2018 Oscars - Predictions, live reactions, and the (hopefully) messy aftermath.

[InactionMan]

Salt incoming.

 

[MrTroll]

I sincerely hope Kobe Bryant ends up being the only black Oscar winner tonight. That would almost make up for a movie about gay niggers winning Best Picture last year.

 

[Durenduren]

I think the reason why they give Kobe an award is just for diversity push and assuming that people of color are perfect innocent people who can do nothing wrong unless it's Weinstein or Trump.

 

[Muttnik]

The constant ass-patting and virtue signaling about representation is getting genuinely exhausting to watch.

 

[Durenduren]

Also, watching the Oscars with my parents. (Just for a visit for dinner) there all complaining there's no black actor getting awards and literally Kobe came in and they pretend he didn't exist because it's a animated short featured.

 

[AnOminous]

Kobe Bryant was never convicted of shit.

 

[Spellskite]

The constant ass-patting and virtue signaling about representation is getting genuinely exhausting to watch.

I'll believe #Time's Up when they can get through one ceremony without giving a standing ovation to a rapist.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Kobe Bryant was never convicted of shit.

He was declared guilty in the court of public opinion, and that's all that matters to twitter.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Best Documentary Short: Heaven Is a Traffic Jam on the 405
Best Live-Action Short: The Silent Child
Best Adapted Screenplay: James Ivory, Call Me By Your Name
Best Original Screenplay: Jordan Peele, Get Out

 

[Durenduren]

"hey white man! You're all stupid evil creeps! We would've liked you if you're extinct in the future! #worldpeace" - The Oscars

 

[Muttnik]

Boy howdy I can't wait for all the conservative Jesus films that come out decades from now as a backlash from all of this. The next generation's going to be the saltiest good ole boys in film making.

 

[Kled]

I like that before this big Oscar speech, there were absolutely NO gay movies, movies with a black protagonist or cast or any non-white person at all. That speech was so fucking pretentious. I just want to see Based Del Toro win his movie of the year so i can do something else.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Why is Jimmy Kimmel hosting again when he was so unfunny last time?

 

[Lackadaisy]

C'mon, Three Billboards...

 

[Gordon Cole]

Best Cinematography: Blade Runner 2049 (Roger Deakins finally got his Oscar.)
Best Original Score: The Shape of Water
Best Original Song: "Remember Me", Coco


(Also, lol at the hambeast's fake cry-singing during "This Is Me", and the music getting cut off when the dead mom got dropped.)

 

[Gordon Cole]

Best Director: Guillermo Del Toro, The Shape of Water
Best Actor: Gary Oldman, Darkest Hour
Best Actress: Frances McDormand, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (*REEEEEEEEing intensifies*)

 

[Gordon Cole]

Spoiler: Best Picture

The Shape of Water!!!!

 

[jewelry investor]

2049 doesn't even have its existence acknowledged because of its anti-women message.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Well at least a good film won best picture

 

[Trombonista]

Kobe Bryant was never convicted of shit.

Hell, didn't they determine that someone else raped that woman after she slept with Kobe?