2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[“Token” the Neigermiester]

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House is inching closer. Democrats voted ferociously.

Me thinks me detects a bit of sarcasm…

 

[Confused Doggo]

Watching FOX News going over the votes per state. Dumbass called Alaska "Arkansas".

 

[Apati]

I’m excited to read all the troon sob stories the next few days. Some I’ve read so far are hilarious

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Lmao. How do they even recover from this? They don't.

 

[Betonhaus]

NYT has the % of counted votes on the main map if anyone wants it, the numbers seem to be identical to AP https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2024/11/05/us/elections/results-president.html

 

[Harvey Danger]

Well, time to start the Joe Biden death watch. With a blowout like this, they're going to want to salvage some kind of victory. One tiny pill in the right pudding cup, and FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT gets her headlines for a month.

 

[Tyrannosaurus rex]

Article on Yahoo JAPAN! about Harris losing... or something. From what I can tell from Google Translate, the comments seem to be much calmer and "detached" than American news article comments would be. Makes sense as there's less division there, and Japan is not USA.

ハリス氏演説中止 今夜は話さない - Yahoo!ニュース

wow, actual nuanced political discussion.
first time ive seen that in years lol.

Spoiler: Translation of comments

 

[NoSpiceLife]

Finally, we are unburdened by what has been.

 

[“Token” the Neigermiester]

My prediction is a narrow GOP majority much like the House of Representatives in the current Congress.

I think they’ll expand.

 

[nachiroux]

So where's Kamala and Walz? Back to hiding in their holes?

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Also, Alaska having never voted dem in 60 years, and with 70% of votes tallied with almost 15% to Trump

AP/Reuters: Noooooooooo guise i totally promise alaska can flip dem!
it can totally happen! we cannot call the race now!

 

[419]

DAY OF THE RAPE​

0:03

 

[draggs]

So how will Trump's sentencing in New York go? Will they make him pay a fine? Imprison the president-elect? Vacate it?

He's gonna tell Merchan, and Engoron, and the NY appeals court, to suck his dick. They can get fucked it's Joever

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

wishing you all the best from bongland lads, i'm eagerly awaiting the kvetching from jewlensky

Lol first call he made "Congrats Donnyboy, knew you could beat the pajeet. Never liked her or sleepy babybiter Joe. We're cool though right? I'm still ok to hold a couple of billion next week, war be real expensive yo"

 

[Dededon't]

So they're not gonna call WI for Trump tonight, huh? My sleep schedule is never going to recover at this rate. I need the dopamine rush before I sleep, man.

 

[For The Lulz]

I called 10k pages on election night and if the god damn trannie jannies hadn't split the thread, I would have been fucken bang on

 

[barrow greeter]

GO AWAY Kamala, you evil bitch! Get out of our American political and national life FOREVER! Be like Hillary, retreat into your latent alcoholism and go the FUCK AWAY and never grasp for power again, you globalist goon.



America won tonight.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

America won tonight.

Harris supporters chant "KAMALA"
Trump supporters chant "U.S.A"​

- a comment on a YT vid by PJW: "Oooh, Awkward" (wJKop5-TPUo)

 

[Ahriman]

I can go sit in science policy somewhere. My only ask is that the uniforms are based on Melania’s grey suit with some nice Hugo boss boots and a leather accent detail. No more baggy white coats. We stylish now.

Your first job is to find every single piece of evidence to put Fauci in jail for at least 5 consecutive life sentences.

That rat fuck MUST rot in jail.

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Well, time to start the Joe Biden death watch. With a blowout like this, they're going to want to salvage some kind of victory. One tiny pill in the right pudding cup, and FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT gets her headlines for a month.

Pretty sure Joe might legit live 10 more years just to spite Kamala at this point.