A Null Encounter

[Null]

I have the strangest life. I think. I don't know if this shit is normal but here's what I just had happen.

I'm walking home from the grocery store for a coffee run. I'm carrying my bags past the little liquor store and this black dude walks out, mid 40s, in sort of street clothes and chains. He hollers out to me and I assume he's homeless so I ignore him, but he aggressively closes the distance. He's not dirty looking, just sort of street, but I'm apprehensive. He's carrying a bag of liquor he just walked out of the store with.

He pulls out two of these cheap plastic single-shot bottles. Peach flavored. He tells me his moms just died and he's having a rough week, but wants to share a shot. Still apprehensive I say I have no cash, thinking he wants to ask me to pay many times more what it's worth if I accept it. He insists it's on him, saying the first person he saw after buying it he was having a shot with over his moms. We do a cheer and down it. It tastes like peach flavored rubbing alcohol and is like 70% Alcohol. He thanks me and I give my commiserations; he walks away. I walk home with a little trophy.

ok inform null, slightly tipsy because I don't drink often and haven't eaten today but just swallowed rubbing alcohol, if this is a normal thing people frequently experience.

 

[Tetra]

Absolutely, I share alcohol with homeless people at least 3 times a month, I save hundreds of dollars a year thanks to dead moms.

 

[Ido]

You didn't even make your butler check for poison first. Rookie mistake.

 

[Hui]

You weren't mugged? Sounds sketchy.

 

[XYZpdq]

RIP in Peace random grubby guy's mom
;_;7

 

[break these cuffs]

Getting asked to share a nip with a stranger isn't odd. Just never had it happen when I wasn't ice fishing or around a fire.

 

[TL 532]

Yes I often drink fluids offered to me by strangers who.

Also RIP Null we'll remember you fondly when it turns out you were poisoned.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Guy probably didn't have anyone else to share a drink with to her memory, which is kind of sad.

 

[Okkervils]

I mean, in a city setting? It's not normal but it's also not unbelievable.

rip mom

 

[RadicalCentrist]

What is truly shocking to me is the subconscious racism in your account. "Must be homeless" "thinking he must be asking me to pay several times the worth in cash" "dressed street."

 

[HG 400]

lol you socially interacted with a non-white

 

[Windows 98]

ITT little boy's brush with death

 

[Judge Holden]

When you say the title of this thread out loud it reads "Anal Encounter" and i was getting my hopes up for Null to tell a tale of getting his boyhole porked by a grinning drunk jigaboo

 

[Null]

What is truly shocking to me is the subconscious racism in your account. "Must be homeless" "thinking he must be asking me to pay several times the worth in cash" "dressed street."

I get hassled by homeless people all the time. It's cold out and he's wearing bright red jeans and a white tank-top with 3 different chains. You also have to be super careful with accepting free stuff because a common scam to swindle people.

That's not racism that's just having a little bit of street smarts.

 

[Derp Potato]

Eh, walking out of a liquor store makes it a tad bit safer.

Your first mistake was being a pleb and walking.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

did you check your asshole for cum residue

 

[Derp Potato]

Also, congrats!

You're now an honorary Blood.

 

[Bob's Fries]

I get hassled by homeless people all the time. It's cold out and he's wearing bright red jeans and a white tank-top with 3 different chains. You also have to be super careful with accepting free stuff because a common scam to swindle people.

That's not racism that's just having a little bit of street smarts.

Check yourself for AIDS.

 

[Windows 98]

i was getting my hopes up for Null to tell a tale of getting his boyhole porked by a grinning drunk jigaboo

would still be a better outcome than QoP...

 

[Raiken]

Wile odd, it's not exactly a bad thing to happen. Just goes to show you that not every random encounter is a bad one. Had the same thing happen to me too but spend some time with the guy. Crazy story about his dad and how it ended, made me think about doing more with mine.