🔗 Crossover 8/27/2022 Andy Warski vs. Salt Papi - Ethan Ralph bitched out of the fight blaming Jim and a-logs, "Salt Papi" enters the ring at the O2 Arena in London

[Funeral for a Furry]

Ralph we've all seen how badly Andy does in the ring, so why won't you fight him?

Ralph can't fight & can't train, to be good at the first you need to be able to do the other.
Andy showed he could get into shape but spent no time sparring or getting any of the basics down his stance at the beginning showed how untrained he was.
That punch would not have gotten through even the most basic of defense.

 

[Hesa]

Yeah all I can think is that the ref was instructed beforehand (or just used his own judgement) that "hey these arent fighters, they're just YouTube clowns, nobody wants to see someone get seriously hurt, but theres a lot of big egos out there, so first sign of trouble, don't take chances just wave it off"
Warski got up well inside count, he was steady, absolutely no way he couldn't have continued, shit I've seen plenty of fights where a guy underestimates his opponent at first and gets put on his ass early like that, and it wakes him up and he comes back and knocks the guy out.
The guy who made Gerald McClellan into a potato was like that, he got knocked right out of the fucking ring in the early rounds, in some Dempsey through through the ropes shit, came back and put McClellans dog fighting faggot ass in a well deserved coma lol.
Not saying Warski would have come back and won, it was obvious all that "training" was a fucking huge lie, the guy moved like a fucking slug like he'd never even sparred a round in his life, either that or his trainer fucking hated him and trained him wrong as a joke, but I think it's obvious too the ref was erring on the side of caution, with these guys not being real athletes, let alone combat sports guys, a severe medical problem caused by a guy getting beaten too bad has the potential to ruin "influencer boxing" (not that it would be a huge loss lol)
That said, Andy could have continued, they should have given him a chance to earn it and get knocked down twice more.

Nigel Benn. That was a great era for middleweights.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

Knew it was going to go badly when Andy stepped out with the 18th century pub brawler stance. I did not anticipate he would lose as I was grabbing a snack.

My guy, imagine my surprise when I went to get my hot pockets from the microwave during their stare down only to come back to salt papi celebrating.

I dont know what's more embarrassing, getting knocked out cold or having the ref call it because he can tell you can't box.

 

[not william stenchever]

I'm posting the girl laughing at Warski again because it is emblematic of what he exchanged for 5,000 dollars (assuming the snakening doesn't begin by Warski not splitting his payout with Ashton.) I'm sure Keem knew it was going to be over embarrassingly quickly but goddamn. After all the peacocking he did beforehand he will never be able to live down how he got hilariously beat up so fast and hard that the ref immediately stopped the fight for his own safety. The ref essentially tard wrangled him.

 

[AgendaPoster]

That Salt Papi dude was deceivingly out of shape. Fat as hell, yet very agile for his weight, Andy immediately reacted with retreat and fear from the first seconds lol.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

What are you talking about? He lasted at least three times longer than he would have.

The training was rock solid!

 

[The Ornithocheirus]

Really gotta wonder what the thought process was going in to this. You can lie all you want but once you step in the ring people know you don't box, and people will know you didn't train. He looks like a guy who knew some one who did some boxing and did a little bit of sparring and slapping around some pads in the back yard. It's honestly a little disrespectful to all the other people on the card who took it seriously.

Why is everyone just assuming he didn't train at all? I'm not saying he was as dedicated as he claimed but he probably went to a boxing gym at least semi-regularly.
Some people just have no natural athletic talent, especially if you do zero physically activity growing up, you don't develop the same basic coordination as someone who has.
There's a few clips of him jogging in this promo video. Look how terrible his stride looks, he's heel striking really badly.
As soon as I saw him hitting pads I knew it was over. Some of the better fighters on that card probably showed way better skill their first time ever putting on gloves.

For comparison, fouseytube also embarrassed himself in 2019 after talking shit constantly and then turning out to be possibly the worst boxer to ever put on gloves.
This time around, he clearly trained much harder for his fight against Deji, but he still looked like shit. Definitely an improvement, but still very stiff and awkward.

Some people just suck dick at boxing and you can tell Andy is one of them.

 

[BiggusHammer]

Why is everyone just assuming he didn't train at all? I'm not saying he was as dedicated as he claimed but he probably went to a boxing gym at least semi-regularly.
Some people just have no natural athletic talent, especially if you do zero physically activity growing up, you don't develop the same basic coordination as someone who has.
There's a few clips of him jogging in this promo video. Look how terrible his stride looks, he's heel striking really badly.
As soon as I saw him hitting pads I knew it was over. Some of the better fighters on that card probably showed way better skill their first time ever putting on gloves.

For comparison, fouseytube also embarrassed himself in 2019 after talking shit constantly and then turning out to be possibly the worst boxer to ever put on gloves.
This time around, he clearly trained much harder for his fight against Deji, but he still looked like shit. Definitely an improvement, but still very stiff and awkward.

Some people just suck dick at boxing and you can tell Andy is one of them.

