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"I shit myself over a dozen times"
Chris would shit himself every time he hears a loud noise. So business as usual really.
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Chris would shit himself every time he hears a loud noise. So business as usual really.
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A dog is easier to teach to leave their taint alone than Chris.My friend was sufficiently horrified and wisely DID NOT want to see a picture of the unclit.
The dog is fine and the treatment for the abscess is what others have previously stated. But now I'm thinking Chris needs a cone to keep him from licking his wound.
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Like poetry.
The dog has learned not to touch it's taint.
While the manchild acts as though his tongue is the brush.
and his rotting, smelling self-inflected wound is the paint.
Fin.
But I don't think Chris can actually reach it with his tongue.
Or... at least I hope not.
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Super cool blog post
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He would try to convince his superiors of the combat effectiveness of the
Curse-ye-ha-me-ha!!!!!
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God if only Chris were born a hundred years or so ago.
The institution of village idiot has been around for centuries, if not longer.
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In The UK Chris would probably have been an elected council member and possibly had a law degree.
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is that the put-the-monkey-in-a-position-of-power while the real officals run the show behind the scenes scenario? Cause I'm getting an image of Chris sharpening his you-know-what in a pencil sharpener like Peter Griffin.
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In Vordraks case yes
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You know its a slow week for autism when we hitting up the taint thread again.
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A slow-in-the-mind kind of week, huh?
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i'm back after a year and hooooly shit
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Hi. So, um... I kinda don't like looking at gross pics... I gathered my courage and briefly looked at the pics on Sonichu.com Un-Clit 2.0 but didn't manage to understand what the fuck he's done to his corpse.
If I understand correctly, he didn't get the bottom surgery, still has his penis and testicles. He got a perineum piercing, and dug open the hole with a knife or some shit? Is this correct? Basically, he has a hole between his balls and anus? Isn't he afraid his scrotum will rip open, unleashing ping pong balls upon the floor?
I read on the bad webcomics wiki forums that Chris may get septic shock from this as it's infected. That true?
If I understand correctly, he didn't get the bottom surgery, still has his penis and testicles. He got a perineum piercing, and dug open the hole with a knife or some shit? Is this correct? Basically, he has a hole between his balls and anus? Isn't he afraid his scrotum will rip open, unleashing ping pong balls upon the floor?
I read on the bad webcomics wiki forums that Chris may get septic shock from this as it's infected. That true?
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Are you literally too autistic to read the first dozen or so pages of this thread? All of the questions you have asked have long been answered.
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there's no way you could be wrong, Chris's down under was probably the gate to hell before he decided to commit taint senpaku.
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Go easy on them, they are Quebecois. It's pretty much autism land, but french.
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Thanks, I made it while listening to My Chemical Romance and screaming at my mother how she doesn't understand me.
Basically, yes. TL;DR he didn't clean his piercing correctly, his skin rejected it, overtime an abscess forms because its fucking Chris, and not too long ago he (apparently and whole drunk) took a knife to the taint to "free" his "vagina" after some lesbian trolls told him he wasn't a real woman. He said he went to a doctor, and no he's not concerned because why should he be? It's a healthy, natural vagina that's coming along "just fine" according to his "doctor".
I understand your need to clarify, its hard to comprehend autism of this magnitude. But yeah, anything you read about Chris either here or on the cwcki is probably true. Or at least as true as we can get without Chris telling us firsthand.
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