Sonichu 7/18 - A note on Rosechu's privates

[Deadpool]

No one but Chris was thinking about rosechus privates, good Lord why does Chris think everyone following him on Twitter thinks like him?

To be fair people have been drawing and talking about her dick for years now. So apparently a lot of people. A lot of sad, sad people.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Looks like Chris himself has declared his highly regarded professional doctor

It's like he is reading my posts..... that can't make me an idea guy, can it? Lucky for me calling my mother wouldn't do shit.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

So, nu-Chris believes it to be a luxury when one is raped in the face by a hermaphrodite's phallus.

 

[Skips]

Chris is going full J.K. Rowling making everyone even gayer and explaining shit no one asked for.

 

[Time of Space]

I lost it at "Dr. Silvestrechu".
Good to know that all of his abominations who got pickle'd by fate have someone to turn to.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

I love how Chris's idea of problem-solving is to just invent new Mary Sue OCs on the spot to fix whatever fucktarded obstacle he's stuck into the comic this month. First there was Magi-Chan and his mighty powers of plot exposition. Then there were his various overpowered self-inserts. More recently, we had that super genius Pokemon professor with the intellect of Marie Curie and the body of a porn star to replace Cole Smithey. Now we have a Sonichu doctor who is teh bestest evar at all things medical and can perform magic dick removals with only one-day recovery times. What a fucking story, Mark.

 

[MG 620]

Jesus wept, Chris... Nobody is unironically interested in Rosie’s private parts.

I'm sure someone is. Chris attracts people like that.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Wow, Chris is licking more lead paint chips, I take it.

 

[Silver Octopus]

So Rosechu was taking a bunch of nudes to prove to the trolls that she didn't have a dick... while she had a dick.

This doesn't make sense.

 

[Positron]

"She removed her dick because it has become unnecessary and non-functional."
So when will Chris have his brain removed?

 

[Damn Near]

Not only is Chris getting dumber, he's more boring than ever

 

[Col. Bustard]

I love how Chris's idea of problem-solving is to just invent new Mary Sue OCs on the spot to fix whatever fucktarded obstacle he's stuck into the comic this month.

Well, when you don't plan a story out at all and have the free association of a dementia patient, you're going to need a lot of sheetrock for your plot holes.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

It still kind of amazes me how easily the Idea Guys fucked everything up in Sonichu. Chris went years being completely impenetrable to reason, and then a few random internet weirdos convinced him to rewrite the whole canon.

Though not as extensive as the Idea Guys, the latter half of the original run of Sonichu clearly has a lot of troll influence.

 

[Arctic Fox]

No one but Chris was thinking about rosechus privates, good Lord why does Chris think everyone following him on Twitter thinks like him?

Because it's Twitter?

 

[totse]

a very-well-practiced, read, educated, certified and qualified professional

What is it with this autistic listing of excessive adjectives? I just realized it does seem pretty autistic. I've seen in it other people but I didn't make the connection before.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Now that I think about it, my favorite part of the whole thing was that he refused Jason Kendrick Howell rosechu's dong.

Well played Chris, well played.

 

[Keine]

I guess I just don't get it. Chris constantly denounces the Idea Guys and is fully aware of how they fucked with him, yet keeps all their shit in the comics?

That's like if someone made you a sandwich full of shit, and then when you realized it was shit, you yelled at them but then continued to eat the sandwich.

 

[RG 448]

Thank you for clarifying!

 

[Ghostbeater]

This still seems to bother Chris

 

[A Grey Cat]

Because it's Twitter?

Oh right it may as well be called echo chamber