2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Red flaming panda]

Nicholas DeOrio

No one cares to hear what that fat faggot has to say.

 

[Gravemind]

It's time to get retarded.

 

[chiobu]

https://x.com/Scott_Wiener/status/1853830133276446743

 

[Catboy Ranch]

ok all you pieces of shit the autists from General Pol are taking over this thread.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

I honestly cannot believe I forgot alcohol tbh

Don't you live in one of those countries where you can get that shit doordashed?

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Im working but will be telepathically shitposting in spirit while the merge commences and lisa simpson takes her place as president of the united states

 

[John Badman]

do we have to share space with the orange hitler lolcow thread people?

No, but I think Janny should stir shit in the pot and lock those threads as well to redirect here.

 

[Schwarzwald]

I honestly cannot believe I forgot alcohol tbh

If you ask Kamala real nicely she'll probably share some of her boxed wine with you. Her pantries actually have no food in them, just case after case of boxed wine.

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

a DRINK! to Trump and his supporters, Godspeed America may we send Kamala "Nigger" Harris packing !

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

I honestly cannot believe I forgot alcohol tbh

Even @Null is hyped up for the election today.

 

[Liquid Merlon]

Holy shit I didn’t think results would come in until 7

 

[gaj29]

I hope trump wins, otherwise murica will be a 3rd world islamic country like england and france

 

[Seedling]

Hello im a friendly refugee from the US polticis thread, i come in peace and only wish to provide the locals with scrumptious authentic foreign cuisine.
Surely you wouldn't deport someone like me right?

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

ok all you pieces of shit the autists from General Pol are taking over this thread.

Captain Planet: Great Show or The Greatest Show?

 

[Retink Retunk]

milwaukee recounting absentee ballots. lmao.

It's a good thing they did, otherwise they'd miss those additional 600,000 votes for Kamala they missed the first time.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

I honestly cannot believe I forgot alcohol tbh

Get champagne for if Trump wins, and the shittiest beer you can find if he loses.

 

[Banana Nut Muffin]

 

[Anonitolia]

it has Begun

 

[Oh Sugar]

Just as long as its not Cheddar.

Cheddar is the only cheese Null notices. He turns a blind eye to the vast assortment of other cheeses Americans enjoy.

 

[Null]

Some deranged poll worker in PA just posted this. Not sure if it's real or not yet.

I had to watch this 10 times in utter confusion before figuring out it was PA Plattdeutsch making fun of Norddeutsch