[2021 May 14th] Mass Effect Begathon - "Mortgage Effect"

[QwahlityKahntent]

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Yup, spot on likeness.

phils a nigger

 

[actually]

I'll go ahead and predict $1000 from the deviluk person.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

I'll go ahead and predict $1000 from the deviluk person.

A safer bet than rain in Seattle. Come one Actually, surely you've got bigger stones than that.

 

[Gramh]

Worse, he's pigsplaining things that were literally just said or things that anyone with a room temperature IQ could piece together from context clues.

Worse still, this is supposedly one of his most beloved games that changed how he enjoys vidya, so he's pigsplaining things he's seeing as if he's seeing them for the first time even though as a favorite piece of content he'd be aware of everything but the most mundane details. So he's putting on his "I didn't read the guide" acting for a game he's already played for people who have already seen him play the game with remarkably worse commentary because now all he does is obvious observations of what is going on in the game at any given moment.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Who will tip Phil enough to get the groove back?
Who will be responsible for helping him get that 2017 vibe back? Looking forward to the positivity here and chill, raw gameplay.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Looking over at chat, sweaty as fuck, on how to heal

Tru pro gamer

Who will tip Phil enough to get the groove back?
Who will be responsible for helping him get that 2017 vibe back? Looking forward to the positivity here and chill, raw gameplay.

OIC in all of his various incarnations

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

What Phil thinks he looks like
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What Phil actually looks like
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[YokuNama]

63 bans. (The record is 80)


SnowKarl_ banned or timed out again.

 

[actually]

A safer bet than rain in Seattle. Come one Actually, surely you've got bigger stones than that.

Hmm. Alright, $1000 from JaxxRaxor as well.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He isn't even bothering to "verify" these bigger tips. In any other context he would be scrutinising any tip bigger than $20.

He needs to be able to play a chargeback card to try and rake in more.

 

[Frogga]

I'll go ahead and predict $1000 from the deviluk person.

Can we get a new poll on how much we think he’ll raise today? $3k goal is double what I predicted and I’ll be surprised if he actually hits that.

 

[Schrödinger's Kat]

He has been cackling and acting clownish way too much. Someone has already promised him a huge donation.

Or, that Twitch payment must have come through after all... and everything he earns today is gacha funds.

 

[Salubrious]

Maybe snowkarl is implying that the stream quality is bad because you refuse to actually play the game? Nah, but a man can hope.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Can we get a new poll on how much we think he’ll raise today? $3k is double what I predicted and I’ll be surprised if he actually hits that.

10K pahsitive apology from Tutenkahmen.

 

[hundredthousand]

I'll go ahead and predict $1000 from the deviluk person.

I'll predict at least $50-$100+ from:

Beastbod
Jaxx Raxxor
CM Fool
NoCouture
Phrenelith




edit: NoCouture with $100 10 minutes after I made this post. Keep em coming.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

There's a female character on screen.
Phil is spending an uncomfortable amount of time looking at chat.
When he does look at his TV, his eyes dart up and down and then he looks away somewhere off screen.
I have never seen a man so ashamed of looking at another woman - a fictional woman.

 

[Fill Bern El]

Tips have stalled, very clownish today, and is about to go on a suspicious ass break. Nothing to see here.

 

[PieceofShet]

1 hour gameplay.

ANOTHER BREAK!

EDIT:
Ok it was a 5min begment.

 

[Salubrious]

Holy fuck, we are taking a break now? Dude played MAYBE 10 actual minutes.

 

[YokuNama]

1 hour gameplay.

ANOTHER BREAK!

And beg time.