I know for a fact that the retard only trained boxing for a month. I literally know people who train at that gym lol

Enough of the Ralph comparison. No one cares. The point is Tardbortski and Asston are pathological liars who will do anything for clout.

 

[Malaika]

Warski is never getting into an event like this again. Guy didnt train and wasted everyones time by taking a punch for 10k knowing the referee wasnt going to let him get hurt. Warski is only going to get called if they want to give a free W to someone new with promise, but even then you can find someone who at least looks like he's in shape and doesnt go down in 29 seconds.

Also, people are saying Andy didnt train cause he was fat and slow. If he had been training for even 20% of what he claimed he'd not look like this at all. Salt Papi had a layer of fat on him but at least he was agile and it didnt hang off his body like an old womans tit, like it did with Andy.

 

[hawkisnight]

Andy sucked for sure, it's hard to gauge the training stories validity because the fight was against someone way more skilled and over quickly. He looked real stiff though, the pad video especially both he and the person "training" him looked like they had zero idea what they were doing. I don't think Andy trained at all (obviously I know, judging by his gut). I think maybe he hit the bag a few times and maybe some mitts with some dork judging from what little we saw. Especially considering the fact that even WITH legit training, you likely use about 50% max in your first fight. The rest is instinct and andrenaline. Every person's first fight looks like absolute shit. I will say that knockout however was more Salt Papis skill than the lack of Andy's though both were a huge factor. Andy was stiffer than Ralph's mother, Salt Papi has some legit hands. It was some horrible matchmaking imo.

You fags gotta settle down with this "Ralph would beat Andy" shit though. For one I don't think it would happen in a ring ever. It's hard enough to sanction fights, I can't imagine trying to sanction a fight with such a glaring weight difference. But for two, Ralph is the worst I've ever seen. He has zero fight ability, natural instinct, and resorted to pulling hair and spitting like a bitch in the one vaguely clear fight vid I've seen with him. I'd still put money on Andy in that one.

Ralph gloating about it is so gay. Any man who takes pride in the accomplishment of another man isn't a real man (which we know that already with Ralph lol). It's always pussies with zero real fight training or experience who run their mouths the loudest. It's the worst thing about combat sports fans. People go to Football games and don't think they can run faster, people go to Basketball and don't think they can jump higher, but for some reason people show up to fights and think they're Mike Tyson through osmosis.

Andy sucked, Ralph would be an absolute embarrassment assuming he'd ever actually have the balls to box legitimately (and assuming he could pass the aids test). The sport of boxing doesn't need this slobber knocker, it would be an embarrassment to the sport in a world where Street Beefs and Rough and Rowdy already exist... But I'd sure as fuck tune in so I dunno what my point even is anymore.

Ralph already pressed Tardski once in Miami. He can do it again. Ralphamale made Andy cry for fuck sake Need I remind that it was after Warski allegedly "trained" for fight with Tonka? Granted it was few months after the "fight" but still. Ralph can't fight for shit as we all saw in Portugal 2 but I do believe even he could stand a chance to defeat this walking disaster of a man. Especially if cameras were on.
Andy grab a shovel and dig yourself a hole. Holy fuck.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

That Salt Papi dude was deceivingly out of shape. Fat as hell, yet very agile for his weight, Andy immediately reacted with retreat and fear from the first seconds lol.

Fat Mexicans are notorious for being sneaky good at punching. Tim Sylvia was pretty fat at points, and was a two time UFC heavyweight champ

 

[Malaika]

Ralph is the biggest moron in the world for not taking that 100k fight. He'd have made 100k and made Warski look like a bitch.

 

[Scumsucker]

Yeah all I can think is that the ref was instructed beforehand (or just used his own judgement) that "hey these arent fighters, they're just YouTube clowns, nobody wants to see someone get seriously hurt, but theres a lot of big egos out there, so first sign of trouble, don't take chances just wave it off"
Warski got up well inside count, he was steady, absolutely no way he couldn't have continued, shit I've seen plenty of fights where a guy underestimates his opponent at first and gets put on his ass early like that, and it wakes him up and he comes back and knocks the guy out.
The guy who made Gerald McClellan into a potato was like that, he got knocked right out of the fucking ring in the early rounds, in some Dempsey through through the ropes shit, came back and put McClellans dog fighting faggot ass in a well deserved coma lol.
Not saying Warski would have come back and won, it was obvious all that "training" was a fucking huge lie, the guy moved like a fucking slug like he'd never even sparred a round in his life, either that or his trainer fucking hated him and trained him wrong as a joke, but I think it's obvious too the ref was erring on the side of caution, with these guys not being real athletes, let alone combat sports guys, a severe medical problem caused by a guy getting beaten too bad has the potential to ruin "influencer boxing" (not that it would be a huge loss lol)
That said, Andy could have continued, they should have given him a chance to earn it and get knocked down twice more.

Can famous niggers go 10 seconds without dogfighting or raping women?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Ralph already pressed Tardski once in Miami. He can do it again. Ralphamale made Andy cry for fuck sake Need I remind that it was after Warski allegedly "trained" for fight with Tonka? Granted it was few months after the "fight" but still. Ralph can't fight for shit as we all saw in Portugal 2 but I do believe even he could stand a chance to defeat this walking disaster of a man. Especially if cameras were on.
Andy grab a shovel and dig yourself a hole. Holy fuck.

