2020 Christmas gift ideas for the person above

[Rozzy]

With only a couple of days left before Christmas, post your Christmas gift ideas for the person above.

 

[verissimus]

6 feet of rope.

 

[Orion Balls]

The Randy Savage album "Be a Man."

 

[s0mbra]

all expenses paid ball chop

 

[Fireman Sam]

An entire BDSM dungeon.
Because you're worth it.

 

[Orion Balls]

All of the Hess Toy Trucks from the year you were born to present.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Fireproof crotchless overalls.

 

[Snuckening]

Persuading a fat autistic man to do a little dance for your entertainment

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

A box of Warheads as in the candy

 

[Orion Balls]

A deep exfoliating scrub with active anti-fungals. And some warm slippers.

 

[UncleTusky]

Electrolysis and a better wig.

 

[The Last Stand]

More makeup and a wig.

 

[Quijibo69]

A PS5 made out of TP.

 

[George Orson Welles]

Sailor Moon box set.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Peter Hinwood toucha-toucha-toucha touching her.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Cocaine.

 

[A Grey Cat]

a bag of cedar chips and a new exercise wheel

 

[plgfarts]

Some garbage bags and a box of ammunition.

 

[LordofTendons]

Kleenex. Lots and lots of Kleenex.

 

[tasty humane burger]

Steroids