7/28/22- Fourth (and Possibly Final) Hearing Thread

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Meat Pickle

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It is now almost a year since Chris was found engaging in the forbidden act of "soul-bonding" with his mother and his subsequent arrest. What will be the verdict of the 4th hearing? Discuss here.
 
I think what's most likely is that Chris is put into a group home, where he's more heavily supervised. The recent letter from Eels shows that Chris allegedly can't go back to 14BLC due to his mother still living in the property, and they can't exactly leave him out on the street, since they already separate him from other inmates for his safety, and judging by Heilberg's verdict of Chris being the way he is due to online bullying. That is, unless his case has already been upgraded to a felony, where he may be placed in prison or a metal hospital.
 
I believe Chris will walk free very soon. I expect his secret plan is to mint sonichu NFTs. I unironically expect him to make more than stonetoss did.
He would, unironically, but he's too stupid for that. He would need someone like Null to hold his hand and help him do it, and he's already burned that bridge straight to hell.
 
Chris goes into either a mental institution or a group home. I don’t see him ending up in prison. Barb goes into a group home.

Though the idea of him selling Sonichu NFTs is hilarious.
 
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Welp…
 
I really hope they have to play infamous videos from Christory as evidence. The idea of hearing muffled "JULLLAAAYY!!! JULAAAAAYYY!!!" sounds coming from a courtroom would be hilarious.

EDIT: I suppose this particular video is quite fitting for this thread too.

 
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Christine is found innocent and due to being in jail for a year, they actually pay her money, plus a backlog of tugboat bux lets Christine pay the mortgage off the house and move back in with Barbara. The horde is saved and it's a happy ending.
 
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