions Per Post
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Rank​
User
Avg reactions/post​
Total reactions​
Total Posts​
1​
@Fat Black Woman
31​
218​
7​
2​
@Fren
29​
522​
18​
3​
@Betonhaus
26​
469​
18​
4​
@batteredpancakes
26​
130​
5​
5​
@Sandnigger Mudhut
24​
122​
5​
6​
@gernig
24​
219​
9​
7​
@???
24​
242​
10​
8​
@Carpalorbit
24​
406​
17​
9​
@Hamplanet Fitness
23​
116​
5​
10​
@NiggerDeathRay
23​
162​
7​

Trash 2025.png Most Dumb Received
Total Dumb reactions a user's posts collected. Also shows the per-post average.
Rank​
User
Dumb​
Avg/post​
Total Posts​
1​
@Cuntspiracy Man
307​
0.36​
844​
2​
@Carpalorbit
223​
13​
17​
3​
@Belisarius Cawl
108​
0.09​
1,166​
4​
@The Last Stand
101​
0.16​
617​
5​
@Dr Cruel
97​
0.54​
178​
6​
@Twix Eatr
79​
0.22​
363​
7​
@Troon_Patrol
63​
0.15​
426​
8​
@stares at error messages
61​
0.35​
173​
9​
@Sayer of the N-Word
51​
0.38​
134​
10​
@Alligator Alcatraz
48​
3​
18​

Trash 2025.png Most Posts With A Dumb
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Rank​
User
Posts​
Total Posts​
1​
@Cuntspiracy Man
136​
844​
2​
@Belisarius Cawl
50​
1,166​
3​
@The Last Stand
42​
617​
4​
@Twix Eatr
38​
363​
5​
@Troon_Patrol
33​
426​
6​
@Dr Cruel
30​
178​
7​
@stares at error messages
28​
173​
8​
@byron
27​
489​
9​
@Retreaded Tire
24​
267​
10​
@Ed Special
22​
139​

Trash 2025.png Highest Share Of Posts With A Dumb
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Rank​
User
Share of posts​
Total Posts​
1​
@Carpalorbit
100%​
17​
2​
@The High Prophet of Truth
100%​
6​
3​
@Jesse Nicholas Radin
100%​
5​
4​
@Man at Arms
83%​
6​
5​
@Cloaca Rimjob
60%​
5​
6​
@JeanRob1
60%​
5​
7​
@debristar
55%​
11​
8​
@Konstantinopel Retaker
50%​
14​
9​
@Banditotron
50%​
6​
10​
@soy_king
50%​
6​

Informative.png Most Informative Received
Total Informative reactions a user's posts collected. Also shows the per-post average.
Rank​
User
Informative​
Avg/post​
Total Posts​
1​
@byron
705​
1​
489​
2​
@Belisarius Cawl
578​
0.5​
1,166​
3​
@Troon_Patrol
515​
1​
426​
4​
@Twix Eatr
320​
0.88​
363​
5​
@The Taco Santo!
260​
0.73​
357​
6​
@moocow
169​
0.43​
390​
7​
@Cuntspiracy Man
163​
0.19​
844​
8​
@The Last Stand
145​
0.23​
617​
9​
@Jonah Hill poster
143​
0.64​
222​
10​
@Vyse Inglebard
127​
0.61​
207​

Informative.png Most Posts With A Informative
How many of a user's posts got at least one Informative.
Rank​
User
Posts​
Total Posts​
1​
@Belisarius Cawl
243​
1,166​
2​
@byron
178​
489​
3​
@Troon_Patrol
151​
426​
4​
@Twix Eatr
106​
363​
5​
@The Taco Santo!
77​
357​
6​
@Cuntspiracy Man
69​
844​
7​
@The Last Stand
65​
617​
8​
@whoishomermynameis
55​
555​
9​
@Retreaded Tire
55​
267​
10​
@barrow greeter
54​
259​

