A tiny man with a tiny knife lives inside you. How do you convince him to stop stabbing things?

[Just A Butt]

This is not a metaphor. Discuss.

 

[seri0us]

I wouldn't, I'd instead eat C4.

 

[MrTroll]

I'd work out an arrangement to have him stimulate my prostate instead of stabbing me with his little knife.

 

[Soft Boiled Egg]

this is what like having acid reflux is like

 

[Shidoen]

Trap him by growing a tumor in my body

 

[Akari Is My Wife]

I get him a tiny wife with a tiny knife to keep him company

Comfy and wholesomepilled

 

[I'm Retarded?]

convene my cells in a full-body congress and use my leverage as the head of the central nervous system to force through a knife control bill and get that psycho off the streets