[ 2020 JUNE 25th ] 150 vest streak "celebration"

slightly related, but the "impossible meats" are bullshit. I tried a bite for free and Dunkin and it just tasted like a salty/flavorful hummus or something. Doesn't taste like meat at all
 
he's showing half eaten burgers in a gun range outfit
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This dude has Spagett hair
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Can someone write out a madlibs based on that "fan" letter he got and then you can just plug in what game you started watching him, your age, etc?
 
Pure emotional manipulation. As soon as he said he was saving this letter for months, you knew it was staged. He probably rehearsed the crying and everything.
It was staged, but I think Phil's reaction was actually genuine. He does believe in the TEN YEAR LEGACY shit and sadly he gets messages like that. Phil probably is emotional lately mostly because of the WWE Champions shenanigans ruining the one escape in his miserable life.
 
You know, I just noticed he seems to only eat off paper plates. Does he seriously not own any real ones?
Now we know why they have to make so many trips to the dump: Instead of using real plates, they just fill bag after bag with discarded paper plates. I'd bet he even refers to the GOOD paper plates as "the fine China."
 
You know, I just noticed he seems to only eat off paper plates. Does he seriously not own any real ones?

He owns real ones. He's lazy and primarily uses paper ones though. So when he complains about how he had to wash dishes, remember that the majority of the time, he's referring to packaged meals on paper plates.

Lying, basically.
 
Someone wrote him a message with the generic "I've been watching since [insert old LP here] and you got me through a lot of tough times so I wanna thank you" and he started tearing up about it.

phil watches other streamers, and realized he never got a message like that and got sad
then decided to make a fake message so he could be like other big streamers
 
Man the pre stream for this goofy vest thing was quite something. He really likes pretending hitting his tips goals everyday means the internet as a whole has really come around to him. He kinda just shits on anyone who ever gave him money before. You donated to one of my multiple thousand(s) dollar fundraisers? Well I didn’t care about that shit, these last few months is where I’ve really been feeling nthe positivity!
 
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