No. This is insane.

Ralph doesn’t even have legs and his gunt touches the ground when he sits. If Andy circled him twice without tripping and knocking himself out on a curb, Ralph would die of a heart attack from trying to spin two full revolutions.

Ralph is an intensely sickly fatty. He can’t do ANYTHING. He couldn’t run fifty feet if child support forgiveness was at the finish line.

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

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How is he fat? Dude is built like a ketchup bottle. How do you train for a fight for months and end up fat? Answer: He wasn't actually training

The body proportions are bad enough, but what kind of fucking stance even is that? Lad looks like he learned how to box by looking at portraits of 19th century bare-knuckle fighters.

 

[MrBond]

I'm posting the girl laughing at Warski again because it is emblematic of what he exchanged for 5,000 dollars (assuming the snakening doesn't begin by Warski not splitting his payout with Ashton.) I'm sure Keem knew it was going to be over embarrassingly quickly but goddamn. After all the peacocking he did beforehand he will never be able to live down how he got hilariously beat up so fast and hard that the ref immediately stopped the fight for his own safety. The ref essentially tard wrangled him.
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Warski aint nothing but a flake and a snake. Idk what you call that but he will turn on Ashton any day now. I'm shocked if Ashton even knows how much money Kino Casino gets in. Andy has fucked every single business partner or friend he has ever had. Remember AIM AIM AIM. He left that guy to rot and didn't help him at all with his legal troubles THAT HE FUCKING CAUSED. He started the fight with those guys and told the dumb bastard to aim in a emergency situation.

He snaked on Chris Warski claiming he stole money which was bullshit.

Snaked on Tonka and Failure stealing Failure's money that time where he paid failure then did a charge back because Failure pissed him off.

Snaked on So Cal Chris not paying him for the miami trip until it got really ugly and public and he finally did. He said he settled the shit, and it's highly possible Ralph paid him off to keep him shut up for cheating on Nora.

I'm sure Ralph has stories about Andy snaking on him which tbh is fair since Ralph is also a snake.

The dude is just a piece of shit and he keeps having these burn out moments then he rises like a retarded phoenix and people forget he's a lying, cokehead, snaky sack of shit who just fucks every friend and partner he has out of money, time, or deals he makes with them. He's just a fucking loser who mooches more than mersh fuckin does somehow lol

 

[Desparagus]

Ralph already pressed Tardski once in Miami. He can do it again. Ralphamale made Andy cry for fuck sake Need I remind that it was after Warski allegedly "trained" for fight with Tonka? Granted it was few months after the "fight" but still. Ralph can't fight for shit as we all saw in Portugal 2 but I do believe even he could stand a chance to defeat this walking disaster of a man. Especially if cameras were on.
Andy grab a shovel and dig yourself a hole. Holy fuck.

I don't remember that at all, I'm going to have to catch up on my gunt lore. After watching Ralph get beat up in Portugal and the house fight, I just can't envision anyone losing a fight to him. I've seen some absolutely awful fights in my time, but Ralph might unironically be the worst "fighter" I've ever seen. Zero instinct, zero ability.

That being said, Andy looked abysmal on pads and the fight he just looked stiff, like most amateurs look their first month training minimal. But it's hard to assess his actual fight ability when he fought someone with actual hands and got KTFOed.

 

[Jasper2K]

I'm posting the girl laughing at Warski again because it is emblematic of what he exchanged for 5,000 dollars (assuming the snakening doesn't begin by Warski not splitting his payout with Ashton.) I'm sure Keem knew it was going to be over embarrassingly quickly but goddamn. After all the peacocking he did beforehand he will never be able to live down how he got hilariously beat up so fast and hard that the ref immediately stopped the fight for his own safety. The ref essentially tard wrangled him.
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Y-y-your going to knock me out in s-s-sseconds? I've t-t-trained with people who a-a-are 200 pounds! Absolute l-l-legeneds! Y-y-you can't p-punch as hard as them!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

No. This is insane.

Ralph doesn’t even have legs and his gunt touches the ground when he sits. If Andy circled him twice without tripping and knocking himself out on a curb, Ralph would die of a heart attack from trying to spin two full revolutions.

Ralph is an intensely sickly fatty. He can’t do ANYTHING. He couldn’t run fifty feet if child support forgiveness was at the finish line.

Ralph took punches to the face from a bare fist and didn't get knocked out. He is the superior fighter.

 

[hawkisnight]

No. This is insane.

Ralph doesn’t even have legs and his gunt touches the ground when he sits. If Andy circled him twice without tripping and knocking himself out on a curb, Ralph would die of a heart attack from trying to spin two full revolutions.

Ralph is an intensely sickly fatty. He can’t do ANYTHING. He couldn’t run fifty feet if child support forgiveness was at the finish line.

One thing Ralphamale can do is take a PUNCH unlike some glass joe characters in this sketur.