2024 Syrian opposition offensives - The first Syrian rebel offensive against Government forces since March 2020

[High-Fructose Corn Syrup]

Fucking finally... the femboy prostitute I hired to give me my sunday blumpkin just showed up.

Cant shake the feeling he looks strangely familiar though...
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He would fit in well in the inner circle of Nick Fuentes.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Yeah I wonder where all those Greeks came from

They already tried that, also abducted millions of Slavs to rape and bleach themselves. Unfortunately, Turkishness is incurable.

What if we mix them with the Chinese?

 

[Azure05]

 

[Air support]

He would fit in well in the inner circle of Nick Fuentes.

Nah he has a wife and kids.

 

[High-Fructose Corn Syrup]

Nah he has a wife and kids.

So the destiny compound then.

 

[Shovelbird]

What if we mix them with the Chinese?

You get Uighur Turkestan. A lot of Khans gratefully accepted Chinese princesses, who promptly reported troop movements to the Emperor and got promptly defeated and assimilated.

We have a weakness for Asian pussy.

Well, the US military too.

 

[Air support]

So the destiny compound then.

He's not divorced or a cuck (yet).

 

[Fruttasecca]

What if we mix them with the Chinese?

We could try mix them with Jews, although the resulting abominations may even make the demons in hell shudder with their deviousness, sadism and hatred for all life on earth.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

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The Israelis are striking government and strategic infrastructure to ensure nothing can be used against them. Pretty smart ngl

You get Uighur Turkestan. A lot of Khans gratefully accepted Chinese princesses, who promptly reported troop movements to the Emperor and got promptly defeated and assimilated.

We have a weakness for Asian pussy.

Well, the US military too.

Fuck you "people" have thought of everything. lol

 

[draggs]

Null, when featuring this kind of thread

 

[Hej22122]

It's the Golan high ground. It's why Israel kept it for a long time after the war. Because it's an ideal place to launch attacks into Israel from. Plus when you occupy it it gives broad coverage of the Syrian lowlands. Making it much easier to see any attacks coming. It's literally the difference between 2 days notice of an invasion vs 2 hours.

Well, that's also part of the problem. If it holds that much military promise who's going to be able to force them to give it up? Syria looks to be unstable for a long time.

 

[Shovelbird]

Jolani told kikes to give up Golan hills or else.

THE THREAD IS NOT OVER
IDS GODDA HABBID

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Jolani told kikes to give up Golan hills or else.

THE THREAD IS NOT OVER
IDS GODDA HABBID

proof?

 

[Flamin Park]

Gaddafi did have his moments. Before being overthrown, he said that the protests were caused by Al-Qaeda spiking milk and coffee with drugs.

Yerh but he's a middle eastern strongman. If I say my Border Collie is really smart I don't expect to be asked where he earned his PHD in astrophysics

 

[Chuckwagon]

Who's next on the neocon hit list?

Unironically, it's almost certainly going to be Lebanon. After activating their alliance with Hamas, Hezbollah was castrated over the last year by Israel to the point where they couldn't send much help to Assad when he badly needed it, and the help they did send (supposedly 2,000 guys to help hold Homs) proved utterly ineffectual. Now with Assad down & out, the Axis of Resistance is geographically broken in half, Iran has taken another massive hit and there will probably never be a better opportunity to finish Hez off.

The most interesting twist to all this: if shit pops off in Lebanon then for perhaps the first time ever, the party favored by Zionists & neocons will be the Christians (specifically, Maronites, bitter enemies of both Hezbollah and Assad since the original Lebanese Civil War & Syrian intervention by Assad's dad in said LCW). They used to form the majority of Lebanon's population & ruling class and hope to do so again is higher than it's been since like, Bachir Gemayel (their strongest leader) was assassinated by a Syrian agent in 1982. They may even get help from Trump despite his normal non-interventionist inclinations because his in-law & Mideastern policy advisor, Massad Boulos, is a Lebanese Christian.

 

[Azure05]

Assadcucks why is assads nephew dating an Israeli model? GEGGGGG

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Assadcucks why is assads nephew dating an Israeli model? GEGGGGG
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WAIT WHAT?????


also if they have kids that kid will be a Jew.

 

[Alex Krycek]

WAIT WHAT?????


also if they have kids that kid will be a Jew.

Arent Alawites kind of banned from marrying outsiders? So Yeah the kids Will be raised Jewish.

 

[Shovelbird]

proof?

Hold on Roach news removed the article, maybe his handlers told him to shut up

False alert for now but get ready for him to sperg about the hills where he was born

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

The most interesting twist to all this: if shit pops off in Lebanon then for perhaps the first time ever, the party favored by Zionists & neocons will be the Christians (specifically, Maronites, bitter enemies of both Hezbollah and Assad since the original Lebanese Civil War & Syrian intervention by Assad's dad in said LCW). They used to form the majority of Lebanon's population & ruling class and hope to do so again is higher than it's been since like, Bachir Gemayel (their strongest leader) was assassinated by a Syrian agent in 1982. They may even get help from Trump despite his normal non-interventionist inclinations because his in-law & Mideastern policy advisor, Massad Boulos, is a Lebanese Christian.

Let's fucking gooo! Something good happening in the ME for a change