Adult novelty items - Unnecessary things that just make life more fun - NO SEX TOYS, we have a thread for that

[Neurotypical Mantis]

i just use the strawberry baby flavor novelty toothpaste sounds really fun

 

[Zev Bellringer]

I also checked out the site because of this thread and was disappointed that they didn't have any of the fun flavors, but I did go ahead and get Cocoshine Lychee Breeze and Boka Cherry Blossom from Amazon. And also some fluoride rinse because I don't trust fluoride free toothpaste. Both flavors are really good, cherry blossom wasn't overly perfumey, just lightly sweet cherry flavor, and the lychee is a little more flavorful but kind of a generic tropical fruit rather than being distinctly lychee flavor. The flavors don't linger in the mouth but my mouth does feel clean and fresh without being minty. I'd probably just buy kid's strawberry toothpaste instead, but I'm intrigued by the remineralization claims so I'll shell out for this stuff. You use such a small amount that the tubes should last a good while.

If you like liccorice flavor, Tom's of Maine used to make a fennel flavored fluoride toothpaste that I really liked, but they stopped and inly the fluoride free was available. Not sure if they still make it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

i just use the strawberry baby flavor novelty toothpaste sounds really fun

There's still Marvis toothpaste; just check the label if you find it IRL because the design is super busy and they make most flavors with/without fluoride. I love licorice, but the one that regular people whom I talk to about toothpaste seem most impressed by is Black Forest. I had a tube terminally borrowed by the family member I said "hey try this toothpaste" to, but if someone does that then you know what to get them next Xmas, problem solved.


If you want fluoride but not mint, @Accept Only Substitutes can point you at really good chocolate toothpaste from a brand that didn't fly too close to the sun like Hismile.

I'm intrigued by the remineralization claims

Me too; it's the future already, damnit. I have a tube of Boka as my bedtime toothpaste for that reason; next up is Teenocent basil/lemon N-Ha toothpaste.

I did a sneak peek, though, and it's a really nice flavor. Almost un-sweet, and way more basil than lemon, but not medicinal.