2023 census: cheese identity

[DeadwastePrime]

ok gang, what cheese do you identify as?

 

[Dyn]

What the fuck are you doing where's the pecorino option?

 

[DeadwastePrime]

What the fuck are you doing where's the pecorino option?

pecorino isnt a real gender

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

One make us only choose one you racist

 

[Pee Cola]

Haloumi

 

[make_it_so]

Where's the Colby Jack option?

 

[Gog & Magog]

American, just like my race

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Wow, I'm extremely triggered. There's no goat cheese, what the fuck? Very, very yikes and problematic, sweaty.

 

[Claude Sigma]

No Camembert? No Roquefort? No Boursin? No Comté?
Was this list made by an Amerimutt or something?

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Where's the Colby Jack option?

colby jack is just a type of cheddar and monterey jack you mongrel

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

colby jack is just a type of cheddar and monterey jack you mongrel

Oh yeah well red-pill me on pepper jack and why I get it every time I get a chik fil a sanvich.

Cuz it's GOOD and VALID and i shall stans for pepper jack now and forever

now make pepper jack a damn option you fart face

EDIT: @randyfacalding knows whats up. Muenster is the bomb too.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Oh yeah well red-pill me on pepper jack and why I get it every time I get a chik fil a sanvich.

Cuz it's GOOD and VALID and i shall stans for pepper jack now and forever

now make pepper jack a damn option you fart face

pepper jack is half breed monterey jack with fucking peppers, which isnt even a fucking cheese. disgusting

 

[part-time loaf]

I'm upset, I specifically identify as sheep's milk ricotta and this identity is protected under the law.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Spray cheese that comes in a can.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Goddamn now I want cheese.

 

[Milkis]

TILSIT
TIL SIT

 

[Canned Ham]

Spray cheese that comes in a can.

 

[bliblblblbbllb]

I love cheese census.

 

[Premium Gonzo]

I am all the cheese because i make all the cheeses.

Also I do like a good old farm cheese nothing fancy.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

The first time I tried fried mozzarella, it blew my fucking mind.