2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Barleys]

My toxic trait is that I love watching Cenk Uygur declare the end of democracy/the world everytime Trump wins.

Sadly it’s two times, and I know that there cannot be a third

Still got Vance don't worry, never underestimate these peoples ability to say that every new republican candidate is the next hitler, they've been doing that strategy for decades

 

[Sober the Serg]

/pol/ is going spastic and Reddit is having a meltdown. I'm having 2016 fashbacks.

 

[D_Tractor]

Also maybe I'm late and gay like a Kamala voter, but I saw on YouTube someone use the term "Diddycrat" which I think has some real legs

 

[Mr. ShadowCreek]

The last week of January is going to be wild

I don't expect any rioting....yet. I think most liberals are going to go though the 5 stages of grief. Most are in denial right now.

 

[Day of the Cope]

Trump won 2024. xqc lost money.
Damn, I'm gonna be sleeping real good!

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Just imagine how Harris and Biden are going to feel after calling him a fascist, and having to legally hand over power to him and Vance. By the way, Harris hasn't even conceded yet. Just imagine that phone call.

no no no, you aren't thinking in terms of Clown World. I half expect Kamala to refuse to certify the election (she has the power to do so, since she's VP). That would be pure unironic kino, especially since she got BTFO so resoundingly.

For extra fun, go onto X/Sotwe/Nitter and look up the phrase "we are cooked". Plenty of salt to be mined there

 

[ditto]

I don't expect any rioting....yet. I think most liberals are going to go though the 5 stages of grief. Most are in denial right now.

I hope they get to the Seething stage of grief quickly and stay there a long while.

 

[TJT]

okay, it would be REALLY funny if he got charged as president-elect, that's one way to come back for a presidency.

He's already been convicted. The sentencing hearing is just for the judge to tell him how many years in prison he gets or whatever his punishment is supposed to be.

The game here is that Trump can just refuse to show up and then New York puts out a warrant for his arrest for skipping it. Then the games can really begin!

Or they can use some lawyer faggotry and vacate it to avoid looking like the total faggots they are.

 

[Absolutego]

I don't expect any rioting....yet. I think most liberals are going to go though the 5 stages of grief. Most are in denial right now.

Oh I wasn't even thinking about the rioting angle, I was thinking that the initial spree of executive orders are going to be insane

 

[waratteruN]

WE ARE SO BACK

 

[For The Lulz]

new r/politics thread. The seethe is rolling in

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1gkvs8e/megathread_donald_trump_is_elected_47th_president/

This thread is a fucking goldmine

Archive is currently running, might take a while for it to capture all that cope.

https://archive.md/yPlir

 

[ToroidalBoat]

We've been waiting 4 years for Liberal tears And it's been glorious.

It's interesting contrasting the reaction of the right to the 2020 election, to how the left reacted to the 2016 and are to the 2024.

 

[Vect]

Holy shit, even the stock market and the U.S dollar are up. 1.5%


Why? Oh, I guess even the moneymen knew Kamala had almost no chance.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

This wasn't even an election
This was a lynching of a black woman by a white guy

 

[Procrastinhater]

A "consolation prize" to the Dems is that Trump can't run again.

I know it wont happen but imagine their fucking seeth if the GOP used their control of Presidency, House , and Senate to change that.

Seriously rhey should do it to troll the shit out of them, using the Roosevelt argument, I'm petty sure Roosevelt ran more than twice.
"dIcTaToR fOR lIfE" they cried

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Holy shit, even the stock market and the U.S dollar are up. 1.5%

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I guess even the moneymen knew Kamala had almost no chance.

No Capital Gains Tax and Trump's Tax Cuts get to stay so ofc

 

[Dr J]

I half expect Kamala to refuse to certify the election (she has the power to do so, since she's VP).

The Democrats, after January 6th and Judas Pence, changed the law to make the VP's role in the certification purely ceremonial. They'll no doubt challenge their own law and, yes, it's probably wise to expect Kamabla to throw a tantrum, but officially they can't

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

I know it wont happen but imagine their fucking seeth if the GOP used their control of Presidency, House , and Senate to change that.

Seriously rhey should do it to troll the shit out of them, using the Roosevelt argument, I'm petty sure Roosevelt ran more than twice.
"dIcTaToR fOR lIfE" they cried

What if this was Sleepy Joe Biden's plan all along

 

[All Smiles]

Half a million troglodytes voted for RFK

Likely a bunch of demented 90 year olds that think JFK is still alive, and they're voting for him

xQc attempted to cash out his 825 grand bet on Kamala but lost 700k of it. Like a rat trying to flee a sinking ship.
47VfTD3_TH6YuOUp.mp4

I know this niglet is rich, and this won't really hurt him, but how fucking deluded do you have to be to bet THAT big on kamala?

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

>They aren't learning from their mistakes
Excellent!