2022 Mad at the Internet Patch Sale

[Troonos]

Are they iron-on or hook-and-loop?

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

the doxfound is fun however i cannot find any item where i would apply this patch to

 

[Dilligaff]

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This is probably the roster. Any complaints? I'll need to pass them through the patch person.

BTW, whoever it was that DM'd me about having a family business doing them, please re-DM me. I think it got deleted.

I like the archive everything patch but there's too much open space above the type. I suspect the designer can tweak it a little. These are all great otherwise!

Eta: I'm so excited you're going to be selling these!

 

[Buster Scruggs]

I've been excited to see the designs for a while now, and I gotta say, I'm impressed. I really like the archive one, and the only design I think isn't as good is the autism one, but all the other ones are S tier. I'm definitely picking up a few.

 

[spergetti & NEETballs]

Was going to skip this run, but that green kiwi patch is really enticing.. Kudos to whoever designed it.

 

[LikeRivenIRL]

They are very cute ﾟ.+:｡(≧∇≦)ﾉﾟ.+:｡

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

The kiwi eye of sauron is genius, I always liked that metaphor.

 

[P. Barnes' THOT]

I want all of these! They’re super neat. They’d make great stickers too

 

[mindlessobserver]

The Eye of Sauron patch is brilliant.

 

[kittyfucker]

I want all of these! They’re super neat. They’d make great stickers too

Holy shit. We need to do this for the next merch run
Null, goddamn it, I know you read here!!!!!!

 

[Aunt Carol]

the doxfound is fun however i cannot find any item where i would apply this patch to

TRY HARDER

I have a patch stuck to my locker at work with Blu-tac, so that kind of thing is an option.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

TRY HARDER

I have a patch stuck to my locker at work with Blu-tac, so that kind of thing is an option.

i'll burn it to my forehead

 

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Are these being sold individually or as a whole set?

 

[mindlessobserver]

As an aside, it must be noted that free Kiwistan already has a uniform (the shirts), currency (chris coins) and now unit insignias (the patches). The next merch run must give us a flag.

 

[plgfarts]

As an aside, it must be noted that free Kiwistan already has a uniform (the shirts), currency (chris coins) and now unit insignias (the patches). The next merch run must give us a flag.

We're gonna need some Kiwi branded Kentucky rifles.

But hell yeah dude I just got a new backpack with a spot for patches just for these. Can't wait.

 

[Ophelia]

Stickers would be fantastic, just saying. I can’t be the only kiwi with a gay water bottle.

 

[le4feon]

I really like the kiwi fruit&bird patch a lot it's simple but very cute and subtle. I owe the creator headpats.
How much are these going to cost? and have you considered doing a minuim price but pay what you want type of deal? or would you consider such a payment system gay null?

I am totally fine with paing 20-30$ just for that single patch, if its to keep the farm up and running.

 

[Ophelia]

I think what we're going to do is print a few thousand of each and sell them as a pack.
Shipping will be $5.80 domestic, $7.50 UK, $7.50~$9.00 EU, $10 Canada.

Yes, it’s going to be a pack.

 

[PleaseBeeQuiet]

Oh shit those look nice. +1 for each wearable dog whistle.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Very few of these seem innocuous enough for me to want to wear in public, especially the patches with the literal site logos on them which blatantly reveal association with Kiwi Farms. Why were those chosen?

Seems the only good patches are the top right two kiwis, bottom left cow, and second from the bottom left "crossbones".