7-Mar-2017 - Chris rants at Tara Strong about Cole

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Again, Chris sees something vaguely similar to something in his life and just has to go off on his problems.

It's what he honestly thinks empathy is. Everything must be related to his own life, and then shown to be less horrible than what he deals with. His problems are the worst problems ever, and you damn well better give him pity, asspats and money.
 
There are pictures of them together so I think they may have met. Unless Chris's autism makes him invisible like the Predator.

I laughed until I cried on this quote.

Chris is going back to the days of YouTube here his intended audience would magically see the video...Except here he can actually tag the intended parties / target etc.

I am curious if Tara will note Chris is on her radar again and tell him to BTFO
 
At least Cole has a job and acts like a man, unlike you.
Cole is lucky he only has a chip on his shoulder, poor Chris has many hippopotamus weights on his head.
Are you saying Chris can place his body weight on his head? Ladies and gentlemen, we have found a flexible new species of hippopotamus!
 
Cole needs to take care of Barb, Chris has more important stuff to do.

Like his legos, video games, humping his love doll and his sweetheart search.
 
Chris is pissed cause Cole still dissed him ? ;)
not really.

I mean, maybe a little, but it's more because he is sick to death of his mother.

He, legitimately wants Cole to drop his life in New York, and come back down to East Bumblefuck, Virginia so Chris can go tool around Virginia, and harass women to be his heartsweet. No really, he tweeted Cole telling him to come "help" with his mother so "he could go find HIS sweetheart" (as if to say, you got yours, Cole! Now get over here and take my responsibilities, financial as well, so I can get mine!)

Chris doesn't really care that much about wounded pride, though his past videos would make you think differently. The proof of that is how quickly he would bounce back after a troll had finished having his way with him. Your "girlfriend" turned out to be a 13 year old boy that made you shove your crayola medallion up your ass? Chris is right back in the game, next day. Not gonna lie, if that were me, I'd be traumatized and would probably need months of professional therapy

What Chris does care about is not having his precious "freedom". To him, that means doing whatever he wants, without consideration of consequences. It's very clear he wants to be treated like a child, because EVERY time he has fucked up in the past, he always falls back on "but muh autism!" which means he wants people to treat him differently and give him a perpetual Get Out Jail Free Card, because he's such a special boy.

Thing is, let's think about this for a second. What if Cole, hypothetically, was a saint of a man, and DID come back and take care of everything for Chris? Call me jaded, but I don't think Chris would put in any extra effort in finding a sweetheart from the ground up. He would just still sit at home, playing with vidya and Legos, and instead of complaining about his mother, he'd complain about Cole pressuring him to get out there and meet some people

"I'm workin' on it!" - Chris' tombstone
 
I just still can't get over the concept of chris blatantly telling cole he needs to give up his entire life to take care of barb because he's too busy playing little pig blanket. Even for chris that's a little out there.

I bet Barb has used that excuse on Chris if he wants to do something. Chris wants to go away and do something but Barb hits him up with "But I'm your mother, what if I die or need bananas!?"

Thing is, let's think about this for a second. What if Cole, hypothetically, was a saint of a man, and DID come back and take care of everything for Chris? Call me jaded, but I don't think Chris would put in any extra effort in finding a sweetheart from the ground up. He would just still sit at home, playing with vidya and Legos, and instead of complaining about his mother, he'd complain about Cole pressuring him to get out there and meet some people

There probably is a more selfish motive for Chris wanting Cole and his wife to move in, namely to dote on Chris. Chris believes he has lots of money, so that would mean more tugboat to spend on toys and bullshit, in addition to having "family" around.

But you're probably right that if that did happen, Chris wouldn't be do much more than he already does now.
 
Poor Tara. I'm guessing from the fact she hasn't blocked him yet that dealing with asylum fodder like Chris is pretty normal to her.

it is indeed. She is one of the most famous voice actors in the world. Even lesser known actors have their obsessive fans. It's one thing for like a famous actor to have some stalkers, because crazies get swept up in the cult of personality. But for Tara Strong, her worshippers come from who she plays. She's Twilight Sparkle, she's Harley Quinn, etc. etc. Not to mention she is a beautiful woman, on top of that.

I shudder to imagine how many stalkers Tara Strong has.
 
I think Chris Chan needs to change his glasses; that man looks nothing like Cole. I'm pretty sure Cole Smithey has a life outside of dealing with Barb, since he hates her for hiding the identity of his true father. And Chris will never have any sort of empathy going by his posts online.
 
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