2024 Syrian opposition offensives - The first Syrian rebel offensive against Government forces since March 2020

[Enoch Emery]

We need Memri TV back, that shit was peak with the shitty dubs

 

[Preacher ✝]

4:37

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Syrian Australian Girl Nearly 40 year old woman is chimping out over that.
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She's 40? Why doesn't she have a thread yet?

 

[Hej22122]

She's 40? Why doesn't she have a thread yet?

Age doesn't make someone a cow

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Age doesn't make someone a cow

She's still a cow.

 

[Hej22122]

She's still a cow.

Well in what way? Admittedly I know nothing about her

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Syrian Australian Girl Nearly 40 year old woman is chimping out over that.
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You know what, if Jolani ends up creating an irl technocratic futurist technojihad he has my full support, that would simply be too hilarious to opposse

 

[Fuck Bankers]

These people think anything that isn't "GAS THE KIKES" is a apologetics, they're retarded. I have a feeling they will keep the land, maybe not the villages but definitely Mt. Hermon and the like it's a smart move strategically.

I have never supported "GAS THE KIKES". I just don't think it happened.

It would be very dumb for Israel to give up Mt. Hermon. Strategically I thought Mt. Hermione (or something like that) was taller and would therefore be a better radar and missile launching Mountain.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

She's 40? Why doesn't she have a thread yet?

Well, just being a retard on twitter is not funny enough for a whole thread. Cows require more "oomph" to them, if you know what I mean.

Well in what way? Admittedly I know nothing about her

She's (well, was) a Bashar simp that lives in Australia and just says dumb bullshit in support of the goverment, she was one of the ones who bought all of that "Assad has 100k paratroopers" delusion

 

[Preacher ✝]

Link

 

[a sniggering niggard]

I have never supported "GAS THE KIKES". I just don't think it happened.

References:
Protocols of the Elders of Zion
Mein Kampf
The skjgdfk of lskhgf (p. 151-153)

 

[not william stenchever]

technojihad

He should make the new national anthem Darude's Sandstorm

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

He should make the new national anthem Darude's Sandstorm

This one is about russians in Afghanistan, but maybe Assad can make a remix of it and use it in his clinic

 

[a sniggering niggard]

We need Memri TV back, that shit was peak with the shitty dubs

Oh speaking of - MEMRI archive of al-Golani. MEMRI is not always accurate, there's a bunch of """mistranslations""" documented around the web, but I don't speak Arabic soooo... One thing to say about this guy, he's definitely been consistent, playing the long game for over 10 years now.

The face of the interviewer in one of these......

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

https://fxtwitter.com/weddady/status/1866550382299619513

#Syria - Damascus " My shitty luck, I wanted to find an arms depot or a tv Depot. Instead I find a booze depot. God damn them [Assad], there's no food yet they import booze."

1:18

 

[3-2-1836]

She's 40? Why doesn't she have a thread yet?

Who knows, /sg/ on /pol/ have been simping for her for years.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Syrian girl is 40 years old, lives with her parents in Australia after moving from Syria at the age of 6, makes common English mistakes when shes spoken english for all her life, simps for Syria/Russia. She uses filters to look better than she really does and is currently melting down. not really worthy of a thread:

https://twitter.com/Nrg8000/status/1867040133066936368

Just as an example of how hilariously crude Wikipedia's pro-Regime one-sidedness is, on the page for the "Fall of Damascus" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fall_of_Damascus… Under the analysis heading the ONLY people quoted and cited are Russian Government analysts and literal Russian propaganda pieces.

 

[Enoch Emery]

https://twitter.com/Nrg8000/status/1867040133066936368

These guys are just mad it doesn't say "and Allah (swt) gave the mujahideen the strength to topple the kuffar nusayri regime that put seven billion Sunnis in a juice presser". That analysis isn't even pro-Assad.

 

[Ishtar]

Yeah, it fucking does. ISIS wants to dominate the region, genocide anyone that isn't them, and establish a caliphate. HTS wants to work with its neighbors to destroy Iran. Holy shit.

You know Al-Qaeda wants a global caliphate right as well?

Lmao. Now I know you're bullshitting. "Yeah man, I have a history degree." "Oh word? What is your degree in?" "Yeah I have a BA in history."
Incredible.

I mean, not gonna self dox, but yes? I do have an academic background in the subject matter. I would have gone further, but my heart wasn't in it(getting a PhD or w/e). I can find the degree and crop my name out if you want?

As I have said, a million times before, the point is that saying "Wow this Julani guy is an ISIS! ISIS controls Syria now!" Is literally a lie. I have informed you of the cold, hard facts, and you continue to spout this shit, and now it has gone from ignorance to lies.

I didn't say he was ISIS now you are blatantly lying. I said three posts ago he was HTS, an Al-Qaeda offshoot. Clearly his footsoldiers still see themselves as jihadists. Or are you going to tell me Al-Nusra aren't Sunni jihadists now?

He hates Iran? You don't say. Sunni jihadist hates Shiites, stop the presses.

You're hairsplitting.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

You know Al-Qaeda wants a global caliphate right as well?

Good thing he's not AQ.

I do have an academic background in the subject matter.

Then you're an absolutely shit fuck awful historian. Literally the worst. I have no idea how you can sit here and tell me you're a student of history while simultaneously telling me that being precise with terms is pointless.

an Al-Qaeda offshoot

No. I've already addressed this. He literally fought against AQ.

You're hairsplitting.

I'm correcting your bullshit.