4chan - the Internet hate machine

[WWEISFORFAGS]

I started up a YouTube video this morning, and it started with "So this is a green text story from 4chan". I was immediately disquieted by the prospect that there may never BE greentext stories from 4chan anymore. One of the most iconic, powerful meme formats on the Internet might be going extinct.

It feels surreal. It'd be like you told me the Appalachian mountains don't exist anymore. They've been a fixture of the cultural landscape long enough to be considered ancient history, and now they're just gone? It feels impossible, but that's where we're at. I can only hope whatever comes next is an improvement.

>I can start typing like this if it makes you feel better
>I will miss my 4chan bros
>feels bad man

 

[chincel]

Only one person can save 4chan and his name is Lee Goldson.

 

[shitboxx]

It really does get the almond wondering how trannies became protected citizens on 4chan. I'm not saying government conspiracy just yet, but one day they just showed up and took over the internet, including the supposed alternative websites.

User becomes janny, janny gets chummy with mod team and becomes a mod. Mod then tells the rest of the jannies to support xer mental illness by deleting anything xhe finds offensive towards transfolx. Gatekeeping is really the only defense to any of this.

 

[Heem 'em all.]

you just outed yourself as a giga newfag and I bet you don't even know why

Because I cut the sentence off at candlejack and not after it? I first used 4chan in like 2013, I freely admit I am a newfag and that meme was before my ti

 

[Banditotron]

Some favorite /dbs/ screencaps of mine:
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Dragon Ball shit posting is an evergreen pastime on the internet. Shame on the jannies who would try to choke out its flames.

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It is terrifying how formative this one whore was to the current state of things. Like the Franz Ferdinand of pussy.

 

[ringtones]

Been using 4chan since I was 11

it doesn't count if you were 11 in 2003

 

[primaryaccount]

Withdrawal continues.

 

[blackface enthusiast]

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ancientfag

We're going back to Potatos to get my fucking power wrist.

Asshole.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Tumblr getting their knocks in

 

[AnOminous]

You have to say the full name, retard. Candlejack doesn't show up if you only say half th

>be me
>do a 360 and moonwalk out the door

 

[GillyLilly]

Because I cut the sentence off at candlejack and not after it? I first used 4chan in like 2013, I freely admit I am a newfag and that meme was before my time.

i started in 2010 when with my brother when i was far too young to understand we would watch arby and the chief and check out whatever was on the chans
good times halcyon days

 

[ringtones]

Because I cut the sentence off at candlejack and not after it? I first used 4chan in like 2013, I freely admit I am a newfag and that meme was before my time.

because it's a USB line. I'll show you later

 

[Meat Target]

It is terrifying how formative to this one whore was to the current state of things. Like the Franz Ferdinand of pussy.

Van Valkenberg became our century's Helen of Troy.

 

[OfficalWindbreaker]

Withdrawal continues.

You're gonna be okay.

 

[burусhU1О]

I need a stronger dose, doc

How strong do you want it?

 

[Greate Pier]

Been using 4chan since I was 11

So two weeks?

 

[Stupor Mundi]

Van Valkenberg became our century's Helen of Troy.

At least Helen was supposed to be inhumanly beautiful. Telling that our Helen is some 6/10 at best alt girl that fucked half the Kotaku staff.

 

[Slav Power]

What if we all go outside and meet people in real life?

We have the freedom and autonomy to do so at any moment, yet we choose to fester in semi-underground online communities.

from the leaks:
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"Bezdomny" literally means "homeless" kek

 

[blackface enthusiast]

Van Valkenberg became our century's Helen of Troy.

Truly the most gay and retarded timeline.

 

[Dan of Steel]

I do take some solace in knowing that the Twitter screencap baiting retards, and especially the schizoposters like Baskinfag who helped ruin many boards are being deprived of the dopamine and attention they've been getting for years and can now only seethe and suffer in silence in between Discord goon seshes now.