5 / 23 I LOST 300 POUNDS!!!!

[angelicbitch]

"Supposevly."

Well, that's a new one.

She's been saying that one for a while.
But it's okay. She's a writer.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

So someone cut out her face and put it on a random models body.

That’s not how weight loss works, Amber

 

[Guest69]

 

[formerfatcow]

In Eric's vlog of the steakhouse outing, she also had a bowl of chili, which she doesn't mention in her version. LoL

Fron around 2 minutes in to 5 minutes in are Eric's POV of the restaurant and Walmart portion of this vlog if anyone wants to watch. I know there's a separate thread for supporting cast but linking here because it's somewhat relevant.

When Eric is showing Amberlynn's food he calls it garbage and Amberlynn just shrieks "Hey! This is healthy!" And shimmies. :horrifying:

Do you think she logged that meal as 0 points because it's mostly just chicken and broccoli? Shouldn't she still have to account for the butter/oil the food is prepared in even if it's a 0 point food?

Also watching them at the restaurant really just reinforces how awful it would be to be around any of them in person. Eric and Amber are both obnoxiously loud. Eric is holding his phone a foot and a half off the center of the table after everyone's food has arrived while Amberlynn is shoving her phone less than 6 inches away from Becky's face trying to get a shot. Then more shrieking in the Walmart parking lot.

A 508lb woman would draw attention in public even if she were alone and reserved. But AL waddles in making as much noise as possible with a 275lb lesbian thumb, and a gay couple featuring a flamboyant Brillo pad. It really is impressive how she's managed to stay so comfortable going out in public all the time. Or maybe it just shows how little self-awareness she has.

 

[The real rusty spoon]

"I've lost 8.2, so we're going out to eat" ***That's just water weight, anyways, still deserves an award***

Holding her dog, making it more obvious she hasn't clipped twinkles toes

The look on Becky's face, when corrected. Bitch, I said potato, not sweet potato (I would have ordered it anyways, because fuck you, that's why)

Wish they'd include their shadt backbiting in Eric's vids.

OMG THEY HAVE PETER RABBIT hurr

Disdained looks across the board throughout the video. Why, Becky, just leave.

For all she showed in her cart, it looked like there were more bags. What you NOT SHOWING

Edit: forgot about ((what was that between you ywo at the table? Appetizer?!

 

[Guest69]

Why does every video start with a rant about weightloss, her getting off topic, and then her and Becky end up at a family restaurant?

Because she has not life

 

[497]

That breathing when she's just getting out to the car and walking to the window to point to the cat tho.... Sounds like she's running a marathon.

 

[JaneThough]

WTF is the point of going out to eat if you are just going to get chicken breast, a baked potato and steamed broccoli? Restaurants load their foods with so much sodium, it'd be far more healthy and cost effective to make that shit at home.

Ugh. But who am I talking about, honestly? Gorl breathes sodium.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Hmm I wonder if she watches EDucating Shanny (vlogger with BED) cause she did the same "yeeeay" thing at the end of the video.

 

[NQ 952]

WTF is the point of going out to eat if you are just going to get chicken breast, a baked potato and steamed broccoli? Restaurants load their foods with so much sodium, it'd be far more healthy and cost effective to make that shit at home.

Ugh. But who am I talking about, honestly? Gorl breathes sodium.

The way AL "cooks" she would take chicken breast and broccoli and turn it into a pig trough. She'd probably boil the chicken and broccoli together until it was some kind of soup and she'd call it a fucking stew.

 

[thejackal]

What a fucking fashion forward couple. One lives in men's graphics tees and basketball shorts and baseball caps, and the other lives in cardigans and chokers. At least Becky dresses for the season. Good lord AL you live in Kentucky. Summer is coming. You're 500lbs. You ain't fooling nobody in those arm covering cardigans. Put on a t-shirt.

 

[dasanic]

I wonder if she had herself filmed picking the bag of cat food up off the shelf in Walmart and helping Necky carry groceries in because everyone thinks she orders Necks around like a slave doing her bidding (which she probably does the rest of the time, but she can't have people thinking she abuses her GF gorl)

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

That photoshop pic doesn't look anything like her lol I hate when people boost her already inflated ego. I mean... really?

(Gross close up of her bossom)

Why does she spend 3 minutes talking about how wonderful Weight Watchers is, when she's already done it half a dozen times. Like this is going to be the thing that makes her stick to her diet?

I know Chihuahuas are nervous dogs, but shouldn't they look relaxed in their owner's arms? Twinkie always looks scared as fuck when she's around Amber.

At 6:41 she has to go out of the restaurant door sideways. Sad.

Also:

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

"Sooo..that's just a really good selfie of me" lmao

They had to get a table for 6 because Amber needed an empty seat between her and Becky because she is so fucking huge. Also, I see those deep fried pickles gorl. I see them.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Is it just me, or does that “photoshop” look like a young Melanie Lynskey?

 

[The real rusty spoon]

What a fucking fashion forward couple. One lives in men's graphics tees and basketball shorts and baseball caps, and the other lives in cardigans and chokers. At least Becky dresses for the season. Good lord AL you live in Kentucky. Summer is coming. You're 500lbs. You ain't fooling nobody in those arm covering cardigans. Put on a t-shirt.

Someone via twittered called Becker out for dressing homely. Her response was that she buys new clothes all the time. And that Becky is beautiful

Note the snark after showing the camera "so cute"

 

[Captain Ahab]

Lmfao.

She will never ever look like that. You can’t go from 500 lbs monster to fitness babe. Even if by some divine miracle she loses almost 400 lbs, she’ll be drowning in loose skin. Skin removal surgeries can help, but they aren’t a time machine. She’ll have more scars than Frankenstein’s monster and her skin will be very loose all over her body, even her face. Moreover, achieving that look would take her years of hard work in the gym. Let’s say she’ll need 4 years to lose the weight (2 lbs per week), 2 years for her weight to stabilize and for her to undergo plastic surgery, and maybe 2 years of exercise. That gives us 8 years of constant work, and were being fucking optimistic as fuck. It’s more like 10+ years, if ever. By the time she’s done, she’ll be 35-40 years old. Way, way, waaaaaay past the age to look like the picture.

She’s too stupid to realize the immense task ahead of her. That’s why she’s taking it so lightly. She thinks she can turn her life around in a year or so. Same with Chantal, who thought she was gonna be beach-ready this summer.

 

[JustSomeFella]

She's been saying that one for a while.
But it's okay. She's a writer.

I take frequent breaks from following this lolcow so I must have missed when this started.
I've never been able to finish one of her vlogs, but the compilations are hilarious.

 

[FitBitch]

The way AL "cooks" she would take chicken breast and broccoli and turn it into a pig trough. She'd probably boil the chicken and broccoli together until it was some kind of soup and she'd call it a fucking stew.

I can just imagine her frantically pushing around a raw chicken breast in a cold, unoyoled pan and then dumping a bag of frozen broccoli on top before adding water. She probably wouldn't even stab her potato a couple times with a fork and roll it in a paper towel before microwaving it. Title that video "COOK WITH ME Texas Roadhouse healthy meal at home!"

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Anyone else notice that she has to physically turn sideways to get into the bathroom?