2018-06-22 - DSP's first IRL stream (Featuring Kat)

[CabbageMan]

ROFL PHIL THINKS GMOS INVOLVE HORMONES

MY SIDES

 

[Adamska]

Nice to see Phil still dresses up his trophies as sexual toys to bleat and snort about how he's not a loser.

 

[AmericFront]

So, fakesydephil?

 

[Monday Michiru]

Scaring his gf once again with the detractor boogeyman. "The trolls are certainly rushing to notebooks, rushing to their phones, mirroring this stream. It will be watched many times over." People in chat are sending decently clever bait questions BTW. If any of those guys are you, then good job. Got Kat to admit her Overwatch mains.

 

[Jotaro]

Kat was squeezing the stress ball so hard it burst

 

[CabbageMan]

People keep referencing the sealed copy of the Lion King. lol

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

So apparently, Kat knew about Phil before they met.

Didn't Dave claimed previously, that they met randomly?

 

[Jotaro]

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Hold up. Is this... legit nightwear? Did Dave-o here drag his gf out of bed to be the star attraction tonight?

If she weren't flat-chested we would be in titty-streamer territory

kinda ironic given Phil's stance on them

 

[Monday Michiru]

Q: "What was your reaction when you learned DSP is a streamer?"
A: (Phil, answering for her) "She knew!! There was no reaction to be had, since she already knew who I was."

It took a few months, but Phil finally completely blew this "we met RANDOMLY!" narrative the fuck out on his own. I expected nothing less.

EDIT: LostMy1stAccount ninjaed me.

 

[CabbageMan]

ACK ACK ACK ACK THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS I LIKE ABOUT PHIL

 

[Monday Michiru]

Holy shit. She whiffed HARD on "what do you like about Phil?" He graciously interrupted, assured her she didn't have to answer, and invited her to skip. She lets out a "yes."

 

[PantsuParty]

This HAS to be against Twitch's TOS. Inb4 Janet Jackson nip slip

#WeWuzDark-ElvesN'Shit

 

[CabbageMan]

It's a monkey and his pet horse dancing for bits.

 

[SleepyNibba]

She knows exactly what kind of person Phil is, ive said it time and time again... those two lards deserve each other...

 

[Monday Michiru]

This HAS to be against Twitch's TOS. Inb4 Janet Jackson nip slip

#WeWuzDark-ElvesN'Shit

https://www.twitch.tv/p/legal/community-guidelines/sexualcontent/#nudity-and-attire

Her low-ish-cut top is very much cheesing the limit IMO. But I doubt it will raise the eyebrows of any Twitch mods. Not flagrant enough.

 

[James Smith]

Someone pointed out that she hella hunches forward and was almost certainly wearing a push-up bra in their first video together based on the flatness of her chest.

 

[Draza]

Someone pointed out that she hella hunches forward and was almost certainly wearing a push-up bra in their first video together based on the flatness of her chest.

A horse with sagy tits?

 

[Monday Michiru]

Our goateed MC refuses to spill how exactly he met his new gf. It's "very personal." People might start digging around if he says too much, evidently. My guess is that he probably started talking to her before he was broken up with the Panda. And can't remember on his feet when the breakup timeline is. So doesn't want to damn himself with the truth, or with a lie.

Someone pointed out that she hella hunches forward and was almost certainly wearing a push-up bra in their first video together based on the flatness of her chest.

She at least has an excuse. He won't move the damn laptop over so she can see. Phil is his usual ill-postured self.

 

[TheGoutinator]

That "kiss on the cheek" was the most cringe thing I've witnessed in sometime.

 

[Heckler1]

She seems really socially awkward. Everytime she's asked a question and he feels the need to make a dumb joke, she seems genuinely confused as to whether he is being serious or not. TBH, she seems like a quiet autist who is just along for the ride. The way they keep changing their backstories as to how they met and whether they knew each other or not before is just extra tism