8/15/20 Rental Pickup - Our white steed has arrived!

[Grim_Autismo]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Savor it you decrepit oven dodger. It won't last long with those filthy hands.
I bet they had to gas it after it was returned.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Savor it you decrepit oven dodger. It won't last long with those filthy hands.
I bet they had to gas it after it was returned.

And fumigate it after all those full egg sacks

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This saga has been truly eventful. Lifetime should pick up this story and create an original movie called "Not without my egg sack, dad: The Ballad of Tommie Jayne Tooter!" Casting will be a breeze. It's between Oscar the Grouch, Rodney Dangerfield's corpse, and a rotting cantaloupe.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

. . . Casting will be a breeze. It's between Oscar the Grouch, Rodney Dangerfield's corpse, and a rotting cantaloupe.

Or 50lbs of shit stuffed into a bag made to hold 40lbs, with a bad hat on top.

 

[Daisymae]

Savor it you decrepit oven dodger. It won't last long with those filthy hands.
I bet they had to gas it after it was returned.

I wish they did "gas it" when "it" returned

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

 

[AnOminous]

"And it even came with half a tank of gas."

Yes and they charge you if you don't fill it up to where it was filled when you got it you dumb fat fuck.

 

[Army Burger]

"I finally got the keys to this puppy"

So Tom plans to molest this vehicle like Lady, huh?

 

[BSV]

Getting a rental car is obviously grounds for celebration. But what was the point of it? was it just "look everyone I can drive a car" ?

 

[MasterDisaster]

Too bad Tom didn't get t-boned; then again he can't get boned at all.