2020 Anti-Bullying Day

You better trust and believe that we're under a true and honest quarantine, so I haven't been able to bully anyone as early and as often as I should.
 
We still have anti-bullying campaigns? Why? Everyone's been so exposed to that shit I think there haven't been bullies in American schools for 15 years.
They just lower the bar for what counts as bullying to keep it going. Bullying was such a big issue because kids couldn't escape it and there was often physical harm. Modern bullying is just getting called a faggot on social media.
 
I mopped up the blood at my job instead of leaving it for the other janitors. That shit stains the foors really badly if it sets.
 
English literature actually has application to real world jobs. Those educational materials the kids in school use? English majors are some of the people making those.

Sure. The country does need English majors... about a dozen of them, total.

The leftover thousands would've been better off taking barista lessons to get a jump start on their eventual career path.

Yes that's bullying, what are you gonna do about it, report me to the UN?
 
"Bullying" has become an overused word and actually trivialises real bullying..

With the current generation of snowflake wankers getting into the workplace, any form of management or supervision will be constituted as bullying. And bollocking staff for fuck-ups will be against their "human rights".

Petting dogs and safe spaces will be compulsory in all industries.

It's all women's fault..

Cunts!
 
I have been following quarantine guidelines and currently only bully people from the recommended safe distance which has cut my bullying down quite significantly.
I am only bullying this one guy down the street. He was assigned to me by the International Bully Union (IBU: filling all your bully needs since 1963!) I’m not permitted to bully another person, I might end up bullying someone elses nerd! If that happens I could get reported and lose my benefits!! Frankly, being stuck inside is murdering my bullying schedule.
 
A kid in my neighborhood was getting bullied in school. So while school's closed, I've been helping the kid by bullying him ruthlessly, to teach him hatred and anger, so he can unleash it on his bully once he goes back to school.

His bully's gonna be in for a nasty surprise after school reopens.
 
I took the time to reflect on how Jim and Dick are cratering in spectacular fashion.
How fitting - it’s also “Star Wars Day” for social media fags.
 
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