2024 UK general election - Place to watch and discuss just how fucked we are

[Chunky Salsa]

You voted in the fucking communists. The COMMUNISTS. Great. Prepare to get FUCKED.

Labour aren't communist. They're just gay and love foreign penis. That's it, their entire politics is being gay and liking foreign penis. All of their policies can be explained by this axiomatic truth. Communism is far too coherent a political ideology for modern day labour. Most of them are legitimately too stupid to read any Marx.

I'm with you but Labour with Lib Dem "opposition" is substantially worse as an outcome.

My hate cannot be reasoned with; but if it could be, I would agree with you.

 

[Doctor Love]

I reckon it will change. Exit polls for Reform would be understated, and Labour would be overstated. Labour will still win, but they might end up in a retarded situation where they won by 20% of the vote share or something.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

You voted in the fucking communists

If only! They didn't have the balls for Corbyn and just voted in a milquetoast liberal brogressive millionaire with a 'sir' title.

Ah, if the Britain I knew saw this...

 

[Coccxys]

50/50 on rees-mogg keeping his seat.

Also why is Mandleson on TV speaking about the election and not already been raped to death by islamists in prison?

 

[CaptainAutism69]

I hope to god that Brandon Clarke-Smith got smashed into the ground. Little cunt.

 

[Sammich]

Listen, i'm a stupid amerimutt, I have no clue what the fuck any of this means, I just hope the people i dislike are unhappy. I see a lot of people i dislike on skynews being happy. I am upset.

 

[Coccxys]

Listen, i'm a stupid amerimutt, I have no clue what the fuck any of this means, I just hope the people i dislike are unhappy. I see a lot of people i dislike on skynews being happy. I am upset.

They will do over this majority and winning BUT the reddit and twitter lefties are going to go apeshit if Reform get that many seats, or hell even if just Farage gets in.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

If only! They didn't have the balls for Corbyn and just voted in a milquetoast liberal brogressive millionaire with a 'sir' title.

Ah, if the Britain I knew saw this...

At least big JC was openly anti jewish, that was pretty funny.

 

[Feathers McGraw]

They will do over this majority and winning BUT the reddit and twitter lefties are going to go apeshit if Reform get that many seats, or hell even if just Farage gets in.

The seething has already started. Putler is behind it all of course.

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

Listen, i'm a stupid amerimutt, I have no clue what the fuck any of this means, I just hope the people i dislike are unhappy. I see a lot of people i dislike on skynews being happy. I am upset.

Well your sadness makes me sad American, especially on your happy day of independence. Will it comfort you to know that the only woman UK trans activists hate more than JK Rowling just got a peerage (fancy UK title)?

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/british-news-megathread.52880/post-18752745

 

[isalaide]

Holy shit, the exit poll.
I very much doubt it's out by more than about a half dozen seats.
13 for Reform is a great result for them.
10 for the SNP is a collapse. Please note they have lost every seat in Glasgow, where their mismanagement of the city council is incredible.
A brutal shoeing for the Tory senior ranks, over the moon to see it.

 

[Sammich]

Well your sadness makes me sad American, especially on your happy day of independence. Will it comfort you to know that the only woman UK trans activists hate more than JK Rowling just got a peerage (fancy UK title)?

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/british-news-megathread.52880/post-18752745

well that makes me pretty happy, tr00ns going to be mad as fuck and that is great!

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Not surprised that Labor won hard, but I feel for you Brits, you got an even bigger choice of absolute diarrhea filled shit sandwiches as we Yanks'll have in a few months.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

So let me get this straight, they vote for the resident leftists, who will proceed to do fuck-all to solve problems and all their voters will complain they are not leftist enough. Everybody else will vote for the resident rightists who will proceed to do fuck-all to solve problems, etc.

The seething has already started. Putler is behind it all of course.
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Jesus, Reddit is cancer. They can't be happy their fancy little party trounces everybody else in numbers and representation, they have to complain the big bad new righty party gained a modicum of traction. Truly and totally like 1932, y'all!

I mean, what can 13 Reform UK members do against like 400 Labour ones?

 

[Coccxys]

SNP coping hard saying the votes for Labour were about getting rid of the conservatives not about voting them out.

 

[isalaide]

I mean, what can 13 Reform UK members do against like 400 Labour ones?

They will give us all a great laugh as there is no way all 13 of them are psychologically stable or able to refrain from criminality. The new insurgent protest party always has this problem. I was a Scottish Socialist Party member back in the day and the same thing happened to us. The 'vetting' always turns out to be bullshit.

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

well that makes me pretty happy, tr00ns going to be mad as fuck and that is great!

Even better, should this come with a position in the House of Lords it means she will be involved with UK law making till she dies or retires with very little way to remove her.

It's not quite the same but given how histrionic the activist sorts get imagine if Trump put Rudy Giuliani on the Supreme Court. It's nowhere near that but expect people to act like it is.

 

[Product Placement]

Wonder how right the exit poll will be this time, with how close many of the seats were projected to be, within couple of 100 votes. Not that I expect huge changes, but 50 seats to switch around the different parties those results could see.

If it is right, Labour have a huge win like in 1997, but not the historic win some of the polls said.
Tories have done within upper limit of projections, still worst result for them but, could have been worse. Still clearly the opposition and will have a number of people who can take over the party once Rishi is gone.
Lib Dems have a good night, don't think they expected to do better.
Reform, has done better than anyone thought, however if Farage plan to take over Conservatives which some people speculated, that won't happen now, he needed Tories to double digit numbers to even try that. Also higher number seats, means Reform has to preform in their local areas if they want to a chance to grow, they can't be a one issue party now.
SNP has done worse than anyone expect, think everyone expected them to still be the 4th biggest party with around 15 to 20 seats. To go down to 10 seats is something I doubt they can ever recover from now.

 

[Coccxys]

Wonder how right the exit poll will be this time, with how close many of the seats were projected to be, within couple of 100 votes. No that I expect huge changes, but 50 seats to switch around the different parties those results could see.

The sample size is quite small and it has been extrapolated so it's quite easy for it to be out by quite a few seats either way.

They went to 130 polling stations out of 30,800 so if those are all outliers then it will render the whole thing very wrong.

 

[isalaide]

Still clearly the opposition and will have a number of people who can take over the party once Rishi is gone.

If the predictions are right, the senior Tories left are all on the right wing of the party. Thirteen Reform seats including Captain Blacktooth makes it drastically more difficult for a Tory leader to successfully lurch to the right, as they will always, always be outflanked by Reform there.
This is an excellent set up for five more years of Tory circular firing squad, rightwing purity spiral, civil war and cannibalism.