Informative.png Highest Share Of Posts With A Informative
What fraction of a user's own posts got at least one Informative. A user needs at least 5 posts to appear here.
Rank​
User
Share of posts​
Total Posts​
1​
@Hamplanet Fitness
100%​
5​
2​
@Soggy paper straw
88%​
8​
3​
@Freshly Baked Socks
67%​
9​
4​
@Shiversblood
67%​
6​
5​
@millais
62%​
21​
6​
@Draza
60%​
5​
7​
@Mister Mint
60%​
5​
8​
@Samuel Fuller
60%​
5​
9​
@prollyanotherlurker
60%​
5​
10​
@glue eater
58%​
12​

Lol.png Most Lol Received
Total Lol reactions a user's posts collected. Also shows the per-post average.
Rank​
User
Lol​
Avg/post​
Total Posts​
1​
@whoishomermynameis
839​
2​
555​
2​
@byron
377​
0.77​
489​
3​
@Garina'sVengeance
372​
2​
149​
4​
@Lord Of Shit
355​
1​
307​
5​
@Sicko Hunter
281​
2​
152​
6​
@DocAwe
231​
0.74​
313​
7​
@sherwoods110
222​
2​
129​
8​
@Gaystapo
222​
3​
70​
9​
@The Last Stand
202​
0.33​
617​
10​
@The Great One
201​
1​
143​

Lol.png Most Posts With A Lol
How many of a user's posts got at least one Lol.
Rank​
User
Posts​
Total Posts​
1​
@whoishomermynameis
195​
555​
2​
@Lord Of Shit
88​
307​
3​
@DocAwe
71​
313​
4​
@byron
64​
489​
5​
@Retreaded Tire
53​
267​
6​
@Sicko Hunter
52​
152​
7​
@The Last Stand
50​
617​
8​
@The Great One
49​
143​
9​
@Chandelier
46​
101​
10​
@Garina'sVengeance
44​
149​

Lol.png Highest Share Of Posts With A Lol
What fraction of a user's own posts got at least one Lol. A user needs at least 5 posts to appear here.
Rank​
User
Share of posts​
Total Posts​
1​
@Clown College 2nd Year
68%​
19​
2​
@Preacher ✝
68%​
19​
3​
@IliterateNerd77
64%​
11​
4​
@foam rolla
60%​
5​
5​
@Breadbassket
57%​
7​
6​
@Gentlebastard
57%​
7​
7​
@corvuscorax
57%​
7​
8​
@fitty tucker
53%​
17​
9​
@Vlad the Implier
50%​
18​
10​
@Core i7-3770K
48%​
29​

Thunkful 2025.png Most Thunk-Provoking Received
Total Thunk-Provoking reactions a user's posts collected. Also shows the per-post average.
Rank​
User
Thunk-Provoking​
Avg/post​
Total Posts​
1​
@Cuntspiracy Man
582​
0.69​
844​
2​
@byron
361​
0.74​
489​
3​
@Belisarius Cawl
287​
0.25​
1,166​
4​
@The Last Stand
200​
0.32​
617​
5​
@Troon_Patrol
182​
0.43​
426​
6​
@winderson_silva
165​
0.75​
220​
7​
@The Taco Santo!
133​
0.37​
357​
8​
@Jonah Hill poster
129​
0.58​
222​
9​
@Retreaded Tire
126​
0.47​
267​
10​
@stares at error messages
126​
0.73​
173​

Thunkful 2025.png Most Posts With A Thunk-Provoking
How many of a user's posts got at least one Thunk-Provoking.
Rank​
User
Posts​
Total Posts​
1​
@Cuntspiracy Man
250​
844​
2​
@Belisarius Cawl
171​
1,166​
3​
@byron
144​
489​
4​
@The Last Stand
123​
617​
5​
@Troon_Patrol
91​
426​
6​
@moocow
74​
390​
7​
@winderson_silva
69​
220​
8​
@Twix Eatr
68​
363​
9​
@The Taco Santo!
67​
357​
10​
@Retreaded Tire
63​
267​

