A Reference Guide for all made-up Genders

[José Mourinho]

Invisigender- A gender which feels invisible.

 

[Jason Puncheon]

How long til all these genders require their own bathrooms?

 

[Conrix]

How long til all these genders require their own bathrooms?

It would be a clusterfuck that require specially designated bathroom towers so special snowflakes can take a piss without getting triggered.

 

[Jack Of Knives]

How long til all these genders require their own bathrooms?

I don't think there is enough room in existance for that.

 

[Observatory]

Is there a Sonichugender?
"Identifying as a lesbian female soul trapped in male body."

But either way, these are.. i don't even know. It's like the gender pokedex. Just that all of them are fake.

My favorite has to be:
"Canisgender- A small, doglike gender"

because how the fuck does that even work.

 

[Gentleburd]

Gathering all these genders probably took an adventure similar to a Pokemon journey. Going from blog to blog, searching through the posts...Man. I have mad respect for whoever it was that completed this genderdex.

 

[haglover]

Gendervoid- A gender which is filled with void.

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Filled with void? I just feel like this is some shitty term for agender.

Hell, most of these are just fancy ways of saying cis. But this is tumblr, of course you can't say you're cis, cis people are the literal devils.

 

[Orthodox Chrischanity]

I don't think there is enough room in existance for that.

I'm sure Dubai would try to find a way. Build a gender-accommodating tower for all genders. They'll build anything they think will get them attention!

 

[Domo Kitties]

"Abimegender- A gender which is profound, deep, and infinite."
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If you listen closely you can hear them screaming, "LOOK AT HOW SPECIAL AND DEEP I AM!" Honestly it's pretty normal for teenagers to make up shit to make themselves feel unique (I'm sure you fags did it too, don't lie). What's confusing/alarming is that the moderators and leaders of a lot of these blogs are 25+...

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Gathering all these genders probably took an adventure similar to a Pokemon journey. Going from blog to blog, searching through the posts...Man. I have mad respect for whoever it was that completed this genderdex.

Naw, a huge chunk of it came from soliciting submissions to fill in the blanks. At some point there were a lot of people who invented genders specifically to get them on the list, and most of them weren't trolling at that.

 

[Positron]

Make this an obligatory read list for gender studies 101 -- the number of people who enroll will drop precipitously and then the world will be a better place.

 

[Keerakh]

Jesus christ gender is not lego. It's not mix and match.

 

[Mimic]

Absorgender- A gender that is what the genders of those around you are. As you are around more people, even if some leave, they continue to add to the genders you feel. You stay the genders that you have taken in until you hit a max of some sort. At that point you become like a blank slate, being only one gender (it doesn’t have to be agender or neutral, it can be any gender and the base gender can be different each time).

There's a fucking Mega Man gender? Sign me up!

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

This is like that game where you name whatever is to your immediate left, and that's your weapon in a zombie apocalypse. Except it's your gender.
I am now mostly-drunk sodagender. Respect my mostly backwash soul.

 

[Domo Kitties]

This is like that game where you name whatever is to your immediate left, and that's your weapon in a zombie apocalypse. Except it's your gender.
I am now mostly-drunk sodagender. Respect my mostly backwash soul.

I am crumpled tissue gender.

 

[Nested Crawler]

Oh shit, ain't this the MOGAI Archive's old list? It looks just like it.

The great and horrible thing about mogai-archive was that they accepted literally ANY submitted "gender". It was so easy to slip in a joke, and I think they only ever caught it once or twice, like with "Stardustgender" which was an obvious joke on Iggy Stardust (sadly it doesn't seem to be in this list).

This is like that game where you name whatever is to your immediate left, and that's your weapon in a zombie apocalypse. Except it's your gender.
I am now mostly-drunk sodagender. Respect my mostly backwash soul.

... I'm fucking catgender.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

The made-up gender bs is the most annoying thing to come from Tumblr.

Special snowflake mentality makes the stupidest things.

"I'm so boring that I have to make up a speshul gender for myself."

God almighty, make it stop.

 

[女鬼]

http://pride-flags-for-us.tumblr.com

Decided to check out the linked blog and... Oh boy, I don't even know where to start.

Pride-flags-for-us is a goldmine. I was actually debating making a thread about them, guess I got ninja'd!
The mod list is great [archive], full of teenaged otherkin transtrenders with at least five self-dignosed mental illnesses each.

Spoiler: a sample

Rex/Cyzu: DFAB, neuroatypical, and socially awkward at times. I have no definite age. I would prefer people to use xe/xem/xyr/xyrself but if they are too uncomfortable/unfamiliar then they can use they/them/their/themself. Trans neutral, alexi/aquarigender, autosexual/romantic, and fraynomaromantic. I also identify as otherkin.

Also, I recall someone once asked mogai-archive why they hadn't listed 'gay' as an orientation and got an anwser that pretty much literally was "gay is too mainstream". Wish I could find the post.

 

[Ravana]

Surprised they all don't have "idiot" as their definition.

 

[Meowthkip]

Videogender- A gender that feels too robotic/technological to be classified by human standards note: this gender is for the use of any robotic/mechanical kintypes only

Spoiler

Long live the new gender.