2018-07-25 DSP's Internet Troubles - Will it amount to anything interesting?

[OneDaySon]

Whats scary about the hoarding stuff is that Leanna made him get rid of some stuff when they moved and then made him get rid of more stuff after they moved. I remember him saying they got rid of half his stuff. So what you're seeing right now, all the hoarder shit, that's HALF of how bad it used to me and he used to have all that in a smaller place. I remember Howard saying like every time he went into the condo he had something flashy and new on display. He just loves buying, he's a spending addict probably. It explains why he's in so much debt and so poor despite getting so much money. He just spends, spends, spends. Almost instantly. Especially during the "gravy train years" of 2011 and 2012, he probably bought SO much crap and yet had SO much money he could have saved up to use for emergencies.

Also, Comcast confirmed for detractor organisation, DDOS attacking all these houses in Washington JUST to get to Phil!

 

[wagglyplacebo]

I only watch Phil's streams or even visit this sub when Phil is having problems so he should just monetize on that and call help desk about shit in his house all the time.

 

[Commander Keen]

I only watch Phil's streams or even visit this sub when Phil is having problems so he should just monetize on that and call help desk about shit in his house all the time.

No reason to even do that, really. There's usually a detractor restream running whenever Phil has drama so you can chat with fellow worthless humans instead of getting banned for typing in "lol" in Phil's twitch chat when he's moaning.

 

[Schmeckel]

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His phone's camera is a higher quality than his webcam. He looks fucking awful.

He looks like a toe covered in pubes. Jesus.

 

[Xenomorph]

He's brushing his hair, and since he doesn't care what he looks like on stream he's literally brushing his hair for the Comcast guy.

Told you, he's gay. He is hoping for some cheap porn action.

Comcast Guy: Im here to stick my cable in your port..

 

[Marsaudiac]

@BhilPurnell tweeted this:

Apparently registered in Kat's name, too.

ALSO this means that Phil is lying about having to stay in the house. He could go IRL stream elsewhere.

Unless they traded in the Toyota but I highly doubt it.

I wish I was so poor I could get two new cars.

 

[FalsePositive]

I don't have two cars, one is Khet's and she needs it to go to work. One is for me to do errands and groceries because I can't go when Khet is home because everything is closed. *wet snort*

*spreads arms far apart, eyes darting around the room*

It's not like I'm driving super fancy Lamborghini's and Tesla's you guys, Toyota and Subaru are budget brands and you don't know what the hell you're talking about. It's not like I'm having Khet wax them in the two-car garage every Sunday per contractual obligations. Idiots. You don't know anything about how real adult life works. *mini snort*

 

[CabbageMan]

"I can't bring the modem upstairs because there's no guarantee it will even work"

Could you at least try?

This is actually a legitimate thing, since modems have to be provisioned on that particular ISP's network via their MAC address before they will work.

However, since it's Dave, he probably doesn't know this and just got lucky this time in that his laziness is actually correct.

 

[gaarashatan]

I don't have two cars, one is Khet's and she needs it to go to work. One is for me to do errands and groceries because I can't go when Khet is home because everything is closed. *wet snort*

*spreads arms far apart, eyes darting around the room*

It's not like I'm driving super fancy Lamborghini's and Tesla's you guys, Toyota and Subaru are budget brands and you don't know what the hell you're talking about. It's not like I'm having Khet wax them in the two-car garage every Sunday per contractual obligations. Idiots. You don't know anything about how real adult life works. *mini snort*

the payment for both cars combined is around 800 a month give or take. "budget brands" budget brand is more like a 5k reliable vehicle, and phil dont use it for shit. him getting groceries and errands? BWAHAHAHA. what horseshit. and you know those cars are going to end up in the shitter in no time, considering phil has zero knowledge or skill about mechanics and i doubt kat does either. nor will they even care to go to a shop to get the oil changed until at least the 50k+ mile like retards

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Did he get much in the way of tips andnbits for this stream? Because the vice city part of it was dead. I think i saw a $2 tip and barely any bits

 

[actually]

Did he get much in the way of tips andnbits for this stream? Because the vice city part of it was dead. I think i saw a $2 tip and barely any bits

I had ~$90 in cheers and subs ($30 of which came from one big cheer). I also only saw the $2 tip, but @SoapQueen1 will have that in a few days.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

I had ~$90 in cheers and subs ($30 of which came from one big cheer). I also only saw the $2 tip, but @SoapQueen1 will have that in a few days.

That seems abnormally low. Like yakuza level low

 

[actually]

That seems abnormally low. Like yakuza level low

The tip amount is low (if it's accurate). The cheers + subs money is a little low, but Phil typically manages $100-200 per day in cheers+subs, barring any crazy huge cheers.

 

[Haunter]

1 Hour and 20 minutes with DSP because I was looking for when he mentioned the new car thing and then someone posted it and I missed the moment anyways so now that's there's a thread dedicated to this I might as well share my info I guess (sigh):

Because he hasn't had recent issues with his internet, this outage this must be a "systematic attack against" him. His internet went down June 28. But since he's had "No issues all week", this is out of nowhere.

When the Comcast tech shows up, Phil is "gonna give him the trick he taught a guy three years ago". According to Phil, you plug the two modems in at the same time. This will give them two separate IP Addresses. If one is unplugged, the other will continue with its unique IP.

Bringing "all his shit downstairs" to the modem that works, or bringing the modem that works upstairs, is out of the question for some reason.

Reveals he has a "Backup PC" in his closest (so he could be streaming from one and playing on the other, as he's claimed he'd need for PC streaming).

genericgamer asks in a cheer if he can get unbanned (this essentially confirms he was one of the "Bully Campaigners").

His internet could only be tampered with if his IP Address got out. He claims that a long time ago the IP for the modem downstairs was "leaked", and at one point the IP for the upstairs modem "leaked". This is an entire white-out of the "mrstupid1" password debacle.

 

[Darksydepickle]

I think the fact that he avoided acknowledging the tip about which car he bought is pretty damning evidence about him purchasing a new car.

That said, this wouldn't be the first time he acted needlessly suspicious, like during the whole Escort saga where he'd refuse to acknowledge a few things, like calling the 'escort' by her name, or changing his profile picture after she 'leaked' dms.