8/29 - RIP Possie

[Brian Butterfield]

I bring bad news:

https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1167158017776898048

 

[Jaded Optimist]

My bets on feeding her solid food when she wasn't we€ned yet.

Edit: never mind I looked at the pics and she seemed big enough to be eating solids. Chris probably killed her with sodium filled junk food.

 

[Time of Space]

I bring bad news:
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https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1167158017776898048

I was hoping it was some fake Magichan account.

"Guys I killed another cat but it's okay because my make-believe husband foresaw it dying soon. There was like, nothing I could do."

 

[PL 001]

Chris, you fucking idiot...

RIP, kitty.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I bring bad news:
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https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1167158017776898048

One dead cat is a coincidence...I don't know what this is.

 

[Possie Patrol]

Chris' track record with kittens to date.

Total: 4
Alive: 1 (Possibly)
Adopted: 1
Dead: 2

To conclude; dear Godbear, don't let Chris take care of young animals ever again. RIP Possie.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

jesus christ, chris didn't even mention about the kitty until someone asked him on twitter. Chris is balls deep fixated in the merge. sooner or later, when someone asked about barb, Chris will be like "um... yea, my mother died, my hubby foreseen it, and we buried her next to patty. But i digress, calling all magic individuals to donate and help with merge, among which."

 

[mahou shoujo reject]

I bring bad news:
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https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1167158017776898048

jesus even he knew the cat would die young

 

[Jack Awful]

I bring bad news:
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https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1167158017776898048

That was fast.

 

[A shitty ass clover]

...and i just voted that maybe he won't kill it.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

That was fast.

Soon, he'll just drive around town pepper-spraying them until they suffocate.

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

That cat looked really young and kinda runty, I don’t think it had much of a shot with or without Chris.

 

[jawsome]

I had forseen Possie would not be with us for long when she entered.

So you can see when a cat is going to die but not when the merge is going to happen? Come on Chris, at least keep continuity with your shitty fake powers.

 

[GherkinRealness]

Fuck Chris.

 

[Ma Wang]

Unlike Jeffrey Epstein, I believe this may have been a suicide.

RIP Possie

 

[Don Herbert]

jesus even he knew the cat would die young

He knows better than anyone, really.
At least the cat is in a better place now, namely shoved under a pile of leaves in the backyard because digging graves is hard and CAT FUNERALS ARE EXPENSIVE!!!

 

[Kuruminha]

All of you whom voted for the death within a week, please claim your chips at the front desk.

 

[Fapcop]

What the fuck?!!

That sweet, little kitty... What the fuck is he doing to them?

Some of us are able to have cats for years and decades without them dropping dead on a regular basis!

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

This spud can barely take care of himself, he certainly shouldn't be entrusted with the care of another living being.
At this point someone ought to inform the SPCA on his ass for the sake of whatever poor creatures are still trapped in that hellhole.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Hang on...Magi-Chan cried for her, so did Barb...but not Chris? Fuck's sake.

In fairness, and trying to empathise with Chris (fruitless as that may be), maybe Possie's death has forced him further into the Magi-Chan bullshit as some sort of autistic coping mechanism. That said, if Magi-Chan is so fucking amazing that he knew the kitten wasn't long for this world, couldn't he have just, I dunno, recommended that Chris take said cat to a vet or someone who might have been able to help?

I say again: fuck's sake.

And:

F

 

[FightenGnome]

Damn, I voted 2-3 months on the poll