A Reference Guide for all made-up Genders

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Cheiragender- A fluid gender that is usually or always in opposition to what its owner wants it to be or manipulative towards its owner.

.....They have crafted a gender that exists solely to oppress them. The madness engine is complete.

 

[cumrobbery]

Salugender- A gender which imparts upon its owner a feeling of safety and comfort.

 

[女鬼]

Drakefluid- When your gender fluctuates, but you can’t find just a few terms to describe what your fluctuating gender is, so you “hoard” gender terms that fit you. To be used by dragonkin individuals only.

I'm in awe.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

Videogender- A gender that feels too robotic/technological to be classified by human standards note: this gender is for the use of any robotic/mechanical kintypes only

Spoiler

Long live the new gender.

Hah, I liked that movie (Videodrome, FYI).

 

[Magpie]

I'm in awe.

Leave it to Tumblr to make a gender that sounds like a Bad Dragon product.

 

[Level20Wizard]

Apagender- A feeling of apathy toward one's gender that causes one to have no desire to look further into it. Also known as lethargender, inersgender and anvisgender.

Why did you give enough shit to go out of your way to find this word then? Seems oxymoronic.

 

[Chippy]

This one is my favorite:

Vestigender- A gender that blankets another, stronger, gender. It’s the only visible gender, but underneath there is much more of the blanketed gender than there is of the blanket gender.

They really missed the boat with the name though. I would have called it Genderception.

 

[nonnewtonian]

"Technogender"
My preferred pronouns are oons oons oons oons oons oons oons oons oons oons oons oons

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Circumgender is also extremely snowflakey.

Basically, it is SJWs admitting that they are cis people fetishizing actual trans people. One example would be IDCP and every other tumblrcow featured here!

 

[Silver]

This is like that game where you name whatever is to your immediate left, and that's your weapon in a zombie apocalypse. Except it's your gender.
I am now mostly-drunk sodagender. Respect my mostly backwash soul.

Floor riser gender. Well then

 

[Level20Wizard]

This is like that game where you name whatever is to your immediate left, and that's your weapon in a zombie apocalypse. Except it's your gender.
I am now mostly-drunk sodagender. Respect my mostly backwash soul.

Bookgender. I personally identify as Mein Kampf. I don't associate with people who identify with Uncle Tom's Cabin.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

Absorgender- A gender that is what the genders of those around you are. As you are around more people, even if some leave, they continue to add to the genders you feel. You stay the genders that you have taken in until you hit a max of some sort. At that point you become like a blank slate, being only one gender (it doesn’t have to be agender or neutral, it can be any gender and the base gender can be different each time).

If you absorb one gender more easily than other genders, you can replace gender in the term with the gender you absorb best. Like absorgirl, absornonbinary, absordemiboy, etc.

Did 'The Thing' really need a gender?

 

[KingCasio]

Omnigay:
"Genderfluid, with one’s attraction to other genders changing with one’s gender so that the individual is always attracted to the same gender."

AHAHAHAH WHAT

 

[VLAD]

What is it called when you're all of these genders at the same time? Because I'm sure someone's tried to pass themselves off as whatever the fuck that is.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

What is it called when you're all of these genders at the same time? Because I'm sure someone's tried to pass themselves off as whatever the fuck that is.

Pangender. It's one of the few genders considered unacceptable because there are "culturally specific" genders that white shitlords are forbidden from accessing.

 

[TaterBot]

They left out the most belligerent ones
cigogender (screw your no-smoking signs)
pathogender (i hate you all)
apathogender (and i don't care what you think)

 

[Jacquetta]

My personal favorite is

Angeligender- A gender found only among angels, that is hard to describe to non-angels. For godkin and angelkin only to use.

"I'm cis, but pretending to be a god isn't getting me enough asspats anymore since everyone on tumblr started doing it."

edit: fucking formatting.

 

[BiggerJ]

"Abimegender- A gender which is profound, deep, and infinite."
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If you listen closely you can hear them screaming, "LOOK AT HOW SPECIAL AND DEEP I AM!" Honestly it's pretty normal for teenagers to make up shit to make themselves feel unique (I'm sure you fags did it too, don't lie). What's confusing/alarming is that the moderators and leaders of a lot of these blogs are 25+...

Welcome to the internet: possibly one of humanity's greatest mistakes. Before the internet, behaviors such as this were repressed by society. People who displayed these behaviors had to quash them, causing those behaviors to run their course and peter out so they could function in society. Then the internet happened - a 'second world' which grants anonymity - enabling people to, in a way, lead 'double lives', and indulge in and nurture such behaviors - and connectivty - enabling people to find other such people around the world. What you're seeing is the result of people growing up with this technology.

Invisigender- A gender which feels invisible.

You forgot the image:







There.

 

[nonnewtonian]

Lamingender - a gender which feels composed of layers or slices.

Ogres are like genders.

 

[Florence]

Adamasgender - a gender which refuses to be categorised.

Yet somehow they've categorised it...