2022 Lolcow Derby - AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME!!!

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Keffals is in a secret tunnel below the outhouse, via an entrance where you have to fully insert a silicone fire hydrant in order to enter. It takes something away from you, chiefly your anal elasticity, to set foot within. Tread there, and well... stare into the keffals and the keffals stares into you. He's never going to win, both of you will lose.

Contrast this to my boy Fat Rick. Pure milk, baby. Sweet bleating loudly-denying-it-all faggoty milk. He's the fancy-dancy magic-prancy to put your money on.
 
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a l ate entry for sure, But her legs!!!! (shannyforracing) I know the image is lazy as frick but if any one can do better I will delete this post. @shannyneedstoracebutherlegs!
 
I believe in DSP. He won't let me down. The Horse of Hate has seen many hotshot stallions trying to outrun him, but he outran them all.
 
I think KingCobraJFS could be in the running. His birthday stream alone will forever go down in history.

For those who haven't seen it, he had a birthday dinner planned with his family at ~5pm, and decided to pregame with a 750ml of vodka in under an hour on livestream. Was then told by his father he was too drunk to take anywhere and proceeded to drink even more all while saying "I'll show you drunk." It was probably the biggest lolcow shitshow of the year.
 
Chris-Chan would be one of those old veteran horses in a stable that won hundreds of trophies in his life and was used to breed a dozen other champions. He already had a fruitful career and it was time to pass the torch to his younger heirs, so he doesn't compete. A true pureblood of autism.
 
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I think KingCobraJFS could be in the running. His birthday stream alone will forever go down in history.

For those who haven't seen it, he had a birthday dinner planned with his family at ~5pm, and decided to pregame with a 750ml of vodka in under an hour on livestream. Was then told by his father he was too drunk to take anywhere and proceeded to drink even more all while saying "I'll show you drunk." It was probably the biggest lolcow shitshow of the year.
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I was just about to suggest adding my boy KingCobraJFS to the lineup. That birthday livestream was a lot darker than the broken cigarette video featured here back in August 2021.
 
Best thread on the internet.

Keffals leads until Fatrick (who is fat) tumbles on an incline and katamari damacies his way to victory by assimilating the other competitors into a mighty tardblob
 
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