Thunkful 2025.png Highest Share Of Posts With A Thunk-Provoking
What fraction of a user's own posts got at least one Thunk-Provoking. A user needs at least 5 posts to appear here.
Rank​
User
Share of posts​
Total Posts​
1​
@Poppy Brown
100%​
7​
2​
@Chicha Drinker
83%​
6​
3​
@Kyff
64%​
11​
4​
@Geoff Capes Vapes Apes
63%​
8​
5​
@Alex Hogendorp
60%​
5​
6​
@Jesse Nicholas Radin
60%​
5​
7​
@Sandnigger Mudhut
60%​
5​
8​
@ToroidalBoat
60%​
5​
9​
@Althalus
56%​
9​
10​
@American Fatso
56%​
9​

Winner.png Most Winner Received
Total Winner reactions a user's posts collected. Also shows the per-post average.
Rank​
User
Winner​
Avg/post​
Total Posts​
1​
@byron
1,215​
2​
489​
2​
@Belisarius Cawl
1,161​
1.0​
1,166​
3​
@whoishomermynameis
628​
1​
555​
4​
@DoomsdayElite
614​
3​
211​
5​
@Troon_Patrol
560​
1​
426​
6​
@Cuntspiracy Man
515​
0.61​
844​
7​
@Twix Eatr
497​
1​
363​
8​
@barrow greeter
492​
2​
259​
9​
@Retreaded Tire
447​
2​
267​
10​
@Jonah Hill poster
437​
2​
222​

Winner.png Most Posts With A Winner
How many of a user's posts got at least one Winner.
Rank​
User
Posts​
Total Posts​
1​
@Belisarius Cawl
305​
1,166​
2​
@byron
197​
489​
3​
@Cuntspiracy Man
159​
844​
4​
@whoishomermynameis
132​
555​
5​
@Troon_Patrol
132​
426​
6​
@moocow
116​
390​
7​
@Twix Eatr
115​
363​
8​
@DoomsdayElite
101​
211​
9​
@barrow greeter
96​
259​
10​
@Retreaded Tire
90​
267​

Winner.png Highest Share Of Posts With A Winner
What fraction of a user's own posts got at least one Winner. A user needs at least 5 posts to appear here.
Rank​
User
Share of posts​
Total Posts​
1​
@IPman
100%​
6​
2​
@William F. Clinton
93%​
14​
3​
@ChrisIsGay
90%​
10​
4​
@glue eater
83%​
12​
5​
@Lonjil
75%​
8​
6​
@Betonhaus
72%​
18​
7​
@NiggerDeathRay
71%​
7​
8​
@ObeseScreamingBlackMan
67%​
6​
9​
@Point 707
62%​
45​
10​
@Michael McDoesntexist
62%​
13​
 

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Best And Worst Posters
A composite Poster Score for everyone with more than 10 posts. The formula: 40% net reactions per post (positive minus negative), 25% hit rate (share of posts that got any reaction), 20% positivity (positive vs negative balance), 10% reaction variety, 5% post length. Each part is standardized against the qualifying group, so 0 is average.

Top Posters (Best Scores)
The highest composite scores among qualifying users.
Rank​
User
Score​
Posts​
Net/post​
Hit rate​
1​
@William F. Clinton
1.32​
14​
18.3​
100%​
2​
@Wild at Heart
1.31​
47​
16.6​
100%​
3​
@glue eater
1.22​
12​
18.8​
100%​
4​
@Betonhaus
1.21​
18​
19.4​
100%​
5​
@Michael McDoesntexist
1.13​
13​
15.8​
100%​
6​
@Kola
1.09​
33​
15.2​
100%​
7​
@Kapros
1.06​
13​
16.6​
100%​
8​
@Fapcop
1.01​
16​
14.9​
100%​
9​
@Rootless Cosmopolitan
0.99​
91​
13.1​
100%​
10​
@DeeDee Megadoodoo
0.97​
116​
13.6​
100%​

