2018 New Years Resolutions - what are you planning to fail at this year?

[WW 635]

It's that time of year again where we all make promises about lifestyle changes we know we can't or won't keep. Some will resolve to get in shape and even go so far as to buy expensive gym memberships they will never use. Others will promise to mend their broken relationships with loved ones, only to realize that it disappointingly requires work on their part.

Writing out your resolutions and telling other people helps hold you accountable for it. This, in turn, increases the chances that you will succeed at your goal, especially if you have a plan.

Tell us what your New Year's resolutions are for 2018 and what you will actually do to stick with it.

 

[The Fool]

I'm going to do a flip

 

[ForgedBlades]

Shave my pubes more often.

EDIT: I shaved my pubes yesterday.

 

[Hiragana]

Promptly pay any escorts I should decide to hire any. Don't want to end up like DSP.

 

[JB 236]

Probably disown my family, bulk up some more and work harder.

 

[Black Waltz]

kill myself

 

[Nekromantik]

Drink more, I've been slacking.

 

[KillYourself]

Fulfill my own name and get stopped by a couch so senpai @FuckYou will notice me

 

[AnOminous]

I'm going to quit shitposting.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Drop 20lbs and get new glasses.

 

[Zarkov]

Learn how to play poker correctly.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Be a decent human being ()

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

I’m going to help people in need and donate a percentage of my money to the homeless.

Spoiler

lol no

 

[OhGoy]

i'll finally stop being a useless fuck

 

[ES 148]

I will finally become a true samurai.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I will finally become a true samurai.

BEHOLD, MY DEMONS.

My New Year's Resolution is to lose weight and get a good paying job that won't treat me like shit.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

smoke more weed

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Fart less in public.

 

[OhGoy]

My New Year's Resolution is to lose weight and get a good paying job that won't treat me like shit.

good luck with that, my niggo

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

I'm going to quit shitposting.

I've never given in to the urge to shitpost. I could help you. Make you stronger.