7/12/2020 - Room pics

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Someone leaked these photos to the CWCki editors.
 

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Brilliant. At least it's by cwc even though there's a bit of Jacob influence with the new age rubbish.
 
I don't think any sane person would be comfortable living there.

Looting is bad but if you're targeting Chris's house, it's a win-win.
 
I'm unironically proud of Chris right now. Given the sheer volume of shit he's got, and his noted status as a lazy degenerate, this is downright orderly.

As orderly as it can be without getting rid of 3/4 of it, of course.
 
Hoooly shit, Chris has really taken on Barb’s hoarding lust. Notice the carefully laid out walkway in one of the pictures.

And he’s not kidding about the CPU nonsense, that C64 is really laid out like an alter.

Aside from just the sheer MAGNITUDE of crap, it’s interesting to see that it’s fairly clean. Like, I didn’t see any obvious dust. And aside from that disgusting carpet (lord only knows the amount of semen, asscrack-juice and dog piss/poo it has sucked up over the years) there are no obvious health hazards in terms of hygiene.

(Fire is obviously a different story. The whole room looks like it’s one Keurig
machine away from turning into a flaming inferno. Again.)
 
So Chris has bought the Lego FRIENDS Central Perk set and is using it as a platform for his own lego junk.

Also he has bought yellow joy-con for his Switch.

Edit: (Thats $60 and $80 respectively)
 
I fantasise about throwing everything in Chris’s room into an incinerator while he helplessly watches

That’s a heartwarming thought, but personally I’d go for just removing the whole shitload of crap one day while he and Barb are out, take it to the incinerator and make sure not to leave any clues to a break in.

Chris would come back to an empty room, and assume that it’s some sort of interdimensional fuckery. Before breaking all known records of autistic ragefits.

8)

Can you imagine his tweets? He’d probably assume Sockness did it somehow, and drive to California to strangle him.
 
Those 6th and 7th pictures, I was briefly worried that he was placing beagle shit on his floor in ritual patterns. Thankfully, they're just crystals. Still completely fucking barking, but at least less nauseating.
 
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