Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

[Sinner's Sandwich]

First post... but I have not seen this video posted in this thread. Apparently, this is a vid of Christine rubbing one out on her new gash.

EXTREMELY NSFW borderline gore.

Mod edit: Video is a MtF ejaculating through a vaginoplasty. Not Chris, though.

Oh god! Why did I watch this?? This is fuckin gross. I'm actually happy it's not Chris...although there might exist worse videos of him and his new taintgina in the future.

 

[Darndirty]

Oh god! Why did I watch this?? This is fuckin gross. I'm actually happy it's not Chris...although there might exist worse videos of him and his new taintgina in the future.

I'm sure all it would take is some dude pretending to be a girl telling Chris how sexy a video of him fucking his...fuck I don't even know what to call it would be to her. Chris is all about pleasing the ladies..as you can tell how he mutilated himself just for a shot at that sweet sweet tribbing

 

[Rokko]

Here is a horrifying thought.

Chris doesn't want to lose his testicles or cock but instead wants to impregnate himself...

Chris once wrote that his dick is so long he could put it in his popo. I think it was in one of the mailbags. Just sayin´

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I do not know why people are trying to rush Chris into being more of a sexual deviant, be patient, it will take some time and probably be 10 times as shocking as that video. Too many crooks spoil the broth.

 

[Gunslinger]

First post... but I have not seen this video posted in this thread. Apparently, this is a vid of Christine rubbing one out on her new gash.

EXTREMELY NSFW borderline gore.

Mod edit: Video is a MtF ejaculating through a vaginoplasty. Not Chris, though.

It's like someone found more footage of the torture scene in Event Horizon.

 

[Methuselah]

I do not know why people are trying to rush Chris into being more of a sexual deviant, be patient, it will take some time and probably be 10 times as shocking as that video. Too many crooks spoil the broth.

Fucks sake he'll be dead by the end of next week at this rate. This man needs to be rushed to ER. He's so out of touch with reality he shouldn't be living unsupervised.

You did it. After 8 years of lurking and tracking this motherfucker silently, your quote made me actually want to comment on his strange little life. I've seen a lot of shit from this guy but I do not want to watch him stick a dildo in that fucking septic abscess in his taint.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Fucks sake he'll be dead by the end of next week at this rate. This man needs to be rushed to ER. He's so out of touch with reality he shouldn't be living unsupervised.

You did it. After 8 years of lurking and tracking this motherfucker silently, your quote made me actually want to comment on his strange little life. I've seen a lot of shit from this guy but I do not want to watch him stick a dildo in that fucking septic abscess in his taint.

• Be civil. Don't get angry over Chris. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.

Chris is not dying, there is no need to be a drama queen over things that have not happened. Chris does need treatment, but I doubt he will die within the next few years. (for the millionth time)

 

[Thighs]

What the fuck? Anybody have any theories for what the fuck is wrong with Chris's body? And did anybody catch the picture? I wasn't going to click it but I'm dying to know what the fuck he's done

Hey, I saw the image shortly after it surfaced, the area looked akin to a tiny puffy mouth. Definitely an unhealthy addition to his body. I guess we're all just worried for him at this point.

EDIT: I should've added, the amnyfest ring was being worn by Chris, whilst his logic is unusual and sketchy, this is just more fuel for the 'it's definitely not a goof' theory.

 

[Methuselah]

• Be civil. Don't get angry over Chris. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.

Point taken. It's been a long weird ride, and I wanted to say my peace on the matter.

 

[DolphinHunter]

I wonder what's more morbid; Chris's overall story, his obesity or this 100-plus taint thread I'm posting on?

I'm going to go with the latter.

 

[Gazed too deep]

Christ almighty WHY did I watch the webm?

With that out of the way.... I know a thing or two about deep, infected holes courtesy of a relative picking at their stitches. Granted, a smaller wound with a much easier to treat/keep clean location but the point remains it was ugly and it healed.:powerlevel:
The good news is that with even a bit of competence in caring for the wound, it'll heal up. Probably leave a nasty looking scar and a depression, but some antibiotics and basic dressing and it'll usually be alright.
The bad news is that Chris has proven that even in this matter, he's a bit of a massive tard and not only isn't taking proper steps to prevent/treat infection, but seems to be aggravating the wound. Hopefully, someone responsible will notice this shit and do something before it gets properly gangrenous, and he'll probably have a hole in his taint but nothing truly life threatening as long as he can do basic things like clean the shit out of it every so often.

 

[WhiteChocolateTamale]

I'm not clicking on that video. Fuck all of you.

 

[Of Morgoth]

Out of all the situations CWC has been in, this one is so big and horrifying that I can't even focus on his other actions. I would imagine that CWC is in quite a bit of pain, hopefully this will be incentive enough to go seek medical treatment.

 

[CWCissey]

Out of all the situations CWC has been in, this one is so big and horrifying that I can't even focus on his other actions. I would imagine that CWC is in quite a bit of pain, hopefully this will be incentive enough to go seek medical treatment.

You forget that Chris is stubborn as fuck. He won't go until he is forced to, and I don't see Barb calling an ambulance for him anytime soon...

 

[Jozef]

Chris also seems to have a high pain tolerance, judging by that shaving video from a long time ago.

 

[Staffy]

It's like someone found more footage of the torture scene in Event Horizon.

"What happened to your penis?"

"Where we're going we won't need a penis"

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I'm sure all it would take is some dude pretending to be a girl telling Chris how sexy a video of him fucking his...fuck I don't even know what to call it would be to her. Chris is all about pleasing the ladies..as you can tell how he mutilated himself just for a shot at that sweet sweet tribbing

Can we get a woman to contact him saying how horny she gets when people take proper medical care of their injuries?

"What happened to your penis?"

"Where we're going we won't need a penis"

"Portland?"

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Pretty glad the video was confirmed not Chris. I would have watched it otherwise

 

[Zarkov]

Chris is not dying, there is no need to be a drama queen over things that have not happened. Chris does need treatment, but I doubt he will die within the next few years. (for the millionth time)

He's not dying yet, but all this situation needs to change is a little more time and Chris' patented brand of dumbassery. Just wait until the wound gets deep enough, and Chris will be a goner, especially if he refuses treatment. And he will refuse treatment.

Much to my delight.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Hopefully, someone responsible will notice this shit and do something before it gets properly gangrenous

But WHO? People already told him to go to a doctor. But Chris is too delusional and stubborn. Who is left? Barb? The cats? Bobs corpse? The only person who can help Chris is himself - so he is fucked.