2022 Lolcow Derby - AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME!!!

[Kulee Baba]

All the other horses will be disqualified except for DSP. That's the horse that cannot be taken down.

 

[MilkThePig]

I'd very much like to see Patrick S Tomlinson win. If there's one thing he excels at its providing milk of the highest quality.

He also weighs as much as a horse, which I feel has to go in his favor.

 

[RatCake]

I bet 2 kiwicoins on my boy, Fatrick. Go get em' boy.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

By crossing the finish line, I'm assuming that means there's a pine box at the winner's circle and maybe a plus sized 6ft hole. My money is on the Ralphamale with Eugenia close behind. Ralph is too fat for the amount of drugs he abuses and Eugenia already looks like a corpse. The thoroughbred trannies are usually contenders but these ones have too many enablers holding them back from crossing the finish.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Can someone add a “retarded” reaction?

 

[SevenEightNine]

All the other horses will be disqualified except for DSP. That's the horse that cannot be taken down.

I think it's going to be a match race between DSP and the Ralphamale. They've never faced off on the same track, and the stakes have never been so high. It's the match race we need to see.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I just spent my last dollar on Phil. You better win

 

[NoReturn]

Someone shop OP onto a horse please

Una can't compete in the race, he has very important packages to deliver.

 

[Still Anonymous For This]

I haven’t had much sleep and at first thought this was a thread about a psychopath who was photoshopping peoples faces onto horses.

And then I realized it was a Kiwi doing it and realized I’d been right all along.

 

[Silverovertime2]

I don't know if Phill will win this one or not but I do know that it will not be his fault if he loses

 

[dreamwebz]

WTF is this??!!!
somebody please help me and call the police

 

[BelUwUga]

Wait! I have submissions for the registry on behalf of @toilet_rainbow ! A special photo-finish picture from the 1978 Triple Crown!

Their names? I'm glad you asked!

I will let you, gentle reader, decide who is Noon Time Spender and who is Sensitive Prince. Once again big props to @toilet_rainbow for not only identifying these lolcows, but also cementing their spot in horse racing history!

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

As the resident horse racing nerd on this site I feel I am the only one qualified to give the following judgement:

0/10 no Rich Strike my nigga

 

[DiabeticSP]

Can we get the OP updated with links to each thread I'm lazy

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Where Joe Winko and Lee Goldson?

 

[Catmannjew]

Put me down for Drachenlord. Keffals will never win as much as a front runner as he is.

 

[niggers]

this is probably my 4th or 5th favorite schziopost on kf

a strong showing in a crowded field

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Tommy Tooter is wandering through the desert like a horse with no name, he's not winning anything.

 

[Elysian]

Surprised at the lack of Kevin Gibes in the race. But then again he freaks out when he does basically anything other than tweet and consoom so he probably isn’t horse racing material.

 

[marjoram]

Poor horsies, they don't deserve this.

Nevertheless, put me down for $10 on Chinny to show.
Directly after crossing the finish line she will take a huge dump and molest the nearest brown horse.