7/9/2021 - Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW - Everfree more like Everything is Free if You're a Fat Faggot

[Cedric_Eff]

I hear Sockness going to this 'Everfree' thing.

Is Chris going to be pitcher, or catcher? Is Null trying to get poor Christine raped?

I get the feeling Sockness is gonna be cockblocked again as usual.

 

[07.]

Will it be recorded?

 

[Watamelon]

Did he throw away the rotting effigy? Someone call the Health and Safety department.

 

[Tikbalang]

Read the description.

Now I know. It's just a matter if can fulfill it.

I hear Sockness going to this 'Everfree' thing.

Is Chris going to be pitcher, or catcher? Is Null trying to get poor Christine raped?

Can't wait to see Sockness's mugshot in the future.

Will it be recorded?

It has to be.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

If only Chris would give people something tangible in return after recieving donations.

A handjob?

I hope this gets funded. This could be fucking hilarious.

It'll be probably a snorefest, with Chris just prancing around and being oblivious about people only humoring him because of pity or the freak-show factor. And after he comes back, weeks of the most annoying version of Chris ever, happy Chris riding the high of a con. The only hope is him throwing a public tantrum about G5 horsies.

I think the chimp out about not being able to go would be funnier, but he'll probably get to go.

 

[Rungle]

Will it be recorded?

Probably gonna be just random people spotting Chris and making a sneaky video like the previous ones.
Would be suprised if Josh forces him to record himself there 24/7

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

It'll be probably a snorefest, with Chris just prancing around and being oblivious about people only humoring him because of pity or the freak-show factor. And after he comes back, weeks of the most annoying version of Chris ever, happy Chris riding the high of a con. The only hope is him throwing a public tantrum about G5 horsies.

I think the chimp out about not being able to go would be funnier, but he'll probably get to go.

This.

Everyone is expecting content galore but doubtful. It'll be a bunch of selfies of him with other tards. Maybe a short clip of him rambling about merge shit at some panel.

Hopefully there's an absurd amount of g5 promotion that will cause him to chimp out. The following weeks/months etc will be about how he was so enlightened and happy being around enlightened good vibe type among which people mixed into his tarot card sperg.

Would have been more interesting if he drove and broke down and barbs corpse got ate by the beagles while Chris walked home through the Rockies.

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

You know the "similar face" feature of the Dark Souls character editor? With every video of Chris it feels like god hits that button and he morphs into something even less recognizable.

 

[normankrasner]

He’s fatter than ever

luckily motel 6 has no gyms

 

[Tikbalang]

A handjob?

To Sockness, it's a treasure for a lifetime. To everyone else, will dip themselves in bleach.

Everyone is expecting content galore but doubtful. It'll be a bunch of selfies of him with other tards.

You mean getting his head too close on someone's face? Yeah.

Maybe a short clip of him rambling about merge shit at some panel.

He had his chance during the Bronycon '19. He didn't do it.

Hopefully there's an absurd amount of g5 promotion that will cause him to chimp out.

Plays the new MLP trailer
Bronies: Cheers
Chris: Boo!
Bronies: stare at Chris

Would have been more interesting if he drove and broke down and barbs corpse got ate by the beagles while Chris walked home through the Rockies.

If Chris found out that his house is burgled and barb died, he's more worried about the former.

 

[Rupin]

i’m just hoping we can get a good story filled up lulz out of this trip.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He had his chance during the Bronycon '19. He didn't do it.

Didn't he ramble about it in some capacity? I forget what he blabbered about at the panel when he spoke.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Not going to throw money at this but the trip promises to be amusing so I hope he makes it.

 

[Blacklight]

What happened to "never spend money on lolcows"?

Guilt, I'm assuming.

 

[07.]

Probably gonna be just random people spotting Chris and making a sneaky video like the previous ones.
Would be suprised if Josh forces him to record himself there 24/7

I mean , if someone records it people will paypig even more. At least that's my guess.

 

[beautiful person]

I won't donate but I will wish him luck.

 

[Kosher Dill]

What happened to "never spend money on lolcows"?

The target audience for this is bigger lolcows than Chris. Separating them from their money is a good thing and should be encouraged.

 

[Slowinthemind]

The 41 hour drive would have been more entertaining for us.

 

[Ramborambo]

Josh:

Also Josh:

 

[Takodachi]

I'm gonna throw some bucks just to see if he does something stupid and gets himself arrested or tased by the TSA.