2020 Predictions Betting Thread - THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

[Randall Fragg]

We're not even halfway through the year and things are fucking insane.
So far we've had:
An Iranian general being yeeted with a sword-missile.
The Kung Flu turning China into The Stand.
Toilet Paper hording.
Kung Flu going on a global tour.
Massive lockdowns across the globe.
The Venezuelan Navy losing to a fucking cruise liner.
The stock market crashing.
A fucking horde of locusts sweeping across Africa.
The Pentagon releasing footage of UFOs, saying that they got no clue what the hell they are.
King Jung Un possibly being dead.
The Last of Us 2 getting leaked due to a disgruntled employee and setting off a firestorm of mockery.
Probably like a dozen other things that I forgot.
So, I made this thread to speculate on just how goddamn clownworld the world is going to be by January 1st, 2021, and to start placing bets on the most likely outcomes.

 

[SigSauer]

I'm ridin with Biden.

 

[The Last Stand]

Just wait until November. It will be something.

 

[DanKusher]

Just wait until November. It will be something.

Should I even ask why...?

 

[The Last Stand]

Should I even ask why...?

Who will be the US president for 2020. There will be a lot of salt regardless.

 

[DanKusher]

Who will be the US president for 2020. There will be a lot of salt regardless.

You got a point there. Betting on Trump winning the elections again tho.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

a natural disaster like a huge earthquake or meteor flattening a city, a supervolcano eruption, or a solar flare uninventing electricity would be a nice cherry on top of the 2020 shit sundae.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

You forgot the "Barb Chandler dies, Chris fully merges the dimensions" option

 

[ColtWalker1847]

It's an election year. Recollecting whatever dumb thing happened and adding "...and then it got dumber" in preparation for the next dumb thing that will happen is going to be a safe bet.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Tramp's gonna win. Will win popular vote and electoral college.
'Rona will be gone from the States by late July.
Kamala Harris will be Biden's VP.
Animaniacs reboot will be woke.

GET 'EM, GET 'EM.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Major conflict with the west and China over economic reparations probably not full scale war but will be as major as it gets in modern times. Russia will most likely stay out of the way and earn points with western nations improving their standing with NATO and the UN which may open up some new doors.

 

[ConfederateIrishman]

I'll bet on Biden winning solely to be contrarian tbh

 

[MrWhoDat]

(Just my opinion obviously)
I have a feeling the democrats are going to have some sort of secret weapon.
Theyre going to drop Joe Biden at the very last minute and have another candidate take the stage.
All the railing against Biden regarding the election all year will be fruitless as he was just a dummy target to catch all the flak.

 

[Monolith]

After all is said and done, I predict that Giant Meteor will win the election.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

(Just my opinion obviously)
I have a feeling the democrats are going to have some sort of secret weapon.
Theyre going to drop Joe Biden at the very last minute and have another candidate take the stage.
All the railing against Biden regarding the election all year will be fruitless as he was just a dummy target to catch all the flak.

This is the worst take possible but I've seen it a few times. It not only hurts the legitimacy of the DNC even further from the 2016 incident but makes no sense when Biden is polling well and with how the super delegates act. There's nobody to replace him and he's a strong mainstream candidate, unlike Hillary.
People have been railing on Biden since September and that's only caused his numbers to increase.

 

[{o}P II]

Gorbachev Will Die

 

[EasyPeasy]

Scarf Lady strangles Trump..

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

Yet another woke reboot comes out, flops (due to shitty plot as well as quarantine), and the journos will blame the patriarchy.

 

[Starving Autist]

Reading through the list in OP, I don't believe that history's, even fictions most renowned prophets and psychics could predict clownworld 2020 or the events to come.

I for one firmly believe that there will be another hot summer and forestfires to rival those in Australia earlier this year.

 

[Muttnik]

Every franchise you like will continue to be ruined.