Worst Posters (Lowest Scores)
The lowest composite scores among qualifying users. Ranked from worst upward.
Rank​
User
Score​
Posts​
Net/post​
Hit rate​
1​
@p0e
-3.95​
11​
-10.6​
82%​
2​
@Carpalorbit
-3.63​
17​
-20.8​
100%​
3​
@The Decimator
-1.78​
16​
-0.5​
94%​
4​
@BlaireWhitesBottom2
-1.73​
27​
1.9​
81%​
5​
@debristar
-1.73​
11​
-4.6​
100%​
6​
@TractorGirl
-1.69​
16​
4.1​
81%​
7​
@TURBONIGGERKIKE
-1.53​
14​
2.1​
86%​
8​
@W00K #17
-1.5​
45​
-3.2​
100%​
9​
@KingNothing
-1.41​
11​
1.9​
91%​
10​
@Cherry Milk
-1.38​
17​
3.5​
88%​

Reaction Post Winners
The single posts that collected the most of each spotlight reaction. Post numbers link straight to the post.

Informative.png Most Informative On A Single Post
Individual posts ranked by Informative reactions received. 'Total' is the post's overall reaction count.
Rank​
PostUser
Informative​
Total​
1​
#23806691@batteredpancakes
35​
65​
2​
#23941456@The Taco Santo!
31​
37​
3​
#20160358@Breadquanda.
29​
46​
4​
#17755712@Womble of Wimbledon
28​
45​
5​
#23830649@Meiwaku
28​
37​
6​
#23764933@DeeDee Megadoodoo
27​
35​
7​
#22270956@byron
26​
48​
8​
#24461361@Cherry Eyed Hamster
26​
48​
9​
#24491197@Throwing Romans
26​
34​
10​
#24741731@Pierre D'Olnique
25​
37​

Thunkful 2025.png Most Thunk-Provoking On A Single Post
Individual posts ranked by Thunk-Provoking reactions received. 'Total' is the post's overall reaction count.
Rank​
PostUser
Thunk-Provoking​
Total​
1​
#23611861@Vyse Inglebard
26​
71​
2​
#20159252@Betonhaus
18​
47​
3​
#19898882@Turquoise
18​
34​
4​
#22619322@Spud
17​
42​
5​
#19328806@Fren
16​
49​
6​
#22913798@DeeDee Megadoodoo
15​
47​
7​
#22057508@byron
15​
35​
8​
#23435489@Osama Bin Laden
15​
26​
9​
#19413526@STARS158
14​
44​
10​
#12146729@Ponzo
14​
35​

Winner.png Most Winner On A Single Post
Individual posts ranked by Winner reactions received. 'Total' is the post's overall reaction count.
Rank​
PostUser
Winner​
Total​
1​
#5836620@ForgedBlades
66​
100​
2​
#5836614@Leonard Helplessness
57​
159​
3​
#24591792@byron
41​
61​
4​
#9357108@You Bastard Guy
39​
81​
5​
#21404153@Fren
37​
79​
6​
#8263853@Jet Fuel Johnny
35​
78​
7​
#21395659@W00K #17
35​
65​
8​
#22719695@barrow greeter
35​
58​
9​
#23756986@byron
34​
59​
10​
#5836579@millais
33​
81​

Lol.png Most Lol On A Single Post
Individual posts ranked by Lol reactions received. 'Total' is the post's overall reaction count.
Rank​
PostUser
Lol​
Total​
1​
#23429192@Vriljami
57​
72​
2​
#23921065@Preacher ✝
55​
62​
3​
#24464585@byron
45​
72​
4​
#23672175@Curse of the Sonichu
42​
67​
5​
#23441750@whoishomermynameis
36​
60​
6​
#24447630@Paleolithic Nigga
35​
44​
7​
#24493123@gernig
34​
54​
8​
#24370119@Clown College 2nd Year
34​
46​
9​
#24717870@Clown College 2nd Year
33​
39​
10​
#24583356@Gaystapo
31​
38​

