🔗 Crossover 8/27/2022 Andy Warski vs. Salt Papi - Ethan Ralph bitched out of the fight blaming Jim and a-logs, "Salt Papi" enters the ring at the O2 Arena in London

Who will win?

  • Andy Warski

    Votos: 28 21.7%
  • Salt Papi

    Votos: 101 78.3%

  • Total de votantes
    129
  • Encuesta cerrada .
I don't wanna hear this "well at least Andy stepped into the ring" bullshit. There is absolutely a way to lose with grace and dignity and this isn't it. If Andy the entire time had just been like "whatever I'll step in there and see what happens" then it would be less embarrassing, but he nonstop talked about his training and how he was becoming a warrior and he looked like he'd never stepped into a ring before and got mollywhopped in like 10 seconds.

Ralph is right to gloat. Sure, he didn't fight and backed out like a pussy but he also didn't spend all his time pumping himself up and training and paying people to punch him in the stomach and then get embarrassed in front of a huge audience.
 
The coping is amazing:
> At least Andy showed up
A guy who started training two weeks ago lasted longer.
> Andy got paid
Money is probably already spent.
> Muh networking
No one is going to invite Andy to anything after he failed to even put up an entertaining fight.
PPP won more than Andy. He didn't have to train or fight yet got a trip to London with his boyfriend and got half of the fight money. Credit where it is due but Google really did well concisely showing who is Andy '29 seconds' Warski.
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*Somewhere there is a joke about the fight and Google taking 0.45 seconds
A positive thing is that Failure & Geek and other came out to make an appearance and laugh at Andy while also sharing some great embarrassing stories.
Around 24 minutes in Ralph goes off about Andy moving out suddenly. Which caused Ralph sublet the place to some black acquaintance and give him all of the stuff Andy left including the PS5.
 
I’m pressing X on the andy took a dive.

When Keem was talking to ralph and andy about setting up a fight he did iterate that
you can’t just take a dive on the first round, I want people to get what they’re paying for and I want to put on a show“

Honestly no Eceleb could be trusted with taking a fall. Fighters who “take a fall” have the luxury of being able to walk away into the sunset with their tail between their legs to be forgotten. An online personality however will be constantly reminded of that for years to come and would eventually break if it was some gayfabe to fleece money.

also, if I was gonna plan crimes with anyone. And I mean anyone. Andy “sTaNdBaCk!!1” Warski is the last person I would make a co-conspirator.
To be able to take a fall, you have to know how to fight to begin with, and warski with his crab waddling certainly did not know how to do that.
 
Tardski what happened your juggernaut training and red lining your heart 3 times a week? Were you having a panic attack?
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I am disappointed, but not surprised. Not every match is a winner, sure but it's hilariously bad how short he lasted. I don't think this was a lucky blow either. Andy just wasn't ready.
 
Probably a loss for both Warski and Ralph. Warski for getting KOed in 2 seconds and Ralph for not showing up and missing on easy money.

I too would like to earn 50k but at the same time, he will never live that down, especially after all those videos and rants about training.
He didn't earn 50k either.
 
Really gotta wonder what the thought process was going in to this. You can lie all you want but once you step in the ring people know you don't box, and people will know you didn't train. He looks like a guy who knew some one who did some boxing and did a little bit of sparring and slapping around some pads in the back yard. It's honestly a little disrespectful to all the other people on the card who took it seriously.
 
He didn't earn 50k either.
What is up with that? I thought the original amount was 100k each fighter, then I heard 50k, now people are saying he got 10k? If he is being honest about splitting it with PPP, and considering how much must have been spent on training, I doubt he made any profit at all. Keemstar probably made them pay for their own flights and hotels too.

In conclusion I had a good laugh and Andy really earned that $40 in take-home pay - which is better than Knoxville/Miami where he lost money.
 
Andy sucked for sure, it's hard to gauge the training stories validity because the fight was against someone way more skilled and over quickly. He looked real stiff though, the pad video especially both he and the person "training" him looked like they had zero idea what they were doing. I don't think Andy trained at all (obviously I know, judging by his gut). I think maybe he hit the bag a few times and maybe some mitts with some dork judging from what little we saw. Especially considering the fact that even WITH legit training, you likely use about 50% max in your first fight. The rest is instinct and andrenaline. Every person's first fight looks like absolute shit. I will say that knockout however was more Salt Papis skill than the lack of Andy's though both were a huge factor. Andy was stiffer than Ralph's mother, Salt Papi has some legit hands. It was some horrible matchmaking imo.

You fags gotta settle down with this "Ralph would beat Andy" shit though. For one I don't think it would happen in a ring ever. It's hard enough to sanction fights, I can't imagine trying to sanction a fight with such a glaring weight difference. But for two, Ralph is the worst I've ever seen. He has zero fight ability, natural instinct, and resorted to pulling hair and spitting like a bitch in the one vaguely clear fight vid I've seen with him. I'd still put money on Andy in that one.

Ralph gloating about it is so gay. Any man who takes pride in the accomplishment of another man isn't a real man (which we know that already with Ralph lol). It's always pussies with zero real fight training or experience who run their mouths the loudest. It's the worst thing about combat sports fans. People go to Football games and don't think they can run faster, people go to Basketball and don't think they can jump higher, but for some reason people show up to fights and think they're Mike Tyson through osmosis.

Andy sucked, Ralph would be an absolute embarrassment assuming he'd ever actually have the balls to box legitimately (and assuming he could pass the aids test). The sport of boxing doesn't need this slobber knocker, it would be an embarrassment to the sport in a world where Street Beefs and Rough and Rowdy already exist... But I'd sure as fuck tune in so I dunno what my point even is anymore.
 
I don't wanna hear this "well at least Andy stepped into the ring" bullshit. There is absolutely a way to lose with grace and dignity and this isn't it. If Andy the entire time had just been like "whatever I'll step in there and see what happens" then it would be less embarrassing, but he nonstop talked about his training and how he was becoming a warrior and he looked like he'd never stepped into a ring before and got mollywhopped in like 10 seconds.

Ralph is right to gloat. Sure, he didn't fight and backed out like a pussy but he also didn't spend all his time pumping himself up and training and paying people to punch him in the stomach and then get embarrassed in front of a huge audience.
This week, Andy was chased around a boxing ring by a fat flip, punched and went punch ahegao in 29 seconds. It provided at least 4 mins of entertainment.

This week, Ralph ate an over-priced surf n' turf with asparagus. I got zero entertainment. I'm sorry, but the only way Ralph can have a win for this week, is if one of his feet rots off due to diabetes. That would provide at least 10 mins of entertainment and really own Retardski.
 
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