A Horror Movie Masterpiece

[Deunan]

Scene opens on a lake with a family just having fun.

The teenage daughter says "Just wait a minute I have to charge my phone."

She plugs it into the charger

FROM DIRECTOR JORDAN PEELE

She comes back from the lake "No, I was sure it was charging!"

COMES ANOTHER HORROR MASTERPIECE

Teenaged girl: "This can't be happening!"

Mother: "Honey, you just plugged it in wrong, just let me-"

Teenaged girl: "HOW COULD I PLUG IT IN WRONG ITS USB-C?!"

The screen flashes with screens of the family in terror

Random Little Girl: "Sometimes, things don't want to be charged..."

USB-C
Rated R

 

[Fishnumm]

wtf why isnt this thread about the thing 1982

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

wtf why isnt this thread about the thing 1982

or The Shining (1980)?

 

[Dysnomia]

If this were real it would be so stupid and weird that I'd probably like it.

 

[strumpets exeunt]

FROM DIRECTOR JORDAN PEELE

So, black family and the phone cord was actually possessed by the spirit of a racist lynching rope from the Civil War. Joaquin Phoenix will voice the cord.