A list of midgets I would do if I owned a thing.

[LupinIII]

None because midgets are gross I don't want to catch whatever disease they have that makes them so short and gross eww.

 

[TFT-A9]

Midgetitis? Midgetosis?

 

[Bad Gateway]

@Daisymae your presence is requested

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

would love to own a midget

 

[Jabroni]

Midgets are fat and I would not fuck them.

 

[johnsinslot]

Midgets are oddly proportioned, their facial structure is typically off if they aren’t fat/ill proportioned, their body size/face fucked up, and generally not off putting. They’re still midgets, and their voices are weird, I also do not want to accidentally make midget babies.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Midgets are fat and I would not fuck them.

What about gnomes?