7/23 Court Date
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- 28 de Oct, 2014
Taking bets: Which will give out first?
A. The string of continuances.
B. The willingness of the plaintiff to give a shit.
C. Chris' overtaxed, cholesterol-laden heart.
A. The string of continuances.
B. The willingness of the plaintiff to give a shit.
C. Chris' overtaxed, cholesterol-laden heart.
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- 11 de Jul, 2015
He'll probably be topless, he is after all a supporter of #FreeTheNipple.
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
It'll keep on going and going and going and going and going... nothing outlasts the continuances.
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- 6 de Dic, 2014
At this point, I don't even care anymore. Maybe it's because the legal system in Virginia has literally seen nothing like Chris before, and thus doesn't know what the fuck to do with him, or maybe they're just as lazy and autistic as he is. Either way, the continuances are just irritating now.
What would really get me is if he actually does gets sentenced, and nobody's there to witness his pre-Bubba-Butt-Buddy temper tantrum. Which will certainly be the case because is anybody really going to waste time to get down there when all that's probably going to happen is another continuance and more paparazzi shots of the back of Chris' head?
What would really get me is if he actually does gets sentenced, and nobody's there to witness his pre-Bubba-Butt-Buddy temper tantrum. Which will certainly be the case because is anybody really going to waste time to get down there when all that's probably going to happen is another continuance and more paparazzi shots of the back of Chris' head?
NiggoFiggo
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- 25 de Mayo, 2013
Only this time he wont be able to sleep through it
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
There isn't a plaintiff. This is a criminal case. The adverse party is Virginia itself, which like other states is an implacable entity that never runs out of patience. It will prosecute you until you die or it wins or loses.
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- 14 de Ago, 2014
Chris will be declared King in the North, and his sworn bannermen will swarm west to usurp Phil the Fat, the King Under the Bridge.
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- 6 de Dic, 2014
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- 11 de Nov, 2013
Maybe i just don't get the legal system, but what's the point of all these continuances? It's just a big waste of time and money for the state right? It's not like they're waiting to investigate the crime further, the judge could just say "alright whatever do community service" and save everyone a lot of time.
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- 9 de Feb, 2015
He gets a light slap on the wrist, is forced to attend a psychologist/anger management classes (which he will not step foot into) and drives over to impulse to have some drinks with his joyboys.
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- 13 de Oct, 2014
It's funny how expectations have dropped with each successive court case when logically they should be rising. During the first and second court cases, people were excitedly speculating about what would happen and his sentence despite that the likelihood of him getting sentenced at that point was 0%. Since then there have been five continuances (I think). It's possible that this could be the one; not likely, but within the realm of possibility.
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
Please wear attire appropriate for court if you are there.
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- 30 de Mayo, 2014
chris showing dressed in typical chris fashion. stress sigh. get assigned another court date. more stress sighing.
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- 6 de Dic, 2014
Advice that Chris himself will never heed, but say what
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
This is the one where I think they at least have to mumble out a semi-coherent excuse as to why they can't go forward.
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