A brief guide on recognizing a real Finnish Sauna

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The Grognard

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Are the temps above 75 Celsius?

Are you allowed to throw water on the rocks of the stove?

If the answer to these two is yes, then it is a real sauna. I guess this also can serve as a place to make fun of fake saunas that exist across the world.
 
Aren't you supposed to whip each other with tree branches or something?
With the Vihta, the appropriate protocol is having it around for the midsummer. As for how it should be assembled, it needs to be a bundle of birch branches tied together, with as many leafs in the mix as possible. That way, it works best for relieving tension from one's back.

That's Russians (among others). Finns would have to come within a branch-length of each other to whip each other, and that's not happening.
Alcohol is involved. All bets are off on social rules once the beer truck arrives.
 
arent lower temp Saunas not for some gimmick?
I know of Salt Saunas below 75C but no basic Saunas
If you ever go to a hotel or a spa in a place where they falsely advertise a "Finnish Sauna", you'd know that while there might be a proper Harvia electric stove; The temperature is often limited to around 50 Celsius if you're lucky because going further would be "dangerous" and you can't throw water on the rocks because there's a "risk of an electric shock" which is ridiculously wrong if it was installed correctly in the first place.
 
If you ever go to a hotel or a spa in a place where they falsely advertise a "Finnish Sauna", you'd know that while there might be a proper Harvia electric stove; The temperature is often limited to around 50 Celsius if you're lucky because going further would be "dangerous" and you can't throw water on the rocks because there's a "risk of an electric shock" which is ridiculously wrong if it was installed correctly in the first place.
That sounds like an american only issue.
Never seen a normal basic Sauna so low.
Also checked around the Saunas around my city. Finnish are between 90 and 100 °C. one has an "Earth" Sauna(what ever that is) with 125°C.
they also have all kinds of other Sauna like rooms at different temperatures.

Also all places have a warning on their Website that you cant go naked to the Bar.
 
That sounds like an american only issue.
Never seen a normal basic Sauna so low.
Also checked around the Saunas around my city. Finnish are between 90 and 100 °C. one has an "Earth" Sauna(what ever that is) with 125°C.
they also have all kinds of other Sauna like rooms at different temperatures.

Also all places have a warning on their Website that you cant go naked to the Bar.
If it was merely limited to the states as an issue, it wouldn't be enough to warrant this thread. These fake saunas do exist in a surprisingly large proportion of the world, dissappointing the true sauna conniseurs who are pained to see the absolute travesties be presented as the real thing.
 
If it was merely limited to the states as an issue, it wouldn't be enough to warrant this thread. These fake saunas do exist in a surprisingly large proportion of the world,
Never seen any of them,
I mean yeah there are plenty of colder Saunas, but they all have so kind of gimick and are just in addition to a real one.
 
My rule of thumb is that if the sauna is in Finland or a Finland-adjacent country, OR if it's in the Upper Peninsula, it's a Finnish sauna.

As a native Yooper, I HATE that I cannot find a decent sauna in France. Or leipajustuua.

Don't get me started on those "infrared" abominations.
 
If the answer to these two is yes, then it is a real sauna.
That doesn't exclude a Russian banya, though. How would you differentiate between the two, aside from vihta being called venik?
Never seen any of them,
I mean yeah there are plenty of colder Saunas, but they all have so kind of gimick and are just in addition to a real one.
Thought the colder ones were mainly steam baths and yeah, those aroma gimmicks. Salt, hay, that sorta spa shit.
 
That doesn't exclude a Russian banya, though. How would you differentiate between the two, aside from vihta being called venik?
Primarily based on what the first language spoken there is. That is, if anything is spoken there at all. If nothing is spoken and everyone is quiet, it's likely a sauna.
 
I know the Russians are chatterboxes in the banya and use it for social purposes, but I thought the Finnish would also get more talkative in it.
It depends on where it is, the userbase, and the amount of alcohol involved. Primarily, people don't talk in a public sauna at a hotel but if it's a sauna at the lakeside cottage of your buddy and an appropriate amount of beer is involved, then you will likely have many interesting conversations.
 
It depends on where it is, the userbase, and the amount of alcohol involved. Primarily, people don't talk in a public sauna at a hotel but if it's a sauna at the lakeside cottage of your buddy and an appropriate amount of beer is involved, then you will likely have many interesting conversations.
Neat.
Well, never been in Finland, so I don't know.
Been to a very authentic Russian banya with a bunch of Russians tho. Fun.
 
If one gets the change they should also try the smoke sauna, it's a very traditional style finnish sauna. They are also quite easy and cheap to make.
It's basically a closed timber box with massive (for the size) stone or brick stove that is warmed overnight with wood fire, while trapping the heat and smoke, and then some time before use you open some breathing holes to let the smoke out (important, don't skip) and throw loads of water on the stove to clear the air. It's typically very stable heat due to the stove size.
It also provides additional excitement by bursting into flames every few years while heating (if properly made).
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