a lot is going on right now (prerecorded) - 06/16/20

[Amber’s period hole]

Does she think she's cute because the colors match her outfit?

Have you seen how hard she eye-fucks herself in the viewfinder? She thinks she’s a slightly curvier Alexandra Daddario.

 

[Welcome to Chin Dab 101]

There are exactly 50 candles on the shelf behind her, assuming the bottom two shelves follow the pattern that was begun on each tier.

50 bath and body works candles x $24.50 = 1,225$

Gorl that could’ve been a few months of health insurance. It looks like the candles aren’t even being used

You know she had to start amassing a collection to copy/surpass Eric and Rickie’s stash. How dare they have more candles than she does! Even if she bought some of these on sale, they’re still $14.50 each. A cool $725 minimum in candles.

Slight PL, but I’ve gone overboard on Bath and Body Works candles before, but only on sale and with a coupon. Have spent a max of $120 on an order, and those candles lasted me a good 8 months. Then again my house doesn’t smell like rotting shitty cooch coupled with unwashed behemoth and overflowing littler box.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Oh, Christ. She went from intuitive eating to 1600 calories to Weight Watchers, all in one video.

Weight watchers is a failure. She's loose like 100 lbs, then balloon up to 800 elbees in 2-3 years.

 

[Meygen]

Classic hamber, talking about losing weight as if she's already lost it

 

[Xenomorph]

How did it take me this long to notice that her arm is larger than her head?

Her head is the size of a large medicine ball

 

[kiwirevolving]

After actually bothering to watch this video I'm even more lost regarding when was this recorded since it spans on like 3 different days.

 

[Wonky Eye]

Weight watchers is a failure. She's loose like 100 lbs, then balloon up to 800 elbees in 2-3 years.

Assuming she's alive by then

 

[MossCow]

She’ll probably be 50 lbs down by New Years because her corpse will have been decomposing for a month or two by then.

 

[kiwirevolving]

There are exactly 50 candles on the shelf behind her, assuming the bottom two shelves follow the pattern that was begun on each tier.

50 bath and body works candles x $24.50 = 1,225$

Gorl that could’ve been a few months of health insurance. It looks like the candles aren’t even being used

Aren't some of those Eric's also?

I also remember that he said they usually buy them at a discount (which could be a lie so he doesn't get as much backlash for spending so much on some fucking retarded candles), for the sake of it let's say he buys them when they're 50% off, you're still looking at $612.5 worth of candles which is ridiculous. That house is some burglar's wet dream.

 

[Daisy]

Right now I'm seeing this bullshit pre-recorded crap with disproportionate info about her cunt cancer and it's making me think of this video from the mid-2000s about how to fake your own death on the internet. And one of the steps was to keep people wondering. Amber's not following the guide exactly, but this pre-recorded stuff could just be a way to make people wonder and worry about her.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

On her instagram today she posted she’s 490 lbs as of today. Not bothering with month old content.

 

[Pippeyy]

Aren't some of those Eric's also?

I also remember that he said they usually buy them at a discount (which could be a lie so he doesn't get as much backlash for spending so much on some fucking retarded candles), for the sake of it let's say he buys them when they're 50% off, you're still looking at $612.5 worth of candles which is ridiculous. That house is some burglar's wet dream.

I would hope that burglar’s have enough sense to not want cheap crap made in China. They rarely splurge on actual nice things.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Wonder & worry? Nah! It just increasingly pisses people off & provides others with passing amusement as they try to figure out her timeline.

It's her life she's pissing away & if she finds that amusing...

 

[kiwirevolving]

490 thanks to the cancer eating her alive

Her whole life has been about mookbongs and now her body is giving her the same treatment by doing a mookbbong on her fat ass

 

[mekalekahi]

If you told me this video was from last year I would never second guess it.

 

[marjoram]

On her instagram today she posted she’s 490 lbs as of today. Not bothering with month old content.

She's "beyond grateful for the past week" with her mom and she gets "two more"...Two more weeks? The crackhead is staying longer?
Moving in, huh?

 

[Twa Corbies]

So s she's EXACTLY 500 lbs? Okaaaaay. Another person said the boys are gone. What happened. Where'd they go?

 

[SituationTypeThing]

What kind of funhouse mirror did she use to apply that shadow? It's awful and so creepy to look at, I noped out at less than a minute in. I'm sure I didn't miss anything.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Her fucking hand looks like its been buried in a cows asshole.

Well she does have sex with Becky so....

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I missed that speed reading her Curvycalories post. Two more weeks? If, as it seems, she means 2 more weeks of her mother being there...

the games have begun.

Thankfully, I just bought a nice big package of popcorn kernels.