2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Dutch Courage]

New York Times is now calling Georgia a Trump W.

 

[Liquid Merlon]

 

[UncleAdolf]

apparently those trucks had trump ballots.
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There's an Indian man on the other end of the line screaming "NOOO! I TOLD YOU, KAMALA HARRIS! YOU FILL IN SPOT KAMALA HARRIS!!"

 

[Escalating Violence]

I'm still fucking laughing at this
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Is this the new "I won"?

 

[barrow greeter]

3:52

Gloria, you're always on the run now
Running after somebody
You gotta get him somehow
I think you've got to slow down
Before you start to blow it
I think you're headed for a breakdown
So be careful not to show it

You really don't remember
Was it something that he said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?

Gloria, don't you think you're fallin'?
If everybody wants you
Why isn't anybody callin'?
You don't have to answer
Leave 'em hangin' on the line
Oh-oh, calling Gloria

Gloria (Gloria)
I think they got your number (Gloria)
I think they got the alias (Gloria)
That you've been living under (Gloria)
But you really don't remember
Was it something that they said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?

A-ha-ha, a-ha-ha
Gloria, how's it gonna go down?
Will you meet him on the main line?
Or will you catch him on the rebound?
Will you marry for the money?
Take a lover in the afternoon?
Feel your innocence slippin' away
Don't believe it's comin' back soon

And you really don't remember
Was it something that he said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?

Gloria, don't you think you're fallin'?
If everybody wants you
Why isn't anybody callin'?
You don't have to answer
Leave them hangin' on the line
Oh-oh, calling Gloria

Gloria (Gloria)
I think they got your number (Gloria)
I think they got the alias (Gloria)
That you've been living under (Gloria)
But you really don't remember
Was it something that they said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?

(Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria)
(Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria)

 

[DickMain]

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What a sore loser. Have some dignity.

 

[Catboy Ranch]

FOX CALLS GEORGIA

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

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and i feel pretty fuckin' good doing it

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

Bros are we actually going to win the popular vote

And an outright majority, too.

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

I'm still fucking laughing at this
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Aging like MILK!
THE HARVEST IS BOUNTIFUL NIGGERS

 

[Unnecessary Surgery Land]

I'm sure someone can do a better job than I did with my limited resources atm plz fix this

 

[Harvey sheckelburg]

fox finally got off their ass and called Georgia.

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

Finally called Georgia, something they could've called 2 hours ago.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Oops already have…
they came for marilyn Manson how could I ever lean left?!

i guess sane people just have to leave some fandoms and make their own.

 

[Breadbassket]

Anyone know what the deal with Wisconsin is? They have 84% reporting and Trump is ahead by over 100,000 votes.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

FOXNEWS just called GA for Trump.

President of Earth and Rightful Governor For Life of GA Stacey Abrams on suicide watch.

 

[Desu Mountain]

Sitting here, watching the election with my friends and they've fucking fallen asleep, fucking pussies, it's only 7am.

 

[CraftyCat3]

Legal eagle already crying about the electoral college. Please God let Trump win both tonight.

Is there a livestream? I'm always interested in more salt.

 

[Shittus Maximus II]

I found Trump's acceptance speech:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t42RHZbJ6qs&ab_channel=ExplosmEntertainment

 

[Ishtar]

GA still hasn’t been called by AP. What is the deal? Neither has the guardian or the NYT.