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I love the lolcow ideology. Instead of losing some weight to help high blood pressure and heart rate, let's just take an altering substance to lower it. And then we can pat ourselves on the back and tell each other how happy we are for each other. And instead of feeling accomplished and proud by being a productive member of society, let's just pop antidepressants so that we can continue to lead our unfulfilling lives. These people truly deserve what they get in life.
 
"Cooking in water is better than oyol" just in her opinion. Gorl doesn't give a shit about flavor. But we already knew that. I genuinely love cooking and it physically hurt me to watch her stir around those dry, cold onions like she was doing anything.
 
strawberryjam dijo:
how does she know she's only eating two sausages if she cuts them up into little pieces like that?
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The same way she can estimate calories of any given food item and be within 10 calories of the correct number.
 
The chef in me dies a little more every time I watch her cook. She is completely clueless as to what goes with what and how to even do the simplest thing like let a fucking pan heat up before you drop shit in it. Jesus.
 
...Maybe the onion chunks are so huge so Becky can pick them out easier? :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:

I'd go to shitty restaurants every day too if the only alternative was food that looks/tastes like that.
 
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That meal, like most of her meals, was probably texturally repulsive and tasted like a heap of unintentional slop. Bc there’s never any coherent idea to the food she makes other than “i sorta like these things lets throw them together.”

It shows how genuinely stupid she is that she can’t come up with a “narrative” to any meal she makes. There’s never a main dish, and a couple side dishes, put together to compliment each other. It’s lazy uninspired idiot cooking.
 
Were Eric and Rickie talking about Chubb's nails growing overnight or was that something else? I wonder why they don't show and tell AL how to trim Twinkie's nails since she doesn't seem to know how to do it herself.

And she cuts the sausages up in to little pieces because they remind her of wieners.
 
#destructionofamberlynnreid2k18
We basically watching a 500 woman child going insane her gf Poppin pills and their roommates not giving any fucks

Basically watching redneck breaking bad (without the meth and quality acting)
 
Those sausage fingers cutting sausage.
The way she cut that onion was giving me such bad anxiety holy shizz, she was wasting so much of that onion and our gorl sure doesn't waste food!!
$10k a month and can't even buy actual curtains, uses blankets! "Black out curtains, that's a thing right? We should get them some time."
Sorry, not sorry but if she actually made $10k a month living in K'tucky, she sure doesn't have anything to show for it. Except the car, Walmart jewelery and wax warmers/melts. Must be all spent on food. I mean they have to be VIP at the Chinese buffet and mexican restaurant :tugboat: for how much they go to those places. If I was making $10k a month I sure would have my own place and would not have any room mates!!
Did anyone happen to hear Ricky talking about his dogs nails growing so long overnight and they just cut them, I was low key hoping he was throwing some shade about Twinkies nails and how Amber has not gotten her nails clipped....nissed the appointment, yeah sure Amber....just like calling the nutritionist and therapist and them not answering or not knowing any information.....yeah okay.
:qsand: :hambone::chicken::bork::popcorn::sub:
 
Sword Fighter Super dijo:
Amber, I doubt you knew what NEWS stood for. TBH, I'm sure I learned that in school at some point, but I forgot because it doesn't matter.
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Except NEWS isn't an acronym and doesn't stand for anything besides the plural form of new. People have also claimed NEWS stands for north, east, west, south.

You can make any word an acronym if you try hard enough and AL is dumb enough to believe everything she reads on twitter.
 
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