Trash 2025.png Most Dumb On A Single Post
Individual posts ranked by Dumb reactions received. 'Total' is the post's overall reaction count.
Rank​
PostUser
Dumb​
Total​
1​
#19245674@Carpalorbit
31​
48​
2​
#19278883@Carpalorbit
25​
34​
3​
#19247375@Carpalorbit
22​
39​
4​
#24875995@Alligator Alcatraz
22​
29​
5​
#6044221@Mike Stoklasa
20​
57​
6​
#20292685@Sayer of the N-Word
19​
42​
7​
#19279343@Carpalorbit
19​
27​
8​
#23577354@Doctor PooPoo Head
18​
24​
9​
#23478169@Belisarius Cawl
16​
32​
10​
#22784144@Arquebusier
16​
28​

Widest Reaction Range Posts
The posts that drew the largest variety of DIFFERENT reaction types. The last column lists every reaction the post received with its count. Post numbers link to the posts.
Rank​
PostUser
Types​
Total​
Reactions received
1​
#5836535@???
12​
116​
Like.png (42), Feels.png (34), Winner.png (25), Trash 2025.png (4), Drink.png (2), Horrifying.png (2), Informative.png (2), Lol.png (1), Lunacy.png (1), Optimistic.png (1), Semper Fidelis.png (1), Thunkful 2025.png (1)
2​
#6044221@Mike Stoklasa
12​
57​
Trash 2025.png (20), Feels.png (9), Autistic.png (7), Mad at the Internet.png (6), Like.png (3), Agree.png (2), Disagree.png (2), Islamic Content.png (2), Optimistic.png (2), Thunkful 2025.png (2), Informative.png (1), Lunacy.png (1)
3​
#7415481@Myzsterious Mizster Jones
11​
63​
Disagree.png (25), Trash 2025.png (13), Horrifying.png (8), Islamic Content.png (4), Deviant (3), Lunacy.png (3), Autistic.png (2), Thunkful 2025.png (2), Agree.png (1), Drink.png (1), Like.png (1)
4​
#5889979@Wendy Carter
11​
60​
Mad at the Internet.png (22), Trash 2025.png (15), Autistic.png (12), Agree.png (2), Feels.png (2), Informative.png (2), Drink.png (1), Disagree.png (1), Islamic Content.png (1), Like.png (1), Thunkful 2025.png (1)
5​
#6661059@absent father
11​
56​
Feels.png (29), Autistic.png (9), Informative.png (5), Like.png (5), TMI (2), Agree.png (1), Trash 2025.png (1), Horrifying.png (1), Mad at the Internet.png (1), Thunkful 2025.png (1), Winner.png (1)
6​
#22783461@Arquebusier
11​
42​
Trash 2025.png (12), Disagree.png (10), Feels.png (6), Optimistic.png (3), Dislike.png (2), Like.png (2), Mad at the Internet.png (2), Thunkful 2025.png (2), Autistic.png (1), Informative.png (1), Late.png (1)
7​
#9390520@Jordi El Nino Polla
11​
32​
Informative.png (8), Trash 2025.png (7), Feels.png (4), Horrifying.png (3), Drink.png (2), Disagree.png (2), Like.png (2), Autistic.png (1), Late.png (1), Lunacy.png (1), Thunkful 2025.png (1)
8​
#20478693@Insalubrious
11​
31​
Like.png (14), Winner.png (5), Feels.png (2), Informative.png (2), Late.png (2), Agree.png (1), Trash 2025.png (1), Islamic Content.png (1), Mad at the Internet.png (1), Late.png (1), Thunkful 2025.png (1)
9​
#24708358@Lord Of Shit
11​
24​
Trash 2025.png (7), Deviant (4), Islamic Content.png (3), Like.png (2), Lol.png (2), Agree.png (1), Autistic.png (1), Dislike.png (1), Feels.png (1), Mad at the Internet.png (1), Semper Fidelis.png (1)
10​
#5836614@Leonard Helplessness
10​
159​
Winner.png (57), Horrifying.png (35), Islamic Content.png (29), Like.png (13), Thunkful 2025.png (8), Lunacy.png (6), Informative.png (4), Feels.png (3), Lol.png (3), Drink.png (1)

