A Christmas Carol: Imagine if...

[the khat quaffer]

Imagine if at the end of ACC, the George Scott version, Scrooge went to those food bank guys, he changed his previous pledge of nothing at the beginning of the film to nothing, go fuck your mother?

For context,

 

[MrTroll]

Imagine if at the end of Patton, the George Scott version, Patton had sweaty gay sex with Erwin Rommel, then they eloped together to French Vietnam and opened a small cafe in Saigon?

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

A Christmas Carol (1949 tv) Imagine if this was made in like, the seventies so it would Vincent Price Master Of The Macabre (MUHAHAHAHAHAHA) instead of Vincent Price Vaguely Fay C-list Actor

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Imagine if the reason scrooge's engagement fell apart was because his fiancé's mother came to visit and put a carp in his bath tub and he got so angry and tired of it that he eventually killed it.

Also imagine if in scrooged instead of getting together with Marion he just used his influence to bang all those scantily clad dancers and the jew ghost of Christmas past.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Imagine if after Scrooge helps out Tiny Tim, gets his legs fixed, sends him to school and college so he becomes a doctor. Then after Scrooge dies Tim becomes Jack the Ripper.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Tim becomes Jack the Ripper.

"... every one."

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Imagine if at the end of Patton, the George Scott version, Patton had sweaty gay sex with Erwin Rommel, then they eloped together to French Vietnam and opened a small cafe in Saigon?

You only get away with being insufferable because you're an oldfag

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Imagine if George Bailey became a Communist instead of just taking it up the ass from the bank because some demon told him he'd be a nice guy if he didn't kill himself.

Imagine if at the end of Patton, the George Scott version, Patton had sweaty gay sex with Erwin Rommel, then they eloped together to French Vietnam and opened a small cafe in Saigon?

So basically Apocalypse Now Redux. What a boring fuckup of a film that was.

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

Imagine if at the end of ACC, the George Scott version, Scrooge went to those food bank guys, he changed his previous pledge of nothing at the beginning of the film to nothing, go fuck your mother?

Aren't there hundreds of different versions of A Christmas Carol? I'm sure one has done something similar right?

On the subject of A Christmas Carol, I remember reading a Ghosts of Fear Street book when I was a kid called Fright Christmas. It's just a Christmas Carol but in a mall.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Imagine if at the end of Patton, the George Scott version, Patton had sweaty gay sex with Erwin Rommel, then they eloped together to French Vietnam and opened a small cafe in Saigon?

Imagine if at the end your bastard father had squirted into a tissue.

 

[MrTroll]

You only get away with being insufferable because you're an oldfag

No, I've always been insufferable.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Imagine if Scrooge called an exorcist.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Imagine if Scrooge was literally Hitler