Money 3/14 - Selling Cole Smithey's vintage comics

"These are all in great condition!" (He then proceeds to fold the spines of the first few issues he touches in the box)
 
I know English was never Chris' strong suit, but his speech patterns are getting worse and he is very difficult to understand in this video. Is this a result of extreme isolation?
No, Chris isn't isolated. He's had a pretty consistent social life for years.

He just speaks strangely in uncommon situations. In this situation, he's imagining himself as some kind of carny barker. So he's got to talk very bombastically and elaborately, with all kind of fancy person words thrown in (so he thinks).

You see the same word salad from him when pretends to be British.

It's a combination of how Chris knows the world through cartoons and movies from the 1940's, plus some autism and a really wonky grasp of English.
 
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nice of chris to set aside some money to give to cole
oh no wait, he'll just spend it all the instant he gets it
 
I have the impression that this scheme was elaborated not only in order to get some easy money, but also to possibly bait Cole into finally getting into contact with them.

Cole probably isn't going to bother either contacting them, or mention on social media that his old comics are being sold without his permission. And he probably won't buy his own stuff back, either.
 
Why would he want some old comics back? It's just "his old crap".
 
Any idea of how much most of those are actually worth? I'm sure they might be a couple valuable things but I really doubt all of the those are mint or near mint and also valuable, especially once fatty gets his hands on them.
I know English was never Chris' strong suit, but his speech patterns are getting worse and he is very difficult to understand in this video. Is this a result of extreme isolation?
Chris speech has always been weird and jumbled. That's why there are so many funny quotes like "CALL ME THE REAL NAME THAT GOD HAS BEEN GIVEN TO ME AND THE BEAR" or refering to Liquid Chris as "The brown stripe in the shirt" instead of the brown striped imposter.
Fuck, it has been a while since he last tried to pester Cole, does he want him to look after Barb again?
In June 2016 he bitched about how Cole and his wife were "pissing away" money while living in Carnigee Hall and called him "World's Smartest A-hole".

And in May 2017 he mocked Cole for using Patreon to beg for money from fans.
 
In June 2016 he bitched about how Cole and his wife were "pissing away" money while living in Carnigee Hall and called him "World's Smartest A-hole".

And in May 2017 he mocked Cole for using Patreon to beg for money from fans.
He also wanted to drive to New York a few months ago to confront Cole and tried to channel his Sonichu power to conjure up Cole's address.
 
TBH I doubt Cole would really care about this if/when he finds out. Either he forgot the comics were there in the first place, he assumed they were destroyed in the house fire/lost in the hoard, or he knew they've been there for decades but there's no way in hell he would make the trip down to Ruckersville just to get them and have to deal with seeing Barb.
 
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