Quote Leaders
Quote counts are DISTINCT people: one person quoting the same post five times counts once. Self-quotes are excluded.

Most Quoted Posts
The posts quoted by the most distinct other users. Post numbers link to the posts.
Rank​
PostAuthor
Page​
Distinct quoters​
1​
#24487775@IliterateNerd77
908​
10​
2​
#24464585@byron
904​
10​
3​
#20934180@horseorigin
363​
10​
4​
#22155587@74164978231
531​
9​
5​
#19245674@Carpalorbit
205​
9​
6​
#21025378@byron
374​
9​
7​
#24491197@Throwing Romans
910​
9​
8​
#22328795@whoishomermynameis
562​
8​
9​
#22704917@barrow greeter
632​
8​
10​
#19285411@Carpalorbit
210​
8​

Most Quoted Users
Whose posts were quoted by the most distinct other users overall.
Rank​
User
Distinct Quoters​
1​
@byron
207​
2​
@Belisarius Cawl
191​
3​
@Cuntspiracy Man
185​
4​
@The Last Stand
158​
5​
@Troon_Patrol
143​
6​
@whoishomermynameis
133​
7​
@barrow greeter
101​
8​
@moocow
101​
9​
@Evilronald
97​
10​
@Rick The Stick
92​

Most Active Quoters
The users who quoted the most distinct posts written by others.
Rank​
User
Posts Quoted​
1​
@Belisarius Cawl
993​
2​
@Cuntspiracy Man
874​
3​
@moocow
450​
4​
@byron
420​
5​
@The Last Stand
412​
6​
@Troon_Patrol
395​
7​
@Twix Eatr
366​
8​
@Lord Of Shit
340​
9​
@The Taco Santo!
251​
10​
@DocAwe
246​

Top Conversations
The strongest back-and-forths: which user quoted which other user the most times.

Common Meaningful Words
The thread's most-used words. Quoted text, filler words, and plural duplicates are removed, and a word only counts if at least 5 different people used it. 'Users' is how many distinct people used the word.
Rank​
Word
Uses​
Posts​
Users​
1​
black
7,548​
3,799​
651​
2​
nigger
6,843​
3,801​
540​
3​
white
5,323​
2,833​
498​
4​
time
2,491​
1,823​
403​
5​
shit
2,057​
1,567​
377​
6​
year
2,050​
1,398​
320​
7​
fucking
1,746​
1,270​
300​
8​
video
1,731​
1,321​
338​
9​
back
1,520​
1,193​
326​
10​
right
1,377​
1,088​
286​
11​
african
1,173​
834​
290​
12​
police
1,168​
739​
197​
13​
women
1,156​
787​
237​
14​
take
1,153​
911​
249​
15​
fuck
1,143​
917​
297​

Tracked Word Groups
The configurable regex groups, with what they ACTUALLY matched: the top variations and how much of the group's total each one accounts for. Everything past the top variations is rolled into one row.

