Containment 5/17/2018 - SORBET'S LOST

[GS 281]

That cat is gone. Chris never had much luck with cats. Remember Raging Pussy?

 

[Syaoran Li]

Best case scenario (and one of the more likely ones in my opinion) is that Sorbet probably ran away, most likely to find a place to die quietly.

Sad, really. Sorbet was one of the few animals that didn't hate Chris on instinct and overall was one of the more well-behaved Chandler pets.

 

[RG 448]

Assuming he didn’t run off because he sensed he was about to die, I hope they find him.

 

[PT 404]

Which one of you faggots stole his cat?

 

[jawsome]

Good thing he redacted his phone number before posting it on FB because it is not as if he has spent the better part of a decade telling everyone what it is.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Chris was too busy begging for money to look for his cat.

 

[okeidoki]

funny how Christians hand writing never changes

 

[You Can't Sit With Us]

Barb ate him.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

There was an episode of Hoarders where they were missing their dead cat for a few years. When the crew arrived and started cleaning they fucking found the cat dead behind the couch

 

[Subconcious Offense]

First he lost Sorbet's paw, now he lost Sorbet entirely.

 

[dacwcman68]

I’ll give anybody 5 dollars to find Chris’ poster and write the ASPCA’s number in place of his, you’d be doing God’s work

 

[Muscle Bra]

What's funny is if somebody saw that poster they'd think "aww some little 8 year old girl named Christine lost her kitty.."

To give Chris a little bit of credit -- at least he didn't draw a fucking Sonichu head on the poster...

 

[Subconcious Offense]

SORBAYYYYYY

 

[SpessCaptain]

He found his chance to escape and he did so. Now he is free..

If Sorbet was hurt chances are he's gone somewhere to lick his wounds and will probably show up or turn out mummifed under the trashpile.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

5/19/17. Never forget. Sorbet still remembers.

 

[Mason Verger]

To give Chris a little bit of credit -- at least he didn't draw a fucking Sonichu head on the poster...

Or dot the I's with hearts.

 

[Zilortha]

5/19/17. Never forget. Sorbet still remembers.

Correction: The hoard remembers now...

 

[alterid]

They're outdoor cats anyhow, right? Likeliest scenario is that someone saw a cat that looked really fucked up and took it to the vet. I don't know if they have the cats microchipped (though I highly doubt it) so if it's not the same vet Chris and Barb take the pets to then the good Samaritan might just keep Sorbet. Lucky for him if they do.

 

[Johnny Ray Bucchi]

found him he's picking him up at my house

 

[ThePlagueTND]

I do feel for him. It sucks when a pet is missing.

On the other hand. Outside cats just disappear sometimes. He'll be back in a couple weeks or found a new family.