4/7/2019 - Tom's Saxophone Got Stolen

[praktica]

I hope the poor thief didn't try to play it, you can probably get about 5 diseases just by putting your lips to it

To whoever stole it...

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You might also want to boil it first.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

Try his music thread.

I went through it a fair bit. I'm not saying he's good but he's definitely better than i was expecting considering what else I know about the guy. Definitely better than a lot of buskers I've been subjected to over the years.

 

[Damaged Goods]

I was dying laughing all throughout this thread but the absolute kicker is

Tommie

I'm probably late af and he's been spelling it like that for ages but it's the first time I've seen it and I can't stop laughing at it. So feminine, I'm in awe

 

[RK 672]

The video is a stream from February. Like most of Tom's music playing, it is difficult to listen to.

 

[Looney Troons]

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person.

 

[AnOminous]

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person.

If it actually was stolen (he probably hocked it himself), he's lucky whoever stole it didn't just wrap it around his neck or shove it up his ass.

 

[Autisimodo]

or shove it up his ass.

Most likely the Shartmeister would spray his shit all over like a Hippo while his bowels cause the Saxophone to produce an ungodly cacophony.

Sorry to paint such a disgustingly vivid scene.

 

[GS 281]

tom sounds suicidal here. i wouldn't blame anyone for calling in a wellness check on him. He also seems to be really down recently and is begging for Brian's attention.

 

[TPDPolice]

Tommie

I got attacked tonight while I was busking. I'm ok, but my horn was stolen.

www.facebook.com

"I was attacked tonight by someone who is very difficult to describe without using the n-word"
4.6.2019 Tom's Horn Got Stolen.mp4

Tom has set up a GoFundMe to replace it:
Ver archivo adjunto 718326
https://www.gofundme.com/f/please-help-tommie-replace-her-saxophone (http://archive.li/iwdai)

her
that pic

W E W L A D

 

[Spergsaplenty]

He can buy a kazoo for like a dollar

 

[Coldgrip]

He can buy a kazoo for like a dollar

You know he'd somehow manage to fuck up playing it.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

I don’t usually follow Tommy, but hasn’t this happened to him before? How many times has he complained that his sax was stolen?

 

[Spergsaplenty]

I don’t usually follow Tommy, but hasn’t this happened to him before? How many times has he complained that his sax was stolen?

4th or 5th time though it was probably only once it got stolen, the other times he would have pawned it.

I like to imagine that jewish goblin from that trumpet fight video running up on Tommy and harassing him haha.

He must be a shitty rock salesman because I do the same thing and if you actually work at selling the minerals and find buyers you can actually make a good income, fuck he is such a failure..

 

[Shaka Brah]

@Spergsaplenty what rock is that?

 

[Spergsaplenty]

@Spergsaplenty what rock is that?

Moldavite , one of the old hobos favorites.

 

[BigTodd]

Somehow despite being a destitute grifter, Tom managed to get Amazon to extend him a line of credit to buy a new sax. My assumption is that it will be "stolen" before it's paid off and Tom will justify defaulting on the loan because of that.

 

[Qwality fuchs]

Tooter no more dooter \o/ praise the sun bakers field may never be tarnished again . Wonder how long he'll be outside of the dumspters looking for a sax burger

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Tooter no more dooter \o/ praise the sun bakers field may never be tarnished again . Wonder how long he'll be outside of the dumspters looking for a sax burger

Great contribution.

 

[DuckSucker]

To whoever stole it...

You might also want to boil it first.

I dont follow the dude but I saw this thread on the main page and I am almost positive it's someone who heard him playing and just wants him to stop. I have seen one video of one of his "jam sessions" and it was enough to make me know I never ever want to know more about this guy other than calling him a dumb faggot.

Moldavite , one of the old hobos favorites.

Is there really a rock called moldavite and is it also a hobo favorite? It sounds like a portmanteau of the grossness of the homeless and vegemite.

 

[AnOminous]

Is there really a rock called moldavite and is it also a hobo favorite? It sounds like a portmanteau of the grossness of the homeless and vegemite.

It's apparently all from a specific meteorite event. Also there's lots of fake moldavite, apparently. I wonder what kind Tom-Bomb got.