George Floyd
161 total matches from 69 users. The variations below are what the regex actually caught in the text.
Rank​
Variation
Instances​
Share of group​
1​
floyd
161​
100%​

Nigger
7,389 total matches from 563 users. The variations below are what the regex actually caught in the text.
Rank​
Variation
Instances​
Share of group​
1​
nigger
3,853​
52%​
2​
niggers
3,294​
45%​
3​
nigs
126​
2%​
4​
nig
116​
2%​

Sheboon
249 total matches from 91 users. The variations below are what the regex actually caught in the text.
Rank​
Variation
Instances​
Share of group​
1​
sheboon
182​
73%​
2​
sheboons
59​
24%​
3​
she-boons
5​
2%​
4​
she-boon
3​
1%​

Post Milestones
Who made each 1,000th post. Position is counted in strict post-ID order over the scraped posts; posts deleted before the scrape are not counted, so numbering can differ slightly from the forum's live counter.
MilestoneUserPostDate
#1,000@Colonel Gaddafi#12400618
7/10/2022​
#2,000@Troon_Patrol#17457335
1/5/2024​
#3,000@generic sauce#18583926
6/12/2024​
#4,000@barrow greeter#19193065
8/27/2024​
#5,000@Evilronald#19595438
10/18/2024​
#6,000@Troon_Patrol#20205060
12/31/2024​
#7,000@Martys_not_smarty#20744105
3/4/2025​
#8,000@Xavier Renegade Angel#21301190
5/2/2025​
#9,000@Tingle#21666314
6/10/2025​
#10,000@Twix Eatr#22016040
7/18/2025​
#11,000@Apustajan apustaja#22247940
8/14/2025​
#12,000@DeeDee Megadoodoo#22550927
9/18/2025​
#13,000@Modelo Chelada Especial#22777035
10/17/2025​
#14,000@moocow#23055010
11/23/2025​
#15,000@synthetic_glazer#23385097
1/7/2026​
#16,000@Turquoise#23767586
2/21/2026​
#17,000@The Un-Clit#24153622
4/5/2026​
#18,000@TerminalBlueIce#24448817
5/8/2026​
#19,000@Dr Cruel#24724113
6/11/2026​
#20,000@moocow#24932267
7/7/2026​

Biggest Thread Lulls
The longest silences between consecutive posts, and who finally broke each one.
Rank​
GapSilence endedRevived byPost
1​
54 days5/16/2020 8:53 PM@MrJokerRager#6487031
2​
41 days10/6/2022 5:33 AM@MrJokerRager#12999146
3​
29 days11/19/2020 12:19 AM@IPman#7778000
4​
23 days6/26/2021 4:55 PM@MrJokerRager#9307503
5​
22 days11/3/2022 9:36 AM@Spud#13151720
6​
21 days1/20/2021 12:54 AM@The Last Stand#8167683
7​
20 days12/12/2020 4:27 PM@The Last Stand#7938919
8​
19 days6/4/2023 5:21 PM@12(b)(6)#16376073
9​
14 days3/28/2021 2:34 AM@MrJokerRager#8632310
10​
13 days2/6/2022 5:08 PM@BluntyBitch#11111735

Thread Veterans
The earliest arrivals still on the books: users ordered by the date of their first post in the thread.
Rank​
UserFirst post
Total posts​
Total reactions​
1​
@???1/9/2020
10​
242​
2​
@The Last Stand1/9/2020
617​
4,088​
3​
@ybardia1/9/2020
1​
37​
4​
@Monika H.1/9/2020
8​
157​
5​
@BONE_Buddy1/9/2020
1​
34​
6​
@Spiteful Crow1/9/2020
2​
68​
7​
@millais1/9/2020
21​
337​
8​
@The Pink Panther1/9/2020
1​
17​
9​
@Leonard Helplessness1/9/2020
1​
159​
10​
@ForgedBlades1/9/2020
50​
1,072​

Fallen Soldiers (Banned Users)
Users whose posts carry the banned flag in the scrape, with their activity in this thread.
Rank​
User
Posts​
Total reactions​
First postLast post
1​
@Meiwaku
30​
643​
2/27/20243/14/2026
2​
@Raging Capybara
23​
253​
1/6/20229/10/2025
3​
@Count Grishnackh
20​
231​
6/4/20247/30/2025
4​
@AnsemSoD1
8​
65​
6/19/20247/11/2025
5​
@Fat Camp Intern
7​
56​
4/11/20266/7/2026
6​
@The High Prophet of Truth
6​
57​
9/29/20259/30/2025
7​
@Eddie Riggs
6​
31​
1/31/20258/4/2025
8​
@David Kirk Ginder
6​
26​
5/24/20248/24/2024
9​
@Sandnigger Mudhut
5​
122​
4/16/20255/25/2025
10​
@Dojima's Dragon
5​
94​
11/26/20214/29/2024

Highlighted Posts
Posts the source system flagged as highlighted or awarded, ranked by total reactions. Post numbers link to the posts.
Rank​
PostUserType
Total reactions​
1​
#23725542@sunkyaward
104​
2​
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Honorary Dontavius Enward Washington Award
With the most sophisticated part of the analysis, factoring in over two dozen variables, every person's posts ITT were assessed with stylometrics. After factoring in dozens of data points, the code selects the person ITT most likely to secretly be a you-know-what.

*drumroll*


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Congrats @Null and thanks for the website.

I know there's a few errors in some of the analysis, but I'll have to fix them next time on the 2,000th page. Cheers, Farmers.
 

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I encourage you to post that in this thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/race-ethnicity-statistics-and-research-megathread.242446/
I've started a folder to collect examples of them using computers and AI. Please post all you've got.

I look forward to the day that an AI company gets hacked and we get to see what people are saying to chatGPT and the like. I bet it's such a demoralizing experience to have admin access at one of these companies, and to have assumed you can use the queries as training data in the future, only to look at the data and realize that a lot of it is retards struggling to express their thoughts.

Keep in mind, these people don't have an internal monologue. As a result, having to articulate something concrete requires System 2 activation, and we know how that usually goes.

Anyway, thread tax: Some of these you'll have seen before, but the scary music really sells it. Also warning for a dick in the first clip.

 
The Irish who dug New Orleans' drainage canals were slaves in all but name, but no one told them. They were paid, but only in pennies and the cheapest booze and food. If they weren't happy, they were free to go back to enjoying the potato famine in Ireland.

Fun fact, lots of those "no Irish or dogs" signs came from New Orleans shops and bars.
Same thing with the Northeastern mill towns. Workers had to live in company towns packed 6 to a bedroom and got paid in company Monopoly money that could only be used at stores that marked prices up for everything. If they didn't like it, they could quit and go back to the London slums.

Louisiana also had a lot of German indentured servants where their paperwork kept conveniently getting forgotten when their term was up. They also picked cotton and died from malaria.

House niggers had it better than those people, but only niggers could ever be slaves because niggers say so. Das rite cracka.
 
Cool, what do I win?

Best And Worst Posters
A composite Poster Score for everyone with more than 10 posts. The formula: 40% net reactions per post (positive minus negative), 25% hit rate (share of posts that got any reaction), 20% positivity (positive vs negative balance), 10% reaction variety, 5% post length. Each part is standardized against the qualifying group, so 0 is average.
Something like this should be in every major sub-forum.
 
I'll pay my tax for once and contribute something other than my hot takes:

An alien, I think

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From the article:

Samreen Akhtar was considered one of the brightest new barristers on the circuit as she built a profile by speaking out against prejudice suffered by young black and Asian aspiring lawyers.

It isn't prejudice when you hominids continue to prove over and over again that every single stereotype about you and your inexpicably-numerous enablers is completely accurate.

BTW, for those unfamiliar with the Bonglander's usage of the term "Asian", it refers to Mohammedans ー mostly Pakistani ー not Chinese, Japanese, and such. Very interestingly, the article does not capitalise the word "black". Some word goblin just earned himself an extra struggle session for that crime.

This. This is why niggers and other mammalian trash can kill whites in the UK (and Europe, etc.) with near-